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Title: 105 yrs old
Post by: Richie London on 10 October 2008, 21:30:38

and never had sex, see it in the paper today, im not far behind her i think , way things are going i'll catch her up ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: unlucky alf on 10 October 2008, 21:33:30

i dont know about you, but dont you think she has left it a bit late to advertise ;)

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: Richie London on 10 October 2008, 21:37:00

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i dont know about you, but dont you think she has left it a bit late to advertise ;)

i bet she goes like a rattlesnake  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: Danny on 10 October 2008, 21:39:35

this was on my list of things to do before i die, a woman over 100 :y where does she live??

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: unlucky alf on 10 October 2008, 21:39:43

well she will rattle, teeth & bones mainly :D :D

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: Danny on 10 October 2008, 21:40:41

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1075289/No-sex-secret-long-life-says-105-year-old-Clara-Britains-oldest-virgin.html

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: Richie London on 10 October 2008, 21:45:16

dont you just love a nice mature women, every young mans dream. in this case id say nightmare  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 October 2008, 21:52:33

Teeth in or teeth out.........that is the question. :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: unlucky alf on 10 October 2008, 21:55:18

warm her plastic hips up to make them fold back further :y

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: woodsy_mv6 on 10 October 2008, 21:58:55

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warm her plastic hips up to make them fold back further :y

PMSL

I just spat my drink out over my screen :y

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: Danny on 10 October 2008, 22:04:26

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Teeth in or teeth out.........that is the question. :y :y :y :y

they charge more for teeth out

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: The Red Baron on 10 October 2008, 22:10:12

you lot are gross  ;D ;D

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: BigAl on 10 October 2008, 22:13:16

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Teeth in or teeth out.........that is the question. :y :y :y :y

that reminds me ...
what's the similarity between tightrope walking and oral off a 105 year old

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: woodsy_mv6 on 10 October 2008, 22:16:30

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Teeth in or teeth out.........that is the question. :y :y :y :y

that reminds me ...
what's the similarity between tightrope walking and oral off a 105 year old

go on then...

Title: Re: 105 yrs old
Post by: BigAl on 10 October 2008, 22:21:34

trying to remember "DON'T LOOK DOWN" :o