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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 March 2026, 16:07:51

Title: Lord Sir Sad Dick
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 March 2026, 16:07:51
Rumour has it that Chairman Starmer is going to give his comrade Sadiq Khan a peerage!   ::) 

That means he could be given a ministerial job, attend cabinet or even become Prime Minister!  :o   >:(
Title: Re: Lord Sir Sad Dick
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 27 March 2026, 17:11:31
Get them all in one place and flatten it... We could name a Bank holiday after them...
Title: Re: Lord Sir Sad Dick
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 March 2026, 17:17:35
The orange man would be pleased. It is well known he has great admiration for the incompetent dwarf. ::)

Relations between Starmer and Trump would improve. >:D
Title: Re: Lord Sir Sad Dick
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 27 March 2026, 17:52:08
I know there is more chance of Halewood building Chinese drone kits than something sensible happening, but given his recent penchant for disrupting mineral rich Third World dictatorships/ offering to strengthen US peripheral defences by 'acquisition'/liberating Islamic State strongholds... Perhaps Donald would consider UK as a suitable prospect...

After all we meet all three of those criteria  :-X

And as the bulk of our servicable forces are currently deployed in the Middle East, he wouldn't actually need to bomb anything.
Title: Re: Lord Sir Sad Dick
Post by: STEMO on 27 March 2026, 18:01:04
Mineral rich? No. Everything else, yes.
Title: Re: Lord Sir Sad Dick
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 27 March 2026, 18:08:42
Mineral rich? No. Everything else, yes.
Plenty of oil and gas under the North Sea. And plenty of coal under the land too.

They only stopped digging for it because the NUM made it cheaper to import it.
Title: Re: Lord Sir Sad Dick
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 March 2026, 18:27:14
Apparently there's loads of gas under Lincolnshire.  :)

Lord Opti should start drilling his back garden!  :y    ;D
Title: Re: Lord Sir Sad Dick
Post by: ronnyd on 27 March 2026, 19:38:50
I know there is more chance of Halewood building Chinese drone kits than something sensible happening, but given his recent penchant for disrupting mineral rich Third World dictatorships/ offering to strengthen US peripheral defences by 'acquisition'/liberating Islamic State strongholds... Perhaps Donald would consider UK as a suitable prospect...

After all we meet all three of those criteria  :-X

And as the bulk of our servicable forces are currently deployed
in the Middle East, he wouldn't actually need to bomb anything.
Was reading that some retired high ranking service personnel were saying that the Army has been slimmed down so far, they would be hard pressed to capture anywhere larger that a small market town.