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Title: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: Varche on 16 October 2008, 15:53:36

So I am working under the car on this occasion on the crank sensor. I can hear this scrabbling noise from INSIDE the car. Oh my god it is the hens got in through the open windows. For some reason they like to explore and one once got locked in the boot overnight.

So out i scrabble from all the filth and wave my arms at them to get out before more poo appears. They just nonchalently sit on the vast expanse of dashboard just out of my reach. No problem I reach further in and support myself on the seat with one arm while shooing them all out with the other. Result but at the expense of oil and crud all over the seats. GRR >:(

varche

Title: Re: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: waspy on 16 October 2008, 16:06:40

I'd prefer the oil etc to the hen crap, man that stuff is EVIL. Very acidic & the smell is :o :o :o

Title: Re: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 October 2008, 16:09:20

Good revenge on Hens - best served with stuffing ;D

Title: Re: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: waspy on 16 October 2008, 16:11:20

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Good revenge on Hens - best served with stuffing ;D

Oh yes  :P :P :P :P :y

Title: Re: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: theowletman on 16 October 2008, 16:46:53

If a bird sh*t on my seats I'd finish her.

Title: Re: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: psychnurse on 16 October 2008, 16:49:43

I had a giraffe piddle on my rear window at the safari park once. I did try to reverse over his foot... but he moved.

Hen shite is not nice  :'(

Title: Re: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: woodsy_mv6 on 16 October 2008, 17:00:25

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If a bird sh*t on my seats I'd finish her.

;D ;D :D

Title: Re: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: stowboy on 16 October 2008, 17:08:15

If a bird sh*t on my seats I'd finish her.[/quote]

ive had birds :-* in my cars do things,but id never let her do that ;D 8-)

Title: Re: What is worse than Hen sh1t on your car seats?
Post by: Markjay on 16 October 2008, 18:26:20

Haynes safety supplement says 'never mix oil change and hens'. You should have read the manual...  ;D