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Title: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Markjay on 26 October 2008, 17:17:17
Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? vorsprung durch technique, says blonde lady...  



Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Dusty on 26 October 2008, 17:20:32
They don't come much worse than that. ;D ;D :-*
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Tony H on 26 October 2008, 17:23:04
The cloakrooms that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 26 October 2008, 17:24:21
Yes, h, coat and way out over here sir!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: HolyCount on 26 October 2008, 17:38:27
You deserve to be shot for that one  ::)
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Andy B on 26 October 2008, 18:16:09
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? [i]vorsprung durch technique[/i], says blonde lady...  




Punch line should be .......... The 4 spring duck technique!  ;)   ;) :y :y :y
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Auto Addict on 26 October 2008, 18:22:36
Nothing to do, now you've got an airtool? :D
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: LaserLance on 26 October 2008, 18:27:48
and theres me thinking I was bad at telling jokes  :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Jay w on 26 October 2008, 18:36:05
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The cloakrooms that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


<<<<<<<<<<<<<< and the door is that way   :-?
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: waspy on 26 October 2008, 18:38:33
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The cloakrooms that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


<<<<<<<<<<<<<< and the door is that way   :-?

Close it on ya way out ;)
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Markjay on 26 October 2008, 18:38:46
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? [i]vorsprung durch technique[/i], says blonde lady...  




Punch line should be .......... The 4 spring duck technique!  ;)   ;) :y :y :y


Yes, it does sound better this way... must have heard a bad version of it then.

Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Markjay on 26 October 2008, 18:40:25
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Nothing to do, now you've got an airtool? :D


Well if you are looking to buy one yourself, I can give you some advice...  ;)
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Auto Addict on 26 October 2008, 18:48:33
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Nothing to do, now you've got an airtool? :D


Well if you are looking to buy one yourself, I can give you some advice...  ;)

You put me off them with your other thread ;D
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Markjay on 26 October 2008, 18:57:50
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Nothing to do, now you've got an airtool? :D


Well if you are looking to buy one yourself, I can give you some advice...  ;)

You put me off them with your other thread ;D


...you mean this thread?

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1223155662/0#8

Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: amigov6 on 26 October 2008, 19:13:27
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? vorsprung durch technique, says blonde lady...  



I hate it when that happens!!!!!!!!! :-[ :D
Title: Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
Post by: Andy B on 26 October 2008, 19:25:18
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? vorsprung durch technique, says blonde lady...  



I hate it when that happens!!!!!!!!! :-[ :D

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