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Title: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Jay w on 17 October 2008, 13:00:31

Yes its that time of the week again......

A man goes to Confession.

He says to the Priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I made love to twins half my age, in positions that I think may be illegal, over and over again".

The Priest thinks for a few minutes, then says "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice from them into a glass, then drink it".

"Will that absolve me from my sins Father?" asks the man.

"No", replies the Priest, "but it will wipe that fvcking smile off your face".

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Jay w on 17 October 2008, 13:03:01

How the credit crunch will affect britian....


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Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: richardirv on 17 October 2008, 13:03:36

Good 1!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Jay w on 17 October 2008, 13:05:21

After flipping his hydrofoil, Jesus quickly leaves the scene before his Father finds out...........



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Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Jimbob on 17 October 2008, 13:08:03

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 October 2008, 13:59:28

The top gear picture was  ;D ;D

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Entwood on 17 October 2008, 14:40:48

 :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Vmax on 17 October 2008, 15:06:44

 ;D ;D :D :D :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: woodsy_mv6 on 17 October 2008, 15:18:47

 ;D ;D
Love the last one :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: bob.dent on 17 October 2008, 16:57:38

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Very good!

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 October 2008, 18:10:41

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: gwa on 17 October 2008, 19:15:15

Triffic, what way to end the week  :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 October 2008, 19:19:35

Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: STMO123 on 17 October 2008, 20:01:48

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Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by: Dusty on 17 October 2008, 20:27:18

Absolutely great :y ;D :D ;D ;D :-* :-*