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Title: Old lady in court (JOKE)
Post by: Welung666 on 15 October 2008, 09:24:21

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
 
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
 
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
 
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
 
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
 
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
 
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
 
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
 
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
 
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
 
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
 
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
 
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laydown and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
 
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
 
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and that's when I shot him, the little barsteward.

Title: Re: Old lady in court (JOKE)
Post by: waspy on 15 October 2008, 10:06:23

Like it ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Old lady in court (JOKE)
Post by: Entwood on 15 October 2008, 10:26:44

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Old lady in court (JOKE)
Post by: Bluestrike on 16 October 2008, 19:17:01

Quote

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
 
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
 
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
 
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
 
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
 
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
 
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
 
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
 
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
 
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
 
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
 
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
 
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laydown and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
 
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
 
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and that's when I shot him, the little barsteward.

 ;D

Title: Re: Old lady in court (JOKE)
Post by: mars on 16 October 2008, 19:45:36

 ;D ;D :y