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Title: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 October 2025, 19:04:04
The Epping sex offender has been released from HMP Chelmsford by mistake.....   >:(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2d5rl36vgo

I guess they'll catch him soon. I've seen a video on X of him chatting to a couple of fellas on Chelmsford High Street wearing his grey prison trakkies and carrying all his stuff in a clear plastic bag.  ::)
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 24 October 2025, 20:05:21
Sad thing is it's not unbelievable any more.
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 24 October 2025, 20:26:36
Its like The thick of it has become reality.  >:(
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Rangie on 25 October 2025, 08:12:12
Whoever in the  security department completed the paperwork for that needs shooting, but most experienced staff have now left HMPS , they're employing kids with no life experience, a proper vetting process for staff went " out the window" years ago.Most staff now only stay in the job a couple of years now if that, if they see it really kick off , then they go sick with " mental health issues" pathetic wimps. It certainly needs sorting out properly.
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: ronnyd on 25 October 2025, 20:25:11
Whoever in the  security department completed the paperwork for that needs shooting, but most experienced staff have now left HMPS , they're employing kids with no life experience, a proper vetting process for staff went " out the window" years ago.Most staff now only stay in the job a couple of years now if that, if they see it really kick off , then they go sick with " mental health issues" pathetic wimps. It certainly needs sorting out properly.
We need a "Snake Pliskin" type prison island. Just parachute their grub and shit paper etc. in once a week and let them get on with it. Just a few psychopaths
in watch towers armed with machine guns to deter any potential escapees.
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 25 October 2025, 21:10:27
Start with everything in Greater Lundun.  :y
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 October 2025, 12:04:18
Start with everything in Greater Lundun.  :y

The shortarse mayor will insist there is very little crime in his diverse and inclusive city.
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: STEMO on 26 October 2025, 12:24:16
They've 'caught' him. Members of the public led the police to Finsbury Park where he was suspiciously sitting on a park bench 😂
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: STEMO on 26 October 2025, 12:29:30
Apparently, he was eating a packet of ready salted crisps, which the police mistook for an improvised explosive device. They drew their tasers and shouted "Police officers with tasers, show us your hands". He looked up in surprise and dropped his crisps. The police officers hit the deck in anticipation of a large explosion and an armed support group officer, who had been nearby, feeding the ducks, shot him dead where he sat.
That'll learn him.  :)
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 October 2025, 12:30:48
Apparently, he was eating a packet of ready salted crisps, which the police mistook for an improvised explosive device. They drew their tasers and shouted "Police officers with tasers, show us your hands". He looked up in surprise and dropped his crisps. The police officers hit the deck in anticipation of a large explosion and an armed support group officer, who had been feeding the ducks, shot him dead where he sat.
That'll learn him.  :)

He can't wait to go home. ;)
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Rangie on 26 October 2025, 17:46:13
Deporting him on Tuesday allegedly, so get back book his return boat ride could be back by next weekend & sell his story of dreadful mistreatment to one of the dailies, job done 👍
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Varche on 26 October 2025, 19:27:12
 ;D Sadly could be true!
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 October 2025, 19:41:45
Shame they hadn't shot him
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Kevin Wood on 27 October 2025, 07:23:45
Apparently, he was eating a packet of ready salted crisps, which the police mistook for an improvised explosive device. They drew their tasers and shouted "Police officers with tasers, show us your hands". He looked up in surprise and dropped his crisps. The police officers hit the deck in anticipation of a large explosion and an armed support group officer, who had been feeding the ducks, shot him dead where he sat.
That'll learn him.  :)

He can't wait to go home. ;)

I hope they got him for littering too. Not sure what he'll do for comedy when he's back home. We've got far better wombles here...  ;D
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Varche on 29 October 2025, 16:15:08
And Britain gave him £500 to leave without a fuss ( do Golders challenging the ruling?).  I hope he was arrested and jailed on arrival. The world really has gone mad. I would make the civil servant that handed out £500 of your taxpayers money pay it back out of their pay.
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: ronnyd on 29 October 2025, 16:36:52
And Britain gave him £500 to leave without a fuss ( do Golders challenging the ruling?).  I hope he was arrested and jailed on arrival. The world really has gone mad. I would make the civil servant that handed out £500 of your taxpayers money pay it back out of their pay.
That's ok, he can use that as a deposit for his next trip over here.  ;)
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Raeturbo on 29 October 2025, 20:43:42
And Britain gave him £500 to leave without a fuss ( do Golders challenging the ruling?).  I hope he was arrested and jailed on arrival. The world really has gone mad. I would make the civil servant that handed out £500 of your taxpayers money pay it back out of their pay.
                Good but if I had the chance I’d hang the bastard
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 29 October 2025, 21:05:52
And Britain gave him £500 to leave without a fuss ( do Golders challenging the ruling?).  I hope he was arrested and jailed on arrival. The world really has gone mad. I would have the civil servant that handed out £500 of your taxpayers money shot in front of his family.

Harsh, but I cant disagree.   :y ;D
Title: Re: Staggering Incompetence
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 29 October 2025, 22:57:55
Well I think it's disgusting that he didn't get the army of taxpayer funded human rights lawyers making endless appeals against his deportation and a daft immigration tribunal judge who said he couldn't possibly be deported home to Ethiopia as it's far too hot at this time of year and anyway there's a civil war going on in neighbouring Sudan so it's not safe.  ::)

Point is, they can deport foreigners when it's politically expedient to do so.  :-X