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Title: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Richie London on 08 October 2008, 22:42:48

Just after this guy gets married, he was invited out for a night with 'the boys.' He accepts and then tells his new bride not to worry, because he'd 'be home by midnight...promise!'

Well, the darts were landing just right and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. drunk as can be the guy finally stumbles home. Just as he gets in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed three times. Quickly he realized she'd probably been woken up by the clock, so he cuckooed another nine times to make her think it was midnight. He was really proud of himself, having the quick wits, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

Next morning the missus asked him what time he got in and he tells her, '12 o'clock, dear!' Whew! Got away with that one!

'Hmmm, I think we need a new cuckoo clock,' she says over her morning coffee.

'Why is that?' the husband asks.

'Well, it cuckooed three times, said 'shit,' cuckooed another four times, farted, cuckooed another three times, cleared its throat; cuckooed two more times, and then giggled.

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Vamps on 08 October 2008, 23:28:30

Worth a smirk.............. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 08 October 2008, 23:30:18

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: The Red Baron on 08 October 2008, 23:48:36

great one.  ;D ;D

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Entwood on 08 October 2008, 23:50:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: waspy on 09 October 2008, 08:16:45

Like it  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 October 2008, 10:13:43

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Markjay on 09 October 2008, 19:03:00

 :y :y :y

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: amigov6 on 09 October 2008, 20:18:15

 [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] ;D ;D

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Elizabeth_Parrott on 09 October 2008, 20:48:40

I think I was married to him! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Elite Pete on 09 October 2008, 20:58:56

 ;D ;D

Taxi for Richierich

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/getmecoat1.gif) ;D

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: Tony H on 09 October 2008, 21:39:17

Made me laugh :y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: night out with the lads---joke
Post by: gstylebaby on 09 October 2008, 23:51:27

lmao  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D