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Title: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: theolodian on 04 November 2008, 17:33:49
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7708411.stm
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Kevin Wood on 04 November 2008, 17:36:54
and, particularly relevant in times like this... Stop wasting tax payer's money on irrelevant trivia!

 >:(

There'll be government inspectors outside every toilet soon to make sure everyone wipes their @rse properly!

Kevin
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: theolodian on 04 November 2008, 17:38:35
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and, particularly relevant in times like this... Stop wasting tax payer's money on irrelevant trivia!

 >:(

There'll be government inspectors outside every toilet soon to make sure everyone wipes their @rse properly!

Kevin
Already using anti-terror laws on putting your bin out early.  Serious control issues these people have.  >:(
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Richie London on 04 November 2008, 17:40:24
im taking next doors cat out for a mouse curry later and a few pints of milk at the dairy club  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 04 November 2008, 17:41:33
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7708411.stm


Indeed the link states:

"Cat and dog owners are to be told to provide "entertainment" and "mental stimulation" for their pets under new government advice." :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

I always thought it was the other way round, i.e.

"Cats and dogs are to be told to provide "entertainment" and "mental stimulation" for their owners under new government advice." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

But seriously this is just plain bloody stupid, but there again this Government are!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

 


Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: ians on 04 November 2008, 17:47:41
is it April 1st already?
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: LaserLance on 04 November 2008, 18:17:09
The more i think about it there i seem to think the lunatics are running the assylum ,last one out shut the door and turn out the lights please :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: LaserLance on 04 November 2008, 18:18:52
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7708411.stm


Indeed the link states:

"Cat and dog owners are to be told to provide "entertainment" and "mental stimulation" for their pets under new government advice." :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

I always thought it was the other way round, i.e.

"Cats and dogs are to be told to provide "entertainment" and "mental stimulation" for their owners under new government advice." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

But seriously this is just plain bloody stupid, but there again this Government are!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

 


"Lizzie" calm down you know this goverment is bad for your blood pressure  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 04 November 2008, 18:33:03
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7708411.stm


Indeed the link states:

"Cat and dog owners are to be told to provide "entertainment" and "mental stimulation" for their pets under new government advice." :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

I always thought it was the other way round, i.e.

"Cats and dogs are to be told to provide "entertainment" and "mental stimulation" for their owners under new government advice." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

But seriously this is just plain bloody stupid, but there again this Government are!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

 


"Lizzie" calm down you know this goverment is bad for your blood pressure  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Indeed they are Lance :y :y, but they just keep on doing the same F'ing things!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

As a Politics and History student I have to keep in touch with all this! :o :o :o :o  Heaven help my sanity, let alone bodily health! ::)

God help me to somehow get GB and his loonies out!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 04 November 2008, 19:10:20
 :-? :-?

 ;D ;D ;D

ridiculous!
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: razzo on 04 November 2008, 20:00:48
OI CEM that critter is looking very stressed perhaps you should teach da MOG as below

(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t128/RdLthrGrlTD/pictures/gc.gif)

 :y
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Richie London on 04 November 2008, 20:07:58
hope im not pushing tiddles too far  ::) ::)

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/richierich1961/cute_cat_wwwfree-avatarscom.gif)

Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 November 2008, 20:25:33
What do you expect.....we have a bunch of tossers who have some how managed to create nearly a million public sector jobs (at a cost to us!).

Now you have to ask.....what are these million people doing that was not already being done......and now we know!

Pointless shite!
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 04 November 2008, 20:26:48
 ;D ;D :y

Gizmo was a silent and very calm baby..And still the same :-/
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 04 November 2008, 20:28:04
Found our home one day..Was very weak and hungry..And badly treated by other cats..I wondered will live or not the first night :(
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: mantahatch on 04 November 2008, 21:22:18
Well, my wife, myself and 2 kids are currently homed by an ageing 16 year old cat, she allows us to stay purely for her amusement, and to wait on her constantly. She meows, we feed her, she meows, we let her out, she meows, we let her in, she meows, we make a fuss of her.

She proudly has a spot in every room in the house just for herself, and when shredding furniture or carpets she is never told off. If I move her on the bed it is perfectly acceptable for her to hiss and scratch me.

Do I get protected by any laws ?


Mike

Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Vamps on 04 November 2008, 21:30:48
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Well, my wife, myself and 2 kids are currently homed by an ageing 16 year old cat, she allows us to stay purely for her amusement, and to wait on her constantly. She meows, we feed her, she meows, we let her out, she meows, we let her in, she meows, we make a fuss of her.

She proudly has a spot in every room in the house just for herself, and when shredding furniture or carpets she is never told off. If I move her on the bed it is perfectly acceptable for her to hiss and scratch me.

Do I get protected by any laws ?


Mike


That sounds a bit like our house ::) ::) ::) We also have a dog and did introduce them to each other nicely. ::)

They sleep together now, is that ok?
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 04 November 2008, 21:36:35
I'm happy to see some people still care for animals :) :y

In my area there are many cats hungry and those people even dont give the food whats left from them (that they will never eat) and throw in garbage instead >:( >:(
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: mantahatch on 04 November 2008, 21:46:27
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I'm happy to see some people still care for animals :) :y

In my area there are many cats hungry and those people even dont give the food whats left from them (that they will never eat) and throw in garbage instead >:( >:(


That is not nice cem, If I am honest and admit I am real softy when it comes to cat's, It really would break my heart to see cat's with not enough food and love.  :(

Mike
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Richie London on 04 November 2008, 21:49:23
if you go round my mums your see a hedghogs bowl outside the back door  :)
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: mantahatch on 04 November 2008, 21:49:30
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Well, my wife, myself and 2 kids are currently homed by an ageing 16 year old cat, she allows us to stay purely for her amusement, and to wait on her constantly. She meows, we feed her, she meows, we let her out, she meows, we let her in, she meows, we make a fuss of her.

She proudly has a spot in every room in the house just for herself, and when shredding furniture or carpets she is never told off. If I move her on the bed it is perfectly acceptable for her to hiss and scratch me.

Do I get protected by any laws ?


Mike


That sounds a bit like our house ::) ::) ::) We also have a dog and did introduce them to each other nicely. ::)

They sleep together now, is that ok?


With this government that is probably perfectly acceptable, as considered mixed gender/race/sexual orientation couple or some title they would like to give it.

Mike
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 04 November 2008, 21:54:14
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I'm happy to see some people still care for animals :) :y

In my area there are many cats hungry and those people even dont give the food whats left from them (that they will never eat) and throw in garbage instead >:( >:(


That is not nice cem, If I am honest and admit I am real softy when it comes to cat's, It really would break my heart to see cat's with not enough food and love.  :(

Mike

Problem is some people even dont have enough food..People look us like martians when we feed many cats regularly and spend money for them :(

Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Vamps on 04 November 2008, 21:56:02
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Well, my wife, myself and 2 kids are currently homed by an ageing 16 year old cat, she allows us to stay purely for her amusement, and to wait on her constantly. She meows, we feed her, she meows, we let her out, she meows, we let her in, she meows, we make a fuss of her.

She proudly has a spot in every room in the house just for herself, and when shredding furniture or carpets she is never told off. If I move her on the bed it is perfectly acceptable for her to hiss and scratch me.

Do I get protected by any laws ?


Mike


That sounds a bit like our house ::) ::) ::) We also have a dog and did introduce them to each other nicely. ::)

They sleep together now, is that ok?


With this government that is probably perfectly acceptable, as considered mixed gender/race/sexual orientation couple or some title they would like to give it.

Mike

That is soooo worryingly true....... :)
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: mantahatch on 04 November 2008, 22:01:15
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if you go round my mums your see a hedghogs bowl outside the back door  :)


Well done to your mum I say.

We are lucky we have frogs, a toad, mice and newts in our garden we have as regular visitors a fox and a hegehog and very occasionally a badger and a jay.
And all of them are welcome in our garden, except I do get a tiny bit upset with the mice when they build homes in my garage and sheds, I have a large log pile for them.

Mike

P.S. please don't think I live in some big house in the country as I don't. It is a small bungalow in the suburbs.
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Andy B on 04 November 2008, 23:08:03
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.....very occasionally a badger  .....

I've never ever seen a badger.  :'(
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: amigov6 on 04 November 2008, 23:13:54
Dad's a retired vet. Been brought up with animals so me & most of us don't need any help regarding the well being of our pets thankyou.
  OOF example. Markey Marks Springer Spaniel runs up to welcome you, asks for a fuss, get's a fuss then breaks off & falls asleep 'til the next time you see him. Dog's got it sorted. How much help do you need? As MDTM said we're paying for these ill informed folk to do thier non jobs. They'll be telling us what we can & can't laugh at next.....oh, too late. ::)
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Cumbria on 04 November 2008, 23:30:46
Dogs have owners, Cats have slaves. Provide proper toiliting does this government think all pet owners are thick. My 2 cats could do a better job. Just put a no fishing sign on the aquarium.
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Vamps on 04 November 2008, 23:36:22
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Dogs have owners, Cats have slaves. Provide proper toiliting does this government think all pet owners are thick. My 2 cats could do a better job. Just put a no fishing sign on the aquarium.

We have one of those, just to keep the cat informed....... ::)
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: waspy on 05 November 2008, 09:26:03
"somewhere suitable to go to the toilet" They have somewhere already, MY rather LAWN >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: ricardo1500 on 05 November 2008, 11:39:38
Whilst a lot of that article does seem to eminate from cloud cookoo land,  some animal owners obviously do need advice and guidance on 'toileting issues'.  Only today I have had to avoid 2 large lots of pavement mounted dogs eggs in the short walk to my sons school.
And a walk in our local nature reserve is not exacly enhanced by the gentle waft of sh*te which is alwys in the breeze. I know that there are many very responsible pet owners about (me amonst them) but while there are still the low life about who think we enjoy paddling in Fidos food waste we will all be tarred with the same brush
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Richie London on 05 November 2008, 12:20:22
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.....very occasionally a badger  .....

I've never ever seen a badger.  :'(

i do like a bit of beaver now and then  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Richie London on 05 November 2008, 12:24:28
i think my neighbours cat  needs to get out more  ;D ;D ;D


(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/richierich1961/cat_drinking_beer_watch_tv.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh FFS, find something important to do!
Post by: Kevin Wood on 05 November 2008, 13:24:03
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i think my neighbours cat  needs to get out more  ;D ;D ;D


(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/richierich1961/cat_drinking_beer_watch_tv.jpg)

He needs to improve his taste in Beer!  ;)

kevin