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Title: The Farmer's Daughters
Post by: Markjay on 11 October 2008, 15:16:02
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.

The first beau came to the door and said, "I''m Eddie, I''m here to pick up Betty. We''re going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
And off he went with the first daughter.

The second beau came to the door and said, "I''m Joe, I''m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
And off he went with the second daughter.

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck..."

The farmer shot Chuck.


Title: Re: The Farmer's Daughters
Post by: Proz on 11 October 2008, 15:18:58
 ;D ;D ;D :D  ....Poor Chuck  :y
Title: Re: The Farmer's Daughters
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2008, 15:28:35
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.

The first beau came to the door and said, "I''m Eddie, I''m here to pick up Betty. We''re going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
And off he went with the first daughter.

The second beau came to the door and said, "I''m Joe, I''m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
And off he went with the second daughter.

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck..."

The farmer shot Chuck.


As you would. ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: The Farmer's Daughters
Post by: amigov6 on 11 October 2008, 17:21:22
Poor Chuck ran out of luck! ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: The Farmer's Daughters
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 17:43:39
and he was only going to the local takeaway for Peking Duck  ::)
Title: Re: The Farmer's Daughters
Post by: Jay w on 11 October 2008, 17:52:49
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and he was only going to the local takeaway for Peking Duck  ::)

had he ducked he would have been in luck