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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 18 September 2008, 20:09:56
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i usually say im working away and cant make it, never fails ;D ;D
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I have this irritating neighbour that keeps coming round my house and waffling on for hours.
I have to make excuses as to why I have to leave my own home.
Last time it was that I was taking my mum to buy kitchen lino! ;D
My partner and I now make up fibs and have them ready for when she comes round! ;D
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We actually have to leave the house and come back later.
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Just tell her to eff off. :y ;D
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Put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your door Kate, it works at Hotels or so I'm told ;D
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone ;D ;D ;D
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D :y
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone ;D ;D ;D
fit a water sprinkler above your front door so when the neighbour walks towards your house get ready to turn the tap on and watch them run
:y :y :y
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone ;D ;D ;D
fit a water sprinkler above your front door so when the neighbour walks towards your house get ready to turn the tap on and watch them run
:y :y :y
Now that I like! :y
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I have this irritating neighbour that keeps coming round my house and waffling on for hours.
I have to make excuses as to why I have to leave my own home.
Last time it was that I was taking my mum to buy kitchen lino! ;D
My partner and I now make up fibs and have them ready for when she comes round! ;D
i think ive just found your neighbour on you tube
let me know if its the right bloke
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KRcZPna1rDI
:y
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open the door and say "we are having an s&m orgy ,come in and join in......watch them run like hell :y ;D ;D
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open the door and say "we are having an s&m orgy ,come in and join in......watch them run like hell :y ;D ;D
be carefull with that one just incase they agree
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win/win situation :y ;D ;D
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win/win situation :y ;D ;D
You ain't seen him ;D
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win/win situation :y ;D ;D
You ain't seen him ;D
is it that half ton man that was on that documentry a short time a go
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you take what you can get when you get to near 50. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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win/win situation :y ;D ;D
You ain't seen him ;D
is it that half ton man that was on that documentry a short time a go
No more of a cross between Homer Simpson and Cleatus!
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Invite them in then ignore them completely. Make yourself/partner food & drink, sit down, eat it in front of them but offer them nothing. Turn the telly off if they're watching it, then go online or wash the windows, dishes, car,do the hoovering, anything, but ignore them.
They'll give up quickly. ::)
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This isn't my thread. You guys have been looking at the avatar too much again! ;D
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
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you need cctv where im living at the moment
parents have no control of there kids
thieving little s##t's and vandals
can't wait to move crimbo
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
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you need cctv where im living at the moment
parents have no control of there kids
thieving little s##t's and vandals
can't wait to move crimbo
That sounds more like my place! ;D
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can't wait to move crimbo
Where would Sir like Christmas put? :-?
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
well its little anyway
;D ;D
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
well its little anyway
;D ;D
Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)
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can't wait to move crimbo
Where would Sir like Christmas put? :-?
as far away as possible please. :y
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
well its little anyway
;D ;D
Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)
if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in? ;D
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
well its little anyway
;D ;D
Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)
if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in? ;D
Monday's good for me. ;D
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
well its little anyway
;D ;D
Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)
if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in? ;D
Monday's good for me. ;D
I think you might have a queue!! ::) ;D
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
well its little anyway
;D ;D
Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)
if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in? ;D
Monday's good for me. ;D
nope..monday is a bad day ;D
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
well its little anyway
;D ;D
Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)
if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in? ;D
Monday's good for me. ;D
nope..monday is a bad day ;D
not now it isn't ;)
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i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem
we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?
i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours :o
can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this :y)
maybe you all should move to the sticks? :y :y
Do you have a little house on a prairie? :y
well its little anyway
;D ;D
Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there! ::)
if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in? ;D
Monday's good for me. ;D
nope..monday is a bad day ;D
not now it isn't ;)
;D
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My avatar is me before I gained the weight. Here is me at the Telford meet this year.
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/fergieferg20091/fat_lady.jpg)
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My avatar is me before I gained the weight. Here is me at the Telford meet this year.
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/fergieferg20091/fat_lady.jpg)
;D ;D ;D
You lost a few pounds then Kate!! ::)
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My avatar is me before I gained the weight. Here is me at the Telford meet this year.
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/fergieferg20091/fat_lady.jpg)
:o
she's like 4x Kate ;D
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;D ;D
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It's the take aways that get me every time! :'(
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It's the take aways that get me every time! :'(
doesn't look like theres much taken away :o :o
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?
(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?
(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)
Noooooo, no, no, no...........that's just wrong!! ;D
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?
(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)
a bit skinny..and I dont think will be healthy unless achieved by genetics from family..
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but I must admit ex was similiar ;D
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?
(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)
i prefer a bit more meat on the bones :o
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When I start my diet do you think this would be too skinny?
(http://modeling-blog.modeling.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/super-skinny-super-model.jpg)
i prefer a bit more meat on the bones :o
and sauce please ;D :y
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This not a joke. My partner used to go to university with guy. He is 6 foot 5 and weighs 45 stone. She is 5 foot 2 and 7 stone. They used to get the metro (newcastle/sunderland tube system) together! :y
(http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icnewcastle/dec2006/3/3/529464C6-E465-F4C4-6B8F3B8387847FC8.jpg)
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She really fibbed to avoid him! ;D ;D