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Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: sir moanalot on 13 December 2006, 22:12:09
its gotta be bottom burp !!
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 13 December 2006, 22:24:27
Its usually.......Holly (dog)  you've farted! get outa here  ;D
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: Elite Pete on 13 December 2006, 22:56:41
Guff or Chuff
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: Gwilym on 13 December 2006, 22:59:45
"Love Puff"

That is a special one that escapes under the duvet when with the other half
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: Elite Pete on 13 December 2006, 23:05:45
If its a real goodun its a knicker ripper if the wife does one which she swears she doesn't she blowing me a kiss
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: Omega-MV6 on 14 December 2006, 09:15:38
Me - Relief, Guff, Fart or when your on the bog.... The Trumpeteer.... cos Richard the 3rd is about about to Arrive!!!  ;D
Wife - Sofa Creeking, floor boards, door hinges, anything that sounds like a fart that could be plausable at the time. :o

Cheers.

Matt
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: Phil on 14 December 2006, 10:28:28
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That is a special one that escapes under the duvet when with the other half


Its a Dutch Oven when you pull the duvet over your other halfs head and hold it down so they cant escape  ;D
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: hotel21 on 14 December 2006, 10:32:32
Esbedee.

S B D

Silent But Deadly

Especially when one escapes in the supermarket isle and you walk off.  Then eyeball the reaction of fellow shoppers from a safe distance.

Extremely childish (so she tells me) but I find such things amusing.     ;D
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: bob.dent on 14 December 2006, 11:13:33
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That is a special one that escapes under the duvet when with the other half


Its a Dutch Oven when you pull the duvet over your other halfs head and hold it down so they cant escape  ;D

Hehe  ;D ;D  Yup, I used to play this when I was still married - missus used to beat me about the head with a pillow afterwards.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: Phil on 14 December 2006, 13:58:20
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That is a special one that escapes under the duvet when with the other half


Its a Dutch Oven when you pull the duvet over your other halfs head and hold it down so they cant escape  ;D

Hehe  ;D ;D  Yup, I used to play this when I was still married - missus used to beat me about the head with a pillow afterwards.  ;D ;D

There seems to be an obvious reason from that statement why your prob not still married, but i cant quite work it out  ;D ::)
Title: Re: Farts - What's yours called
Post by: bob.dent on 14 December 2006, 14:07:56
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That is a special one that escapes under the duvet when with the other half


Its a Dutch Oven when you pull the duvet over your other halfs head and hold it down so they cant escape  ;D

Hehe  ;D ;D  Yup, I used to play this when I was still married - missus used to beat me about the head with a pillow afterwards.  ;D ;D

There seems to be an obvious reason from that statement why your prob not still married, but i cant quite work it out  ;D ::)

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