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Title: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: The Barge Captain on 21 October 2008, 23:03:47
What is the worst type of car you have ever tried to "romance" :y someone in?

Ford fiesta Mk1 L spec was probably the worst, then i changed my girlfriend for one with a ghia spec - the front seats reclined in those. :D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2008, 23:07:03
A mini without reclining seats. :( This thread had all sorts of memories coming back to me........ ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 October 2008, 23:09:55
I think you guys needed too have used your imagination  ;D ;D
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 21 October 2008, 23:11:14
Romance, whats that all about then.  ahhhh, I remember.  No comment.  ::) :y
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 21 October 2008, 23:11:56
A westfield has got to be up there... ::) Not that I've tried, of course. :-[ It's too much fun driving it. ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Entwood on 21 October 2008, 23:12:20
Fiat 850 .. most god forsaken car I ever owned .. the only good thing about it was it seemed to run on fumes. It was impossible to "romance" in that car.

(http://www.moby302.co.za/photo/fm/fiat_850_02.JPG)

However .. this one... column gear change, umbrella hand brake, bench front seat with single point release and full leather upholstery ... was a "passion wagon" of the first degree ..  :)

(http://www.classic-fords.co.uk/photo_098.jpg)


:)
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 October 2008, 23:12:21
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Romance, whats that all about then.  ahhhh, I remember.  No comment.  ::) :y

Showing your age again Skruntie  ;D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2008, 23:13:09
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I think you guys needed too have used your imagination  ;D ;D

The local country park that I used for some years had it's own rules, you always used only side lights an we all had our regular bays to use.
Police visited one night, I was in a company van, name all over it, the Police officer asked what the van was insured for, I replied 'social domestic and pleasure' as well he knew. Memories, not imagination :P :P :P  get back to you baking..... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: The Barge Captain on 21 October 2008, 23:14:22
Genuinly can't remember the last time i had a bit of passion in a motor. :(
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 October 2008, 23:14:41
Entwood, you even daring to buy those cars alone should have been worthy of Romance  ;D
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 21 October 2008, 23:15:31
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Romance, whats that all about then.  ahhhh, I remember.  No comment.  ::) :y

Showing your age again Skruntie  ;D


Very true, but the memories are good, especially the one driving over the tinsley viaduct years ago.   ::) ::) ::) ::) :y
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 October 2008, 23:16:39
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Romance, whats that all about then.  ahhhh, I remember.  No comment.  ::) :y

Showing your age again Skruntie  ;D


Very true, but the memories are good, especially the one driving over the tinsley viaduct years ago.   ::) ::) ::) ::) :y

In a Canal Boat?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: doog on 21 October 2008, 23:19:07
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What is the worst type of car you have ever tried to "romance" :y someone in?

Ford fiesta Mk1 L spec was probably the worst, then i changed my girlfriend for one with a ghia spec - the front seats reclined in those. :D

Alfa gtv 3.0

Doug
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2008, 23:19:20
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Genuinly can't remember the last time i had a bit of passion in a motor. :(

Got to be over 25 years I reckon, stopped once I got my own place. ;D
Just been thinking hard, Poole in Dorset, 1985, in my brothers car cos it had reclining seats. :y :y :y
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: amigov6 on 21 October 2008, 23:24:29
Hillman Avenger, her heels tore the headlining. I could'nt repeat that performance now, nearly killed me when i was 19!!!!!!!! :-/ ::)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 October 2008, 23:26:17
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Hillman Avenger, her heels tore the headlining. I could'nt repeat that performance now, nearly killed me when i was 19!!!!!!!! :-/ ::)

Some strange names for Women down your way Guy ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2008, 23:28:28
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Hillman Avenger, her heels tore the headlining. I could'nt repeat that performance now, nearly killed me when i was 19!!!!!!!! :-/ ::)

Some strange names for Women down your way Guy ;D

Think he means Emma Peel...... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: amigov6 on 21 October 2008, 23:30:32
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Hillman Avenger, her heels tore the headlining. I could'nt repeat that performance now, nearly killed me when i was 19!!!!!!!! :-/ ::)

Some strange names for Women down your way Guy ;D
Her sister was a right little MINX!!!! :D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: The Barge Captain on 21 October 2008, 23:37:43
ever seen a lass with the BL logo embossed on her behind after a cuddle on the front seat of an Allegro?  :D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: amigov6 on 21 October 2008, 23:40:25
Quartic?...half on each cheek? :o
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: The Barge Captain on 21 October 2008, 23:41:37
No.  had the later model with that new fangled round steering device.
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2008, 23:43:03
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Quartic?...half on each cheek? :o


So what were you doing if her bum was on the stearing wheel..... ;D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 October 2008, 23:43:43
A reliant regal....if you can get a woman to get in it in the first place.
The Supervan version however..............can be quite useful. ;D :y
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2008, 23:45:11
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A reliant regal....if you can get a woman to get in it in the first place.
The Supervan version however..............can be quite useful. ;D :y

Yep, I had a Minivan with carpet in the back :D :D :D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: The Barge Captain on 21 October 2008, 23:45:56
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Quartic?...half on each cheek? :o


So what were you doing if her bum was on the stearing wheel..... ;D
testing the springs in the drivers seat base.  What a daft question.
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Post by: amigov6 on 21 October 2008, 23:47:17
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Quartic?...half on each cheek? :o


So what were you doing if her bum was on the stearing wheel..... ;D
Check my number plate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P
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Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2008, 23:47:54
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Quartic?...half on each cheek? :o


So what were you doing if her bum was on the stearing wheel..... ;D
testing the springs in the drivers seat base.  What a daft question.

Trying to work that one out..... :D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: The Barge Captain on 21 October 2008, 23:49:13
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Quartic?...half on each cheek? :o


So what were you doing if her bum was on the stearing wheel..... ;D
testing the springs in the drivers seat base.  What a daft question.

Trying to work that one out..... :D
yep - quite a good workout if i recall. :D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: jimbobmccoy on 22 October 2008, 07:55:29
 ::)if there wasnt room inside, the bonnet worked just fine.  Needed an understanding accomplice on the colder nights tho
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: gwa on 22 October 2008, 08:32:00
Messerschmit in 1963  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: jim351 on 22 October 2008, 08:41:57
MG Midget!! she was so supple!!  ;D ;D :y
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Post by: dbug on 22 October 2008, 08:45:25
Impossible in a TR4 - but on a hot bonnet on a frosty night :y

Don't try this in well lit, populated areas!!
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 October 2008, 09:02:55
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A mini without reclining seats. :( This thread had all sorts of memories coming back to me........ ;D ;D ;D
The mini was brilliant, you put the young lady on the back seat, tilted both front seats forward against the windscreen and put her legs on them to stop them falling on you, the only hazard was the rear ash tray mounted on the tunnel snagging your dangly bits :o
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Entwood on 22 October 2008, 09:04:28
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A mini without reclining seats. :( This thread had all sorts of memories coming back to me........ ;D ;D ;D
The mini was brilliant, you put the young lady on the back seat, tilted both front seats forward against the windscreen and put her legs on them to stop them falling on you, the only hazard was the rear ash tray mounted on the tunnel snagging your dangly bits :o


I notice you don't mention the MX5 .....   wonder why ..   :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 October 2008, 09:06:17
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A mini without reclining seats. :( This thread had all sorts of memories coming back to me........ ;D ;D ;D
The mini was brilliant, you put the young lady on the back seat, tilted both front seats forward against the windscreen and put her legs on them to stop them falling on you, the only hazard was the rear ash tray mounted on the tunnel snagging your dangly bits :o


I notice you don't mention the MX5 .....   wonder why ..   :D :D :D :D :D
Dead easy, roof off, stand up with a foot on each seat and her hands on the top of the windscreen ::)
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: tmx on 22 October 2008, 13:13:06
Renault Laguna RXE seats recline but they dont go flat!

Best car was the 205 GTi plenty of room in that pocket rocket
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Post by: bob.dent on 22 October 2008, 13:20:58
Ford Escort van (in the 70's) - bloody uncomfortable and not very pleasant when the plastic seats get "dribbled" on.  :D
Still, who cares when you're in the throes of passion!! ::)
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: sir moanalot on 22 October 2008, 16:47:19
opel corsa, had to empty out the boot, put the seats down just to get some space ! ;D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 22 October 2008, 17:06:46
I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Entwood on 22 October 2008, 17:27:41
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I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Is there a difference then ????   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 22 October 2008, 17:30:19
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I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Is there a difference then ????   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

As there is between men and woman Entwood! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: Del Boy on 22 October 2008, 17:46:14
Probably a 1982 Ford Transit  :)
Title: Re: Worst cars for "romance"
Post by: The Barge Captain on 24 October 2008, 10:30:56
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I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I was just being coy Lizzie.
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 October 2008, 18:45:31
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I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I was just being coy Lizzie.

I know you were; you are a man so nothing else would have come to mind when you compiled your original post / thread!!  ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;D