Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 02 November 2008, 13:36:01
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you've said to your partner when getting ready to go out??
i think the worse thing ive said was, "just wear what you want, no tinkers gonna look at you" 4hrs to get ready my rse ::) ::) ;D ;D
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...."yes, very big"
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If I pull ,I will pay for your taxi home ! ;D ;D ;D
she said "if you pull, I will hitch a lift from a squadron of passing pigs" :-[ :'( ;D
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Do you want a lift?
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no, the fat is what's making your bum look big......
she turned me into a farmer for that comment.....
two acres and a hosepipe that didn't work
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Never said nowt, just lifted the skirt up and well............... ::)
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I can see my house from here.
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"Are you nearly ready yet?"
I should learn, really, but it's like lighting the blue touch paper. ;D
Kevin
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of course you can drive my omega, sweetheart.
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you should wear a longer skirt now your getting on a bit.
your t*ts are hanging out the hemline of that one. :D :o
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its more what i didn't say ( swmbo had just got back from the hairdressers and yes i still have the bruises ) :D :D :D :D
nearly did the same thing again last week ,never mind ill learn one day
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its more what i didn't say ( swmbo had just got back from the hairdressers and yes i still have the bruises ) :D :D :D :D
nearly did the same thing again last week ,never mind ill learn one day
Thought you were trying to forget that, ::) ::) ::) and then you nealry make the same mistake again :-X
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of course you can drive my omega, sweetheart.
On the way home............. ;D ;D ;D :y
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Christine . . . . . . . . . . . .
:o :o was her sisters name. ::) ::) ::)
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::) ;D
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its more what i didn't say ( swmbo had just got back from the hairdressers and yes i still have the bruises ) :D :D :D :D
nearly did the same thing again last week ,never mind ill learn one day
Thought you were trying to forget that, ::) ::) ::) and then you nearly make the same mistake again :-X
I'm a complete Muppet what can i say :-[ I Also don't think she-ill ever let me forget that, a woman scorned and all that .She could always divorce me but I'm not that lucky ::) ::) ::)