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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 October 2008, 19:27:50
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Anbody seen the Embarrassing Illnesses on Channel 4 lately?
Young women is concerned she has too much excess labia (piss flaps like wells fargo saddle bags to you and me)
Anyway, said young women, said she was too embarrassed to go to her doctors :-[.
So, instead decided to show milllions of people on national television, all her bits. :o :o :o
Its a crazy world isn't it? :-/ :-/ :y :y
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Indeed it is a crazy world.
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Boys turn tonight.
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No wonder i do'nt watch much telly. ::)
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Boys turn tonight.
Apparently three lads aged 16 ..18 and 22 suffer with regular bed-wetting sessions.
These boys do not appear to have any girlfriends.......do they really think that displaying all their bed-wetting antics will help them meet people of the opposite sex....why do these people do this ....just go to the doctor for f##ks sake. :y :y
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I watched that original channel 4 programme on womens dangly bits (I was in a hotel and bored) and that was even worse. Dangly bits all over the place.
Funnily enough, the embarrasing teenage bodies one last night made me really squeamish - especially the one with the tongue piercing. (shudder).
:o
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Boys turn tonight.
Apparently three lads aged 16 ..18 and 22 suffer with regular bed-wetting sessions.
These boys do not appear to have any girlfriends.......do they really think that displaying all their bed-wetting antics will help them meet people of the opposite sex....why do these people do this ....just go to the doctor for f##ks sake. :y :y
they see pound notes in front of there eyes
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Boys turn tonight.
Apparently three lads aged 16 ..18 and 22 suffer with regular bed-wetting sessions.
These boys do not appear to have any girlfriends.......do they really think that displaying all their bed-wetting antics will help them meet people of the opposite sex....why do these people do this ....just go to the doctor for f##ks sake. :y :y
they see pound notes in front of there eyes
;D ;D ;D
"look, i'm wetting my bed on the telly! I'M FAMOUS!"
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my other half was watching this program, she shouted out to me,,,"hey you should see this woman with a baggy tw4t", i replied "oh thatll be gordon brown & his wife" ;D ;D ;D
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lmao! i got the "oh come and watch this program!"
i was like no thanks, i'd rather not watch people on tele with their danglies, wet bed, embarassing teenage conditions or whatever rubbish out!
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Boys turn tonight.
[size=16] :o Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww![/size] :o
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Slightly of topic I know but on the subject of women, I have always been curious about the fact that when these delicate,soft ,fluffy vulnerable creatures have a bath ,why is the water so hot that it
would take a grown mans skin off if he dared to dip a toe in.
The only answer I have ever had was that it is to stop men from being tempted to dip a toe or anything else in ;D...but that doesnt really explain things satisfactorily. :-/ :)
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Nope. Slightly below F1 on the interesting scale, and that's not very high for me.
Kevin
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Nope. Slightly below F1 on the interesting scale, and that's not very high for me.
Kevin
Each to his own. I'm looking forward to the final round of F1. Hope Lewis wins.
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Yep, I like my footy. :y As a Spurs fan, of course I saw the Spurs Arsenal game last night. Certainly was a cracker and what a great comeback by Spurs to come back from 2-4 down. Also the reason for my bl00dy headache this morning - far too many Export's were consumed. ::)
Our next game is against your mob but not so sure we'll take any point off Liverpool, but you never know now that Harry's in charge. :-/
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Yep, I like my footy. :y As a Spurs fan, of course I saw the Spurs Arsenal game last night. Certainly was a cracker and what a great comeback by Spurs to come back from 2-4 down. Also the reason for my bl00dy headache this morning - far too many Export's were consumed. ::)
Our next game is against your mob but not so sure we'll take any point off Liverpool, but you never know now that Harry's in charge. :-/
I'm waiting for the bubble to burst Bob. It surely will. I'm used to the highs and lows with Liverpool.
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Yep, I like my footy. :y As a Spurs fan, of course I saw the Spurs Arsenal game last night. Certainly was a cracker and what a great comeback by Spurs to come back from 2-4 down. Also the reason for my bl00dy headache this morning - far too many Export's were consumed. ::)
Our next game is against your mob but not so sure we'll take any point off Liverpool, but you never know now that Harry's in charge. :-/
I'm waiting for the bubble to burst Bob. It surely will. I'm used to the highs and lows with Liverpool.
You want to try follwing Leeds ;D
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Yep, I like my footy. :y As a Spurs fan, of course I saw the Spurs Arsenal game last night. Certainly was a cracker and what a great comeback by Spurs to come back from 2-4 down. Also the reason for my bl00dy headache this morning - far too many Export's were consumed. ::)
Our next game is against your mob but not so sure we'll take any point off Liverpool, but you never know now that Harry's in charge. :-/
I'm waiting for the bubble to burst Bob. It surely will. I'm used to the highs and lows with Liverpool.
You want to try follwing Leeds ;D
I see they're turning Elland road into an 'Entertainment complex' if they get planning permission. Since these arseholes are always complaining they cant afford decent players, I take it that means they are going to hock the club up to the hilt.
An economist on the telly said the other day that if Liverpool missed out on the Champions League for just one season, they could go bust.
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Yep, I like my footy. :y As a Spurs fan, of course I saw the Spurs Arsenal game last night. Certainly was a cracker and what a great comeback by Spurs to come back from 2-4 down. Also the reason for my bl00dy headache this morning - far too many Export's were consumed. ::)
Our next game is against your mob but not so sure we'll take any point off Liverpool, but you never know now that Harry's in charge. :-/
I'm waiting for the bubble to burst Bob. It surely will. I'm used to the highs and lows with Liverpool.
Not so sure there's much of a bubble to burst Steve, can't get much lower than bottom!! ::)
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Yep, I like my footy. :y As a Spurs fan, of course I saw the Spurs Arsenal game last night. Certainly was a cracker and what a great comeback by Spurs to come back from 2-4 down. Also the reason for my bl00dy headache this morning - far too many Export's were consumed. ::)
Our next game is against your mob but not so sure we'll take any point off Liverpool, but you never know now that Harry's in charge. :-/
I'm waiting for the bubble to burst Bob. It surely will. I'm used to the highs and lows with Liverpool.
Not so sure there's much of a bubble to burst Steve, can't get much lower than bottom!! ::)
You could....................next season :D
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dangly bits i like - reminfd of s b52 undercarrige - nothing like a good undercarriage :y
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Get your daily fix-------now on ;D
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I have been following this strange thread and I think it is really funny how it started off with womens dangly bits, but very quickly the men commenting, in the main, lost interest after the initial burst of I assumme sexual excitement, which was over in seconds (before the end of page 1) and it quickly changed to their other main interests; football, F1, etc with probably drink next! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
How very predictable to us woman during that special moment; always over in seconds!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)!!
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I have been following this strange thread and I think it is really funny how it started off with womens dangly bits, but very quickly the men commenting, in the main, lost interest after the initial burst of I assumme sexual excitement, which was over in seconds (before the end of page 1) and it quickly changed to their other main interests; football, F1, etc with probably drink next! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
How very predictable to us woman during that special moment; always over in seconds!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)!!
Yep, thats us men for you Lizzie - you've got us well taped. ::)
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I have been following this strange thread and I think it is really funny how it started off with womens dangly bits, but very quickly the men commenting, in the main, lost interest after the initial burst of I assumme sexual excitement, which was over in seconds (before the end of page 1) and it quickly changed to their other main interests; football, F1, etc with probably drink next! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
How very predictable to us woman during that special moment; always over in seconds!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)!!
that long!!!!!!
sheesh, that's me on a generous day.....most of the time i am away from home anyway ;D ;D ;D
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I have been following this strange thread and I think it is really funny how it started off with womens dangly bits, but very quickly the men commenting, in the main, lost interest after the initial burst of I assumme sexual excitement, which was over in seconds (before the end of page 1) and it quickly changed to their other main interests; football, F1, etc with probably drink next! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
How very predictable to us woman during that special moment; always over in seconds!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)!!
Not with me I'am pleased to say Lizzie. :y :y :y
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I have been following this strange thread and I think it is really funny how it started off with womens dangly bits, but very quickly the men commenting, in the main, lost interest after the initial burst of I assumme sexual excitement, which was over in seconds (before the end of page 1) and it quickly changed to their other main interests; football, F1, etc with probably drink next! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
How very predictable to us woman during that special moment; always over in seconds!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)!!
Not with me I'am pleased to say Lizzie. :y :y :y
Wow!! :o :o :o A Superman!! :y :y To be your lucky girl.......!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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now i know why me & the mrs get on, she lays on the bed with her man utd baseball cap & F1 pyjamas on & i wear my beer goggles :y
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Nope. Slightly below F1 on the interesting scale, and that's not very high for me.
Kevin
F1 is OK but I'm getting a bit fed up with Ferrari dictating to the FIA!
Football... Is a gentleman's game played by ruffians.
Rugby... Is a ruffians game played by gentlemen.
Rugby is where my interest lies TBH.
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Nope it is boring
Perhaps they should revisit St Georges Lane ;D ;D
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Nope it is boring
Perhaps they should revisit St Georges Lane ;D ;D
Good grief Martin, we are talking THIS century. ;D
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Umm. People's manky bits on the telly now. Fascinating. ::)
Come back Ross and Brand. All is forgiven. ;D
Kevin
Do none of you boys like football then? Arsenal v Spurs was a cracker.
BTW Did I mention LIVERPOOL ARE 3 POINTS CLEAR? ::)
Nope it is boring
Perhaps they should revisit St Georges Lane ;D ;D
Good grief Martin, we are talking THIS century. ;D
As a non football fan it gives me something to take the p155 out of with football fans ;D ;D
Liverpool Loser United FC fans get the p155 ripped out of them around here ;D ;D