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Title: Exam Joke
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 25 September 2008, 08:37:54
A female lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's exam.  Appart from a death in the family or a Nuclear attack I am not taking excusses for failig to take part.

Smartass at the back says "What happens if I am suffering from complete and Utter Sexual Exhaustion?"

The class errupt's in complete uproar.When the class quitens down she looks at him and casualy say's.

"Well you will have to write with your other hand then, wont you."
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 25 September 2008, 09:08:09
The sexual postion formaly known as "69" has been changed.

It is now to be known as "96" as eating out has gone up.
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 September 2008, 10:03:16
 :D :D :D :D :D ;D :y
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: Banjax on 25 September 2008, 10:12:05
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 25 September 2008, 10:19:34
My Brother sent me that on my mobile this morning with about a dozen others.  All good ones.

Here's annother.

How does a Welsh man find a sheep in long grass?

Bloody Iressisable.

(is richierich welsh?)  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 September 2008, 12:06:45
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A female lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's exam.  Appart from a death in the family or a Nuclear attack I am not taking excusses for failig to take part.

Smartass at the back says "What happens if I am suffering from complete and Utter Sexual Exhaustion?"

The class errupt's in complete uproar.When the class quitens down she looks at him and casualy say's.

"Well you will have to write with your other hand then, wont you."

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: sir moanalot on 25 September 2008, 12:17:53
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: jimmas on 25 September 2008, 13:10:28
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: mars on 25 September 2008, 20:12:18
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: Vamps on 26 September 2008, 00:14:39
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: Entwood on 26 September 2008, 00:36:04
 :y :y :y

 :D :D
Title: Re: Exam Joke
Post by: maria on 26 September 2008, 10:33:48
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y