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Title: Thought to ponder on
Post by: splott on 17 September 2008, 20:45:13

This just amused me, ;D read on:-
 
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)

Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

  

What Makes 100%?

  

  

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

  

          

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

  

          

  

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

  

  

How about achieving 103%?

  

  

 What makes up 100 % in      life?

  

  

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

  

  

If:

  

A  B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

  

is represented as:

  

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

  

  

Then:

  

  

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

  

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =   98%

  

and

  

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

  

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5           = 96%

  

  

But,

  

  

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

  

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

  

  

And,

  

  

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

  

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

  

  

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

  

  

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

  

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

  

  

So,  one  can conclude with mathematical certainty , that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will  get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that  will put you over the top.  :y

  

  

  

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: The Red Baron on 17 September 2008, 20:46:59

i like that.  ;D

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: Kate on 17 September 2008, 20:49:43

Nice! :y

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: splott on 17 September 2008, 20:50:51

We've all heard it haven't we, may said it once twice myself ;)

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: The Elite on 17 September 2008, 20:53:11

Unrelated to maths but next time you have a pepperami have a look at the ingredients, they are 138% pork!!!!

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 September 2008, 20:57:27

I know quite a few that can achieve 118%

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: splott on 17 September 2008, 20:57:30

Difficult not to respond with something crude ;D

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: Entwood on 17 September 2008, 21:05:44

Very good ...   :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: sir moanalot on 17 September 2008, 21:10:50

i'll stick to my usual 75% ( i want to leave myself 25% when i get home) ;D

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: splott on 17 September 2008, 21:13:49

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i'll stick to my usual 75% ( i want to leave myself 25% when i get home) ;D

What does 75% equate to using this formula :-?

Title: Re: Thought to ponder on
Post by: Vamps on 17 September 2008, 23:34:58

Am sending that to work ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y