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Title: marriage joke
Post by: phil her up on 28 October 2008, 00:44:43

Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

Title: Re: marriage joke
Post by: Tony H on 28 October 2008, 00:49:19

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: marriage joke
Post by: waspy on 28 October 2008, 07:32:34

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

Title: Re: marriage joke
Post by: kris9128 on 28 October 2008, 07:47:11

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: marriage joke
Post by: Jimbob on 28 October 2008, 08:17:54

Superb!

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Post by: Kieran on 28 October 2008, 08:42:28

excellent ;D

Title: Re: marriage joke
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 28 October 2008, 08:53:25

 ;D ;D :y :y :y