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Title: Rishi speech.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:36:27
Generic stuff delivered without passion.

More police.
Fewer boats
More doctors and nurses.
Lower inflation.
Compulsory maths to age forty.


I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.


Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: ronnyd on 04 January 2023, 18:40:47
Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:44:51
Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)

Please clarify.

Write his speech or have sex wife his wife?
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 January 2023, 18:45:41
Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)

Please clarify.

Write his speech or have sex wife his wife?
Both quite possibly.
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 January 2023, 18:47:52

I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.

Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::)  :-X  ;D
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:50:59

I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.

Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::)  :-X  ;D

I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Nick W on 04 January 2023, 18:55:03

I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.

Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::) :-X ;D

I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.


She's also worth about £350million, which probably helps....
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Raeturbo on 04 January 2023, 19:51:19
Now that would certainly help me get a rock hard fancy for her in any lighting conditions…. Or any possible conditions/positions at all I would wager…. Bring her on ::)
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: STEMO on 04 January 2023, 19:59:19
Now that would certainly help me get a rock hard fancy for her in any lighting conditions…. Or any possible conditions/positions at all I would wager…. Bring her on ::)
I'm sure she'd be thrilled at the prospect  ;D
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Raeturbo on 04 January 2023, 20:03:39
Indeed and I don’t blame her one iota 👍 she can’t help it after all🤷‍♂️
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: STEMO on 04 January 2023, 20:09:45

I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.

Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::) :-X ;D

I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.


She's also worth about £350million, which probably helps....
Nearer £500 million.
Or half a billion as news outlets prefer to say these days.
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Raeturbo on 04 January 2023, 20:17:23
Mmmm that’ll do👍🐓🐓🐓
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Raeturbo on 04 January 2023, 21:20:53
Sunak is khans bumboy and vice versa👍
Title: Re: Rishi speech.
Post by: Raeturbo on 04 January 2023, 21:21:56
And Drakefords in the middle of em.