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Title: Assistant Wanted
Post by: carper on 22 September 2008, 08:04:33

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Middlesboro, and see's a card advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more -
'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynaecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynaecologist’s examination.
There's an annual salary of £45,000, but you're going to have to go to Sheffield.
That's about 160 miles from here.' 'Oh why, is thats where the job's at ?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the queue is for this job application!'
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Title: Re: Assistant Wanted
Post by: Proz on 22 September 2008, 08:06:51

 ;D ;D.... :y

Title: Re: Assistant Wanted
Post by: HolyCount on 22 September 2008, 17:33:36

I used to do that job ........


                            ................then i woke up  :'(

Title: Re: Assistant Wanted
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2008, 17:36:54

 ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :y

Title: Re: Assistant Wanted
Post by: willyboy on 22 September 2008, 17:48:12

 :y :y ;D ;D

Title: Re: Assistant Wanted
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2008, 17:54:42

 ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Assistant Wanted
Post by: waspy on 22 September 2008, 18:23:57

Fantastic ;D ;D ;D. That'll be all round work tomorrow  :y :y :y