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Title: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: carper on 22 September 2008, 08:19:16

After the birth of her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery 'down below' to restore herself to her former youthful glory, because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.

Time and children had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things up, with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.

Who are these from?' she asked the nurse, 'They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them.'

'Well' said the nurse, 'the first is from the surgeon – the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks.'

'Ahhh, that's really nice' said Jane.

'The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home.
Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!'

'Brilliant!' said Jane. 'And the third?'

'That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit,' said the nurse.
'He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears.'

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: Jimbob on 22 September 2008, 08:22:32

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: jimmas on 22 September 2008, 08:27:44

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D very good

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: Proz on 22 September 2008, 08:37:18

because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2008, 08:40:32

FFS, I cant stop laughing.  Havent been to sleep yet, and with being tired that made it hard enough to read, but I couldnt get past the bomb doors and fireplace without laughing.

Am in complete stiches here, got to the bit about Eric, thought I was going to have to call an ambulance, best laugh I have had in ages.

Keep em coming.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: maria on 22 September 2008, 08:40:57

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: dbug on 22 September 2008, 08:51:47

FFS - (http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/smile/rotfl.gif)   :y :y :y

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: Gaffers on 22 September 2008, 12:34:59

waited to read this at home as I darent risk reading (adult content) at work... omfg I just wet meself! lol

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: Entwood on 22 September 2008, 13:10:08

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Gratitude - (Adult Content)
Post by: platty on 22 September 2008, 14:46:47

Absolutely first class - laughing my head off!  :y