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Title: UFO?
Post by: STEMO on 20 January 2023, 16:42:50
.....or fanny?  ;D

UFO-like cloud forms in Turkey https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64352634
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 January 2023, 17:15:47
https://youtu.be/fyUds_Dh4Eg (https://youtu.be/fyUds_Dh4Eg)

Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 January 2023, 17:21:30
The planet Venus is often mistaken for a UFO.

Sitting very low and very bright in the winter sky.
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 20 January 2023, 17:22:40
UFO = unidentified flying object

not necessarily an alien space ship.

It could just be a laptop being thrown at you unawares .

it then becomes an  identified object ,assuming you're still conscious enough to identify it   :P
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 January 2023, 17:47:14
It looks more like a portal to another dimension than a UFO or fanny IMO.  :)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: STEMO on 20 January 2023, 17:57:25
It looks more like a portal to another dimension than a UFO or fanny IMO.  :)
I've seen some funny fannies in my time  ;D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: ronnyd on 20 January 2023, 18:07:37
Certainly looks more like a fanny than a UFO.  ;D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 January 2023, 18:21:30
https://youtu.be/j2PoXfZdYVU (https://youtu.be/j2PoXfZdYVU)

Gabrielle Drake did it for me..... :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 January 2023, 18:41:21
It looks more like a portal to another dimension than a UFO or fanny IMO.  :)
I've seen some funny fannies in my time  ;D

Mind you a fanny can take you to another dimension.  ;)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 30 January 2023, 23:17:30
A whirlpool in the sky!  :)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-64458511

Scientists believe the phenomenon is connected to the launch of a SpaceX satellite, but they would say something like that wouldn't they. Can't have conspiracy theories or talk of UFO's.  ::)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 February 2023, 23:18:08
The USAF have shot down a UFO over Alaska!  :o

(https://i.postimg.cc/HLMxPdN7/ufo.jpg)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 11 February 2023, 00:57:00
 Totary not for spyings (https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.guide4moms.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2023%2F02%2FCHINESE-SPY-BALLOON-Memes-6.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.guide4moms.com%2F2023%2F02%2Fcollection-of-chinese-spy-balloon-memes.html&tbnid=m7_J8uRirR0aMM&vet=1&docid=yYIZQDQFL9zKGM&w=585&h=706&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Varche on 11 February 2023, 08:38:26
The USAF have shot down a UFO over Alaska!  :o

(https://i.postimg.cc/HLMxPdN7/ufo.jpg)

Seems odd. Apart from being the size of a small car they dont know much about it. How fast it was flying, course? You would have thought they would have had a fighter plane up there very close filming it. ( before rightly shooting it down)

Must be a Chinese unmanned drone testing the US.
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: countrywoman on 11 February 2023, 10:10:34
And if it was a UFO we will be told it's a weather baloon!!
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 February 2023, 13:00:41
It's Roswell all over again. ::)

.....although I do think the universe is full of life. :y
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 11 February 2023, 21:46:25
It's Roswell all over again. ::)

.....although I do think the universe is full of life. :y
Do they matter too?

Going to need a bigger rainbow...
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Nick W on 11 February 2023, 22:29:28
The USAF have shot down a UFO over Alaska!  :o

(https://i.postimg.cc/HLMxPdN7/ufo.jpg)


That looks just like the 'weather balloon' that crashed at the Goodwood Revival last year ;D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 February 2023, 00:09:50
The Express (so it must be true!) are reporting that another UFO has been shot down over Canada and that Justin Trudeau the Canadian PM ordered a US plane into action.  ::)  ;D

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1733688/canada-us-shoot-unidentified-object-airspace-US-F22
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Raeturbo on 12 February 2023, 00:44:50
I think that’s the same one they reported earlier today
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Varche on 12 February 2023, 07:14:05
The Express (so it must be true!) are reporting that another UFO has been shot down over Canada and that Justin Trudeau the Canadian PM ordered a US plane into action.  ::)  ;D

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1733688/canada-us-shoot-unidentified-object-airspace-US-F22

Good game, How long before we are playing it in Europe?
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Rangie on 12 February 2023, 10:16:28
Saw several on the way home from the pub last night & lots of little green men..😁
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 12 February 2023, 11:24:41
Saw several on the way home from the pub last night & lots of little green men..😁
Opti is probably at church ,it being Sunday , confessing his sins , he may be some time  :D

so I'm posting on his behalf  ;)

it's "GREEN FIGURE" now Rangie  :-X

is this what you refer too  :-\
(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02096/green-figure_2096346b.jpg)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: ronnyd on 12 February 2023, 11:49:56
Saw several on the way home from the pub last night & lots of little green men..😁
Opti is probably at church ,it being Sunday , confessing his sins , he may be some time  :D

so I'm posting on his behalf  ;)

it's "GREEN FIGURE" now Rangie  :-X

is this what you refer too  :-\
(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02096/green-figure_2096346b.jpg)
The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 12 February 2023, 12:02:30

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: ronnyd on 12 February 2023, 12:47:03

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Could always use the food bank.  :)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 12 February 2023, 13:04:38

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Could always use the food bank.  :)
He's got pride  ;)
leaves all the food bank offerings to the people who've blown all their Giro on Bright-house payments for their PS5 and 72 " flat screen TV  :P  :-\  :(
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 February 2023, 13:05:31

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Could always use the food bank.  :)

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all.  :y
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 12 February 2023, 13:09:54

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Could always use the food bank.  :)

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all.  :y
The Hulk isn't public sector  :-\
Have you seen how much he makes on merchandising £$£$£ :o
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: ronnyd on 12 February 2023, 14:15:02

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Could always use the food bank.  :)
He's got pride  ;)
leaves all the food bank offerings to the people who've blown all their Giro on Bright-house payments for their PS5 and 72 " flat screen TV  :P  :-\  :(
Christ alive, he's not come out as well has he?  ::)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 12 February 2023, 15:42:00

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Could always use the food bank.  :)
He's got pride  ;)
leaves all the food bank offerings to the people who've blown all their Giro on Bright-house payments for their PS5 and 72 " flat screen TV  :P  :-\  :(
Christ alive, he's not come out as well has he?  ::)
;D
I'm not sure , Maybe he got the wrong steroids / hormones  :P
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 February 2023, 16:55:48

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Could always use the food bank.  :)

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all.  :y
The Hulk isn't public sector  :-\
Have you seen how much he makes on merchandising £$£$£ :o

There's only one Hulk, but tens of thousands of little green figures manning the crossings. They are all hard done by public sector workers, and the little red figures look even more pissed off!  ;D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 12 February 2023, 17:09:05

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight.  :-[
Cost of living  ::) no one can afford to eat food these days  ;D
Could always use the food bank.  :)

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all.  :y
The Hulk isn't public sector  :-\
Have you seen how much he makes on merchandising £$£$£ :o

There's only one Hulk, but tens of thousands of little green figures manning the crossings. They are all hard done by public sector workers, and the little red figures look even more pissed off!  ;D
OK ,you have a point  :y
BUT
If they are not happy with the current pay ,they should change jobs .
they can be easily replaced with an automated electrical alternative  :P
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 February 2023, 17:53:53
The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?  ???   :-\
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Rangie on 12 February 2023, 18:05:02
The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?  ???   :-\


ET is here at last come down to sort this godforsaken planet out..
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: STEMO on 12 February 2023, 18:31:33
The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?  ???   :-\
What's going on? China pretending that they have their own interlopers, so they can't possibly be to blame for the ones over the US.
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 February 2023, 19:32:58
The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?  ???   :-\
What's going on? China pretending that they have their own interlopers, so they can't possibly be to blame for the ones over the US.

You don't believe it's little green men figures in flying saucers then?  :o                                                ;D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: STEMO on 13 February 2023, 07:41:14
https://www.skynews.com.au/insights-and-analysis/xi-jinping-will-claim-pretext-to-bring-down-a-us-plane-over-the-south-china-sea-after-spy-balloon-fiasco/news-story/700ad18926d672478a1bd4fe3d092bf7
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Varche on 13 February 2023, 07:44:32
And another one shot down. Octagonal shape? Doesn’ t sound very aerodynamic.

Wouldn’t  you just love to be in the hangar where they are piecing the shot down bits together. How long before they invent something to “ catch” a whole one!
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 February 2023, 10:02:17
" The US military is unsure what three flying objects it shot out of the skies over North America were - and how they were able to stay aloft. "


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64620064
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 13 February 2023, 14:59:11
Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan ::)

Imagine the response if little green men had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 13 February 2023, 16:08:02
Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan ::)

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!  :)                                                     :P 
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 February 2023, 15:51:06
Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan ::)

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!  :)                                                     :P 
Nope, definitely men. No skirt or tits.
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 14 February 2023, 17:04:18
Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan ::)

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!  :)                                                     :P 
Nope, definitely men. No skirt or tits.
Scottish men wear skirts and many men have tits  ::)
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Raeturbo on 14 February 2023, 18:46:25
You shouldn’t be looking you perv🙈
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: STEMO on 14 February 2023, 19:07:58
Oh well....maybe calling them Chinese spying devices was a bit hasty. Perhaps even calling them Chinese was a bit wide of the mark. We could have made a teensy weensy mistake.  ;D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Raeturbo on 14 February 2023, 19:11:32
What do you think they are then? Flying Haggis🤣🤣
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: STEMO on 14 February 2023, 19:13:46
What do you think they are then? Flying Haggis🤣🤣
I can see a massive climb down coming.
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Raeturbo on 14 February 2023, 19:20:21
Oh dear what have I missed?🫣
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 14 February 2023, 19:26:00
You shouldn’t be looking you perv🙈
I wasn't  ::)
Dolly sent me your "home movie"  :-X  :D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Raeturbo on 14 February 2023, 19:26:51
Yeah she’s Scottish👍
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Raeturbo on 14 February 2023, 19:27:05
https://www.independent.co.uk/
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 February 2023, 23:21:27
Oh well....maybe calling them Chinese spying devices was a bit hasty. Perhaps even calling them Chinese was a bit wide of the mark. We could have made a teensy weensy mistake.  ;D
Like The Chinese Virus...
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: STEMO on 15 February 2023, 08:05:29
US suspects three unidentified objects it shot down were 'benign' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64644845
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: TheBoy on 15 February 2023, 13:18:24
Scottish men wear skirts and many men have tits  ::)
I ain't Scottish, but have a decent pair of moobs...
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: dave the builder on 15 February 2023, 16:19:03
Scottish men wear skirts and many men have tits  ::)
I ain't Scottish, but have a decent pair of moobs...
TMI
save such comments for the Jag forum  :D
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 February 2023, 21:43:18
So it's emerging that the UFO's that Joe Biden had shot down with $400,000 sidewinder missiles may well have been $12 hobbyists balloons!  :D

I'm gutted as I was looking forward to seeing the little green them who were visiting us.  :(                                                ;D

https://www.zerohedge.com/military/illinois-hobby-club-believes-pentagon-shot-down-their-12-pico-balloon
Title: Re: UFO?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 February 2023, 21:45:33
That's about right ;D