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Title: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2008, 16:58:09
Following on from other comedic threads.
who is the "comedian" who you think is completely unfunny.
I will start it off with my least favourite - Harry Hill - cant rather stand the bloke. must have the best agent in showbiz. >:( ;D
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: dbug on 04 October 2008, 16:59:33
Gordon Brown  ;)
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2008, 17:01:07
He must have the best agent in politics. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 October 2008, 17:02:52
Les Dawson leaves me cold.
Mike and bernie Winters....room 101 stuff.
Brucie.....put the old bas##rd out to grass please.


Many of the old comedians seem to go on for too long. :'( :y :y
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 October 2008, 17:03:00
Mark Lamarr.
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Post by: albitz on 04 October 2008, 17:05:16
who is the one with the posh voice and a face like a smacked arse?
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 October 2008, 17:06:00
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who is the one with the posh voice and a face like a smacked arse?

Clive Anderson?
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: waspy on 04 October 2008, 17:06:22
He likes to think he's funny & not really a comedian, but Chris f!"&^g Moyles on R1, what an arse  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Plomien on 04 October 2008, 17:06:44
Not a fan of Steve Coogan
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 October 2008, 17:08:17
Ken Dodd...I know where I would like to shove his tickling stick. :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2008, 17:09:54
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who is the one with the posh voice and a face like a smacked arse?

Clive Anderson?
nope ! he is more current ,was on top gear a while ago.
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2008, 17:10:47
It just came to me in a flash - Jimmy carr. he is also on my list.
Russell Brand
Ben Elton
Julian Clary
Graham ,mincey,poncey,professional gay rather Norton.
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 October 2008, 17:12:52
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It just came to me in a flash - Jimmy carr. he is also on my list.

Dad's Army? When the Home Guard captured the germans?  ;D
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2008, 17:13:47
Dont tell em pike :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 October 2008, 17:14:32
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who is the one with the posh voice and a face like a smacked arse?

Clive Anderson?[/quote]


Speaking of clive anderson.......anyone notice that he has a head like a thunderbirds puppet. ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Debs. on 04 October 2008, 17:44:30
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Dont tell em pike :y ;D ;D

 ;D Love it! :y

`Just thinking about it makes me smile; what a truly-funny series that was....British humour at it`s finest! ;)
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Post by: LaserLance on 04 October 2008, 17:49:17
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It just came to me in a flash - Jimmy carr. he is also on my list.
Russell Brand
Ben Elton
Julian Clary
Graham ,mincey,poncey,professional gay rather Norton.
Russell brand
That man is as funny as a trip to the dentist and norton well dont get me started  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Martin_1962 on 04 October 2008, 17:55:38
Ken "bikers leg remover" Dodd
Harry unfunny Hill
Graham Norton

just to start
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: amigov6 on 04 October 2008, 22:32:00
Jimmy Carr again. If you went to school with him you'd beat him up.
    Pudding faced c***!!!! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: miggy on 04 October 2008, 22:39:16
My Boss....
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Post by: Richie London on 04 October 2008, 23:07:52
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It just came to me in a flash - Jimmy carr. he is also on my list.
Russell Brand
Ben Elton
Julian Clary
Graham ,mincey,poncey,professional gay rather Norton.


i think the man is a scruffy boring w****r
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: hotel21 on 04 October 2008, 23:11:21
Harry Hill and Russell Brand win for me....    

Both as funny as syphillis....
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Post by: Nickbat on 04 October 2008, 23:52:49
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Harry Hill and Russell Brand win for me....    

Both as funny as syphillis....


Nice one H21.  ;D ;D

Totally agree with your Top 2.  :y
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Auto Addict on 05 October 2008, 09:03:00
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Harry Hill and Russell Brand win for me....    

Both as funny as syphillis....

 :y
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 05 October 2008, 10:00:46
Matt Lucas - makes my skin crawl.
seems to think gratuitously crude =funny,similar to brand & norton.
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Martin_1962 on 05 October 2008, 10:23:28
I didn't realise Russel Brand was a comedian, I thought he was a TV presenter on rubbish shows
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 05 October 2008, 10:27:12
There was a programme showing his live stand up show on tv last week.  Utter crap imo.
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Auto Addict on 05 October 2008, 10:29:21
Had a 'comedian' on the cruise ship, sat there for 30mins before I left, didn't even raise a chukkle, couldn't see anything funny in him at all, as could not most people I spoke to, yet I believe he had a standing ovation at the end of his act.

I did notice that the first two rows of the theatre were made up of ships personel, who were laughing and applauding every word :-?
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 05 October 2008, 10:45:34
only ever been on one (mini) cruise.I found the entertainment hilarious.
Dont think it was meant to be though,there was no comedian,just singers/dancers. :D ;D
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Andyswad on 05 October 2008, 12:26:59
Got to be Russell Brand, he was funny years ago on MTV when he was off his face, now, you need to be on heroin to watch him
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Post by: sassanach on 05 October 2008, 12:42:56
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Harry Hill and Russell Brand win for me....    

Both as funny as syphillis....
i would substitute gangrene for syphillis ;D
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Kevin Wood on 05 October 2008, 12:53:50
Little Britain. I'm obviously missing the point somewhere because, IMHO, it's just cr@p.

Kevin

Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 05 October 2008, 12:55:40
Agreed. :y
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Welung666 on 05 October 2008, 12:57:53
I agree with most posters but just wanted to add my own..

Johnathon Ross! Full of himself, patronising and as funny as a dose of the clap!
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 05 October 2008, 13:11:45
I used to find wossy mildly amusing,but the joke really has worn thin now.
I found his interview with David Cameron (who i am by no means a fan of) disgraceful, and also found it yet more evidence that the beeb is not remotely independent or objective,politically.
Give me Parky anyday,pure understated class.  :y
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: Auto Addict on 05 October 2008, 13:44:46
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only ever been on one (mini) cruise.I found the entertainment hilarious.
Dont think it was meant to be though,there was no comedian,just singers/dancers. :D ;D

The best laugh on the cruise was the Karaoke, there was this Geordie bloke, who couldn't sing for toffee, kept getting up to sing Star Ship Enterprise, brought the house down, keep looking for it on Youtube.
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: albitz on 05 October 2008, 13:46:15
unintentional humour is often the best.  :y
Title: Re: Least funny "comedians"
Post by: unlucky alf on 05 October 2008, 15:05:06
harry hill & vic [try to be eric morcambe]reeves, now there are two unfunny people i would gladly smack around the face with a wet packet of poop >:(, the frightening thing is harry "tw4tty" hill used to be a doctor, he must have removed his own funny bones ;)