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Title: you can tell when he lies, his lips move
Post by: Jay w on 05 October 2008, 20:44:03

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge
wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.

'Brown's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!'
 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: you can tell when he lies, his lips move
Post by: SheWhoMustNotBeOUTBID on 05 October 2008, 20:47:30

lol, I like that one, think Tony Blair's one could be used instead of a helicopter's rotorblades or whatever they are called.

Title: Re: you can tell when he lies, his lips move
Post by: Vamps on 05 October 2008, 22:59:51

LOL  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: you can tell when he lies, his lips move
Post by: The Red Baron on 05 October 2008, 23:14:54

very good.  ;D ;D

Title: Re: you can tell when he lies, his lips move
Post by: LaserLance on 06 October 2008, 06:38:48

Nice one  ;D ;D ;D :) :y

Title: Re: you can tell when he lies, his lips move
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 06 October 2008, 07:18:49

Excellent.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: you can tell when he lies, his lips move
Post by: dbug on 06 October 2008, 08:46:07

True :y

Title: Re: you can tell when he lies, his lips move
Post by: waspy on 06 October 2008, 09:12:46

TPMS  ;D ;D ;D ;D But also sad, because all so very true