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Title: Bloody women...
Post by: JonArgraig on 09 October 2008, 22:20:51
A lass I know asks me to touch up some of her pictures with photo shop, she says she looks pale, she thinks she has a double chin(she doesnt) and the photo's just look "odd"

So I do, narrow the chin alittle, add some tan, remove people from back ground etc etc..

and guess what...

"What you done to me! - I'm not effing barbie etc etc..."

Yet she's happy to use it as a profile pic... and 2 of her friends have asked me to do some for them...

Women... never happy  ;D
Title: Re: Bloody women...
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 09 October 2008, 22:23:19
Post the pics and we will tell you what we think :y
Title: Re: Bloody women...
Post by: JonArgraig on 09 October 2008, 22:23:46
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Post the pics and we will tell you what we think :y

Not that kind of pic  :D
Title: Re: Bloody women...
Post by: Gaffers on 09 October 2008, 22:24:03
you should have given it to her and said  "this is how you should look hun"  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 09 October 2008, 22:24:13
That's them in a nut shell matey :-/.    Now can you make me tall and handsome with chisled looks and come to bed eyes.  PMSL.. ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: HerefordElite on 09 October 2008, 22:26:34
tell me about it - i've just had an argument with HER - she's a effing idiot ggggggrrrrrrrrrr >:(
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 09 October 2008, 22:27:30
Oh dear lmao ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 09 October 2008, 22:28:12
Skruntie you fell off the Ugly Tree mate no chance for you  ;D
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Post by: Gaffers on 09 October 2008, 22:30:05
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Skruntie you fell off the Ugly Tree hitting every branch on the way down landing in a bucket of fugly juice.... mate no chance for you  ;D


thats not very nice mate......  :o ::) ;D
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 09 October 2008, 22:32:58
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Skruntie you fell off the Ugly Tree mate no chance for you  ;D


I did love you too. :-/

All I want to know is how did you know I was ugly.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Bloody women...
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 09 October 2008, 22:44:12
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Skruntie you fell off the Ugly Tree mate no chance for you  ;D


I did love you too. :-/

All I want to know is how did you know I was ugly.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Everyone is Ugly compared to me Skruntie, I am just Naturally Gifted in that Department. Sorry didn't mean to offend but the Truth always hurts  ;)
Title: Re: Bloody women...
Post by: JonArgraig on 10 October 2008, 13:32:25
I think I know where I went wrong...

Just done a colour calibration on my flat screen... it was miles out.

badly out, so I went OTT with the filters & yeah she looks like she is covered in fake tan  ;D

So erm... sorry chaps, the women was right!

I just can't beleave how many of my pics are so dark looking now, loads of touching up to do!
Title: Re: Bloody women...
Post by: Bandit127 on 10 October 2008, 19:03:22
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I think I know where I went wrong...

Just done a colour calibration on my flat screen... it was miles out.

badly out, so I went OTT with the filters & yeah she looks like she is covered in fake tan  ;D

So erm... sorry chaps, the women was right!

I just can't beleave how many of my pics are so dark looking now, loads of touching up to do!
Bloody Hell, it does happen then! Wow, what I have failed to learn...  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bloody women...
Post by: JonArgraig on 10 October 2008, 19:04:44
I know...

a women to be right!

Mind you a women will always win because man are pre-programed to have the basic need to make sence in a argument...
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 10 October 2008, 19:15:42
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Skruntie you fell off the Ugly Tree mate no chance for you  ;D


I did love you too. :-/

All I want to know is how did you know I was ugly.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Everyone is Ugly compared to me Skruntie, I am just Naturally Gifted in that Department. Sorry didn't mean to offend but the Truth always hurts  ;)

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I think I know where I went wrong...

Just done a colour calibration on my flat screen... it was miles out.

badly out, so I went OTT with the filters & yeah she looks like she is covered in fake tan  ;D

So erm... sorry chaps, the women was right!

I just can't beleave how many of my pics are so dark looking now, loads of touching up to do!


Seems that might be the best way for my pics from what I am being told.  They need the midnight filter and no flash in my case .  Seen as I am [size=12]UGLY[/size]
Title: Re: Bloody women...
Post by: JonArgraig on 10 October 2008, 19:31:20
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Skruntie you fell off the Ugly Tree mate no chance for you  ;D


I did love you too. :-/

All I want to know is how did you know I was ugly.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Everyone is Ugly compared to me Skruntie, I am just Naturally Gifted in that Department. Sorry didn't mean to offend but the Truth always hurts  ;)

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I think I know where I went wrong...

Just done a colour calibration on my flat screen... it was miles out.

badly out, so I went OTT with the filters & yeah she looks like she is covered in fake tan  ;D

So erm... sorry chaps, the women was right!

I just can't beleave how many of my pics are so dark looking now, loads of touching up to do!


Seems that might be the best way for my pics from what I am being told.  They need the midnight filter and no flash in my case .  Seen as I am [size=12]UGLY[/size]

You want ugly...


(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/jonargraig/IMAGE_00394.jpg)

I win.