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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Markjay on 26 October 2008, 17:17:17
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? vorsprung durch technique, says blonde lady...
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They don't come much worse than that. ;D ;D :-*
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The cloakrooms that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Yes, h, coat and way out over here sir!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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You deserve to be shot for that one ::)
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? [i]vorsprung durch technique[/i], says blonde lady...
Punch line should be .......... The 4 spring duck technique! ;) ;) :y :y :y
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Nothing to do, now you've got an airtool? :D
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and theres me thinking I was bad at telling jokes :D :D :D :D :D
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The cloakrooms that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< and the door is that way :-?
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The cloakrooms that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< and the door is that way :-?
Close it on ya way out ;)
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? [i]vorsprung durch technique[/i], says blonde lady...
Punch line should be .......... The 4 spring duck technique! ;) ;) :y :y :y
Yes, it does sound better this way... must have heard a bad version of it then.
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Nothing to do, now you've got an airtool? :D
Well if you are looking to buy one yourself, I can give you some advice... ;)
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Nothing to do, now you've got an airtool? :D
Well if you are looking to buy one yourself, I can give you some advice... ;)
You put me off them with your other thread ;D
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Nothing to do, now you've got an airtool? :D
Well if you are looking to buy one yourself, I can give you some advice... ;)
You put me off them with your other thread ;D
...you mean this thread?
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1223155662/0#8
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? vorsprung durch technique, says blonde lady...
I hate it when that happens!!!!!!!!! :-[ :D
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? vorsprung durch technique, says blonde lady...
I hate it when that happens!!!!!!!!! :-[ :D
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