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Title: Here’s a good one
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 December 2022, 12:21:33
  https://www.gbnews.uk/news/security-risk-at-whitehall-as-gender-fluid-staff-are-offered-two-id-passes-in-case-they-change-identity-this-is-insane/410182

          How mad is this?
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Rangie on 22 December 2022, 12:30:47
Nothing amazes me anymore, the lunatics are definitely in charge
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 13:05:15
Diversity and inclusion, Rae.

Much the same as 'including' men in women's prisons.

Everyone needs to feel included. :-X :-X
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 December 2022, 13:13:23
Rather than deal with real problems to improve peoples lives, our civil servants seem to spend their time making up problems to deal with.  ::)

To think that 100 years ago the people who worked in those buildings controlled roughly a quarter of the planet, and quite successfully at that.  :-X
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 13:16:39
Rather than deal with real problems to improve peoples lives, our civil servants seem to spend their time making up problems to deal with.  ::)

To think that 100 years ago the people who worked in those buildings controlled roughly a quarter of the planet, and quite successfully at that.  :-X

The NHS are currently after 'Lived experience officers and directors'......£110,000- £115.000.  :-X

Talk about made up job titles. :-[
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 December 2022, 14:49:46
Sounds like an absolute bargain at that price. :o

Who needs nurses and ambulance drivers anyway?
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 December 2022, 15:06:28
Jobs for the boys again >:(
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Rangie on 22 December 2022, 15:32:20
NHS is top heavy with incompetent arseholes & has been for years &  they're advertising for more ! You simply couldn't make it up.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: ronnyd on 22 December 2022, 15:43:33
Must now be one of the largest gravy trains in the world.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 15:56:24
Just watching Talk radio...

CAMRA, the real ale group have decided they need to be more inclusive.

The terms pub crawl......and a pint with the lads, should no longer be used as they are considered sexist and homophobic.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: ronnyd on 22 December 2022, 16:10:34
Just wonder if some of this sh!t is done by these organisations just to get a bit of publicity for their various causes.  :-\ Gets more bizarre every day.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: STEMO on 22 December 2022, 16:23:53
Fûckin idiots. Let's get Labour in, they'll put a stop to all this nonsense  :-X
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 22 December 2022, 17:16:29
Fûckin idiots. Let's get Labour in, they'll put a stop to all this nonsense  :-X
They started it :-X
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 December 2022, 17:30:53
NHS is top heavy with incompetent arseholes & has been for years &  they're advertising for more ! You simply couldn't make it up.

Hence the more money we pour into it the worse it gets.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 December 2022, 17:39:26
Rather than deal with real problems to improve peoples lives, our civil servants seem to spend their time making up problems to deal with.  ::)

To think that 100 years ago the people who worked in those buildings controlled roughly a quarter of the planet, and quite successfully at that.  :-X

The NHS are currently after 'Lived experience officers and directors'......£110,000- £115.000.  :-X

Talk about made up job titles. :-[

I might apply. I've got plenty of lived experiences, several disabilities and would be happy to identify as a woman if that helps!  ;D

No doubt it's a work from home position, as most public sector jobs seem to be these days, so I could go and live in Thailand or somewhere sunny like that as well!  :y
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 17:43:05
Rather than deal with real problems to improve peoples lives, our civil servants seem to spend their time making up problems to deal with.  ::)

To think that 100 years ago the people who worked in those buildings controlled roughly a quarter of the planet, and quite successfully at that.  :-X

The NHS are currently after 'Lived experience officers and directors'......£110,000- £115.000.  :-X

Talk about made up job titles. :-[

I might apply. I've got plenty of lived experiences, several disabilities and would be happy to identify as a woman if that helps! ;D

No doubt it's a work from home position, as most public sector jobs seem to be these days, so I could go and live in Thailand or somewhere sunny like that as well!  :y

Woman is not enough.

You'll need to identify as a black transwoman midget with mental health issues. >:D
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: STEMO on 22 December 2022, 18:04:22
Rather than deal with real problems to improve peoples lives, our civil servants seem to spend their time making up problems to deal with.  ::)

To think that 100 years ago the people who worked in those buildings controlled roughly a quarter of the planet, and quite successfully at that.  :-X

The NHS are currently after 'Lived experience officers and directors'......£110,000- £115.000.  :-X

Talk about made up job titles. :-[

I might apply. I've got plenty of lived experiences, several disabilities and would be happy to identify as a woman if that helps! ;D

No doubt it's a work from home position, as most public sector jobs seem to be these days, so I could go and live in Thailand or somewhere sunny like that as well!  :y

Woman is not enough.

You'll need to identify as a black transwoman midget with mental health issues. >:D
Yes, but they can identify as all those things, they don't actually have to have the physical attributes, nor appearance.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 December 2022, 18:16:52
Rather than deal with real problems to improve peoples lives, our civil servants seem to spend their time making up problems to deal with.  ::)

To think that 100 years ago the people who worked in those buildings controlled roughly a quarter of the planet, and quite successfully at that.  :-X

The NHS are currently after 'Lived experience officers and directors'......£110,000- £115.000.  :-X

Talk about made up job titles. :-[

I might apply. I've got plenty of lived experiences, several disabilities and would be happy to identify as a woman if that helps! ;D

No doubt it's a work from home position, as most public sector jobs seem to be these days, so I could go and live in Thailand or somewhere sunny like that as well!  :y

Woman is not enough.

You'll need to identify as a black transwoman midget with mental health issues. >:D
Yes, but they can identify as all those things, they don't actually have to have the physical attributes, nor appearance.

Zactly!  For £100k job I'd identify as anything!  ;D

Although if I was honest and identified as a 53 year old straight Anglo-Saxon my application would go straight in the bin.  :-X
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 18:20:24
Rather than deal with real problems to improve peoples lives, our civil servants seem to spend their time making up problems to deal with.  ::)

To think that 100 years ago the people who worked in those buildings controlled roughly a quarter of the planet, and quite successfully at that.  :-X

The NHS are currently after 'Lived experience officers and directors'......£110,000- £115.000.  :-X

Talk about made up job titles. :-[

I might apply. I've got plenty of lived experiences, several disabilities and would be happy to identify as a woman if that helps! ;D

No doubt it's a work from home position, as most public sector jobs seem to be these days, so I could go and live in Thailand or somewhere sunny like that as well!  :y

Woman is not enough.

You'll need to identify as a black transwoman midget with mental health issues. >:D
Yes, but they can identify as all those things, they don't actually have to have the physical attributes, nor appearance.

Zactly!  For £100k job I'd identify as anything!  ;D

Although if I was honest and identified as a 53 year old straight Anglo-Saxon my application would go straight in the bin.  :-X

This alone will put you well down the list.

Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 18:22:12
Rather than deal with real problems to improve peoples lives, our civil servants seem to spend their time making up problems to deal with.  ::)

To think that 100 years ago the people who worked in those buildings controlled roughly a quarter of the planet, and quite successfully at that.  :-X

The NHS are currently after 'Lived experience officers and directors'......£110,000- £115.000.  :-X

Talk about made up job titles. :-[

I might apply. I've got plenty of lived experiences, several disabilities and would be happy to identify as a woman if that helps! ;D

No doubt it's a work from home position, as most public sector jobs seem to be these days, so I could go and live in Thailand or somewhere sunny like that as well!  :y

Woman is not enough.

You'll need to identify as a black transwoman midget with mental health issues. >:D
Yes, but they can identify as all those things, they don't actually have to have the physical attributes, nor appearance.

I believe that male lesbians are a thing these days.

Much more inclusive than just women being rug munchers.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 December 2022, 19:04:33
Mmm male lesbian…. that could work 😛🫢
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 22 December 2022, 19:14:24
In NEXT  the other day we were served by a young assistant wearing black tights, a very short mini skirt , and lots of make up.
Wife said, I didnt find that girl very helpful. I replied "that wasnt a girl".*
The strong jawline and deep voice gave it away, but swmbo didnt notice at all. She was buying clothes though, so probably wouldnt notice anything outside of that.
Tbh, I dont really care. If he / she is living their life happily, crack on with it.
As long as Im not expected to make great alterations to my way life to accommodate all the changes, grown adults can do what pretty much what they want.

* In the sense of what a girl was known as when I was growing up.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 19:18:10
Mmm male lesbian…. that could work 😛🫢

It's very simple.

Man identifies as a woman who is attracted to women making him a lesbian.

I remember the days when  men who were attracted to a woman were known as hetrosexual.

Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 December 2022, 19:24:23
It sounds good,  an undercover woman loving male lesbian,,, should increase female availability :y :y
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 19:26:08
In NEXT  the other day we were served by a young assistant wearing black tights, a very short mini skirt , and lots of make up.
Wife said, I didnt find that girl very helpful. I replied "that wasnt a girl".*
The strong jawline and deep voice gave it away, but swmbo didnt notice at all. She was buying clothes though, so probably wouldnt notice anything outside of that.
Tbh, I dont really care. If he / she is living their life happily, crack on with it.
As long as Im not expected to make great alterations to my way life to accommodate all the changes, grown adults can do what pretty much what they want.


* In the sense of what a girl was known as when I was growing up.

The problem being that things rarely happen in isolation.

Nobody really cares if some dude wanders around Tesco in a ' fetching frock'.....the problem occurs when biological men infiltrate women's sport, women's prisons, women's refuge, women's single sex spaces, and even the police force when it comes to strip searching a biological woman........which should always be carried out by an old style 'vagina woman' not one with a penis.  ::)
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 December 2022, 19:28:24
It sounds good,  an undercover woman loving male lesbian,,, should increase female availability :y :y

You can have all the bepenised females, Rae.

I'll stick with the old type, that don't have anything swinging between their legs. >:D
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 December 2022, 23:37:55
No chance,  I’ll have what I’ve  always had. You can gleefully have the remaining pretenders 👍😎😱
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 December 2022, 23:47:30
So bepenised, bipenised folk are dual pricked perhaps???  I like females and that is what I’ll call them if they were born with a Cu🤬t, but no other bullshit, woke, pussy fearing identification shit that I find offensive to my own everyday existence 👍
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Rangie on 23 December 2022, 08:54:20
I like women & not pretend ones ! Nothing tastes as sweet as a nice moist c**t.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Raeturbo on 23 December 2022, 12:21:00
I like women & not pretend ones ! Nothing tastes as sweet as a nice moist c**t.
               Hear Hear, that man!  ^^^👍
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 December 2022, 12:58:27
I like women & not pretend ones ! Nothing tastes as sweet as a nice moist c**t.

Agreed.

Back in the day you'd end up plucking pubes from your teeth.

These days that is rarely a problem unless you are married to a German/ French/Italian girl.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: STEMO on 23 December 2022, 14:00:42
I like women & not pretend ones ! Nothing tastes as sweet as a nice moist c**t.

Agreed.

Back in the day you'd end up plucking pubes from your teeth.

These days that is rarely a problem unless you are married to a German/ French/Italian girl.
You been looking at that internet again?
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 December 2022, 14:19:37
I like women & not pretend ones ! Nothing tastes as sweet as a nice moist c**t.

Agreed.

Back in the day you'd end up plucking pubes from your teeth.

These days that is rarely a problem unless you are married to a German/ French/Italian girl.
You been looking at that internet again?

How was I to know that a site called 'hairy European girls with big tits' was a porn site.

Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: STEMO on 23 December 2022, 15:31:14
I like women & not pretend ones ! Nothing tastes as sweet as a nice moist c**t.

Agreed.

Back in the day you'd end up plucking pubes from your teeth.

These days that is rarely a problem unless you are married to a German/ French/Italian girl.
You been looking at that internet again?

How was I to know that a site called 'hairy European girls with big tits' was a porn site.
You're taking a chance with just that search criteria, you really should have put 'Hairy European girls with big tits, minus penis', and even that might not be specific enough.
I think these sites will have to start including filters, each with a drop down menu, so you can get to where you want to be.
Whilst 'Hairy European girls with big tits' may produce thousands of results, by the time you exclude penis, trans and other things, you might end up with about two.
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: TheBoy on 23 December 2022, 16:06:38
Whilst 'Hairy European girls with big tits' may produce thousands of results, by the time you exclude penis, trans and other things, you might end up with about two.
I can see you have put a lot of research into your answer, in order to be accurate.  Thank you.

;D
Title: Re: Here’s a good one
Post by: STEMO on 23 December 2022, 16:15:31
Whilst 'Hairy European girls with big tits' may produce thousands of results, by the time you exclude penis, trans and other things, you might end up with about two.
I can see you have put a lot of research into your answer, in order to be accurate.  Thank you.

;D
You're very welcome, I have little else to do and sometimes I get a vague memory of what I used to use it for, apart from peeing.  ;D