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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Varche on 19 September 2008, 14:56:18

Title: Barry and the donkey
Post by: Varche on 19 September 2008, 14:56:18: Young Barry, moved to Basildon and bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.00.
   The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
   The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

   Barry replied,
   'Well, then just give me my money back.'

   The farmer said,
   'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

   Barry said,
   'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

   The farmer asked,
   'What ya gonna do with him?

   Barry said,
   'I'm going to raffle him off.'

   The farmer said,
   You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

   Barry said,
   'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

   A month later, the farmer met up with Barry and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

   Barry said,
   'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two quid a piece and made a profit of £898.00.'

   The farmer said,
   'Didn't anyone complain?'

   Barry said,
   'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two quid back.'

   Barry now works for the government :y
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: The Red Baron on 19 September 2008, 15:01:44: thats a good one ;D ;D
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 September 2008, 15:03:46: ;D :y
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: Gaffers on 19 September 2008, 15:12:45: Probably the bet joke ever on here :y :y :y :y

Its funny cos its true! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: jimmas on 19 September 2008, 15:32:08: yep good one ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: dbug on 19 September 2008, 19:08:01: :y (http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/smile/rotfl.gif) :y
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: maria on 19 September 2008, 19:11:03: Brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 19 September 2008, 19:11:44: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: albitz on 19 September 2008, 19:21:02: brilliant :y
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: Bandit127 on 19 September 2008, 19:23:05: If anyone is still confused about what 'short selling' is - read the first post.

Brilliant :y
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: mars on 19 September 2008, 20:25:51: Like it :y
Q: What do the donkeys at Blackpool have for lunch?
A: Half an hour, the same as everyone else.
:-[
Title: Re: Barry and the donkey
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 September 2008, 20:25:58: Good observation. ;D :y