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Title: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Richie London on 18 September 2008, 20:09:56
i usually say im working away and cant make it, never fails  ;D ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 18 September 2008, 20:30:07
I have this irritating neighbour that keeps coming round my house and waffling on for hours.

I have to make excuses as to why I have to leave my own home.

Last time it was that I was taking my mum to buy kitchen lino! ;D

My partner and I now make up fibs and have them ready for when she comes round! ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 18 September 2008, 20:31:09
We actually have to leave the house and come back later.
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: albitz on 18 September 2008, 20:45:57
Just tell her to eff off. :y ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 18 September 2008, 21:11:15
Put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your door Kate, it works at Hotels or so I'm told  ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Welung666 on 18 September 2008, 21:11:42
We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Richie London on 18 September 2008, 21:13:55
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone  ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: nick v6 on 18 September 2008, 21:44:22
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone  ;D ;D ;D

fit a water sprinkler above your front door so when the neighbour walks towards your house get ready to turn the tap on and watch them run
 :y :y :y
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Welung666 on 18 September 2008, 21:45:08
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone  ;D ;D ;D

fit a water sprinkler above your front door so when the neighbour walks towards your house get ready to turn the tap on and watch them run
 :y :y :y

Now that I like!  :y
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: nick v6 on 18 September 2008, 21:52:53
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I have this irritating neighbour that keeps coming round my house and waffling on for hours.

I have to make excuses as to why I have to leave my own home.

Last time it was that I was taking my mum to buy kitchen lino! ;D

My partner and I now make up fibs and have them ready for when she comes round! ;D

i think ive just found your neighbour on you tube
let me know if its the right bloke
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KRcZPna1rDI
 :y
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: albitz on 18 September 2008, 21:56:42
open the door and say "we are having an s&m orgy ,come in and join in......watch them run like hell :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: nick v6 on 18 September 2008, 21:58:41
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open the door and say "we are having an s&m orgy ,come in and join in......watch them run like hell :y ;D ;D

be carefull with that one just incase they agree
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: albitz on 18 September 2008, 22:14:04
win/win situation  :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Welung666 on 18 September 2008, 22:15:44
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win/win situation  :y ;D ;D

You ain't seen him  ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: nick v6 on 18 September 2008, 22:21:31
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win/win situation  :y ;D ;D

You ain't seen him  ;D

is it that half ton man that was on that documentry a short time a go
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: albitz on 18 September 2008, 22:25:42
you take what you can get when you get to near 50. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Welung666 on 18 September 2008, 22:27:24
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win/win situation  :y ;D ;D

You ain't seen him  ;D

is it that half ton man that was on that documentry a short time a go

No more of a cross between Homer Simpson and Cleatus!
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: amigov6 on 18 September 2008, 23:46:52
Invite them in then ignore them completely. Make yourself/partner food & drink, sit down, eat it in front of them but offer them nothing. Turn the telly off if they're watching it, then go online or wash the windows, dishes, car,do the hoovering, anything, but ignore them.
    They'll give up quickly. ::)
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 00:20:36
This isn't my thread.  You guys have been looking at the avatar too much again! ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Banjax on 19 September 2008, 07:16:48
i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: nick v6 on 19 September 2008, 08:04:34
you need cctv where im living at the moment
parents have no control of there kids
thieving little s##t's and vandals

can't wait to move crimbo
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 09:55:18
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 09:56:16
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you need cctv where im living at the moment
parents have no control of there kids
thieving little s##t's and vandals

can't wait to move crimbo

That sounds more like my place! ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: The Barge Captain on 19 September 2008, 10:35:53
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can't wait to move crimbo

Where would Sir like Christmas put?   :-?
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Banjax on 19 September 2008, 10:50:53
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y


well its little anyway
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 13:00:50
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y


well its little anyway
 ;D ;D

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: The Red Baron on 19 September 2008, 13:06:13
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can't wait to move crimbo

Where would Sir like Christmas put?   :-?
as far away as possible please. :y
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Banjax on 19 September 2008, 13:06:24
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y


well its little anyway
 ;D ;D

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)


if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 13:24:25
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y


well its little anyway
 ;D ;D

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)


if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  ;D

Monday's good for me. ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: bob.dent on 19 September 2008, 13:28:56
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y


well its little anyway
 ;D ;D

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)


if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  ;D

Monday's good for me. ;D

I think you might have a queue!! ::) ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 September 2008, 13:29:28
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y


well its little anyway
 ;D ;D

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)


if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  ;D

Monday's good for me. ;D

nope..monday is a bad day ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Banjax on 19 September 2008, 13:30:44
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y


well its little anyway
 ;D ;D

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)


if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  ;D

Monday's good for me. ;D

nope..monday is a bad day ;D


not now it isn't  ;)
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 September 2008, 13:43:02
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  :y :y

Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y


well its little anyway
 ;D ;D

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)


if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  ;D

Monday's good for me. ;D

nope..monday is a bad day ;D


not now it isn't  ;)

 ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 14:36:34
My avatar is me before I gained the weight.  Here is me at the Telford meet this year.

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/fergieferg20091/fat_lady.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: bob.dent on 19 September 2008, 14:41:21
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My avatar is me before I gained the weight.  Here is me at the Telford meet this year.

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/fergieferg20091/fat_lady.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D

You lost a few pounds then Kate!! ::)
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 September 2008, 14:56:56
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My avatar is me before I gained the weight.  Here is me at the Telford meet this year.

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/fergieferg20091/fat_lady.jpg)

 :o

she's like 4x Kate  ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Banjax on 19 September 2008, 15:01:36
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 15:02:26
It's the take aways that get me every time! :'(
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Banjax on 19 September 2008, 15:05:32
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It's the take aways that get me every time! :'(

doesn't look like theres much taken away :o :o
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 15:14:26
When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?

(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: bob.dent on 19 September 2008, 15:19:32
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?

(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)

Noooooo, no, no, no...........that's just wrong!!  ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 September 2008, 15:22:32
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?

(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)

a bit skinny..and I dont think will be healthy unless achieved by genetics from family..
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 September 2008, 15:26:27
but I must admit ex was similiar ;D
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Banjax on 19 September 2008, 15:31:16
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?

(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)

i prefer a bit more meat on the bones  :o
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 September 2008, 15:35:02
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?

(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)

i prefer a bit more meat on the bones  :o

and sauce please ;D :y
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 15:47:01
This not a joke.  My partner used to go to university with guy.  He is 6 foot 5 and weighs 45 stone.  She is 5 foot 2 and 7 stone.  They used to get the metro (newcastle/sunderland tube system) together!  :y

(http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icnewcastle/dec2006/3/3/529464C6-E465-F4C4-6B8F3B8387847FC8.jpg)
Title: Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
Post by: Kate on 19 September 2008, 15:47:52
She really fibbed to avoid him! ;D ;D