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How do you confuse an Irishman.............
Lean three shovels against the wall and ask him to take his pick :D
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How do you confuse an Irishman.............
Lean three shovels against the wall and ask him to take his pick :D
Put him in a barrel and ask him to stand in a corner ;D!
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How do you confuse an Irishman.............
Lean three shovels against the wall and ask him to take his pick :D
Put him in a barrel and ask him to stand in a corner ;D!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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How do you confuse an Irishman.............
Give him a pack of M n M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order
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How do you confuse an Irishman.............
Give him a pack of M n M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order
I shouldn’t laugh but .................... ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D like them all lol
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An Irish man walked into a doctors surgery, 'I've got a pain in me arse, could you take a look?' 'Take off your trousers and hop up on the table' said the doctor. The doctor looked at his arse, 'My!' he exclaimed, 'You've got a £5 note in here.' He pulled it out, 'There's another one here as well' They kept coming thick and fast. '£1980, £1990, £1995, there's £1995 here,' the doctor said. 'Ah, that'll be about right, I knew I wasn't feeling too grand.
How do you get a one armed Irish man out of a tree?
Wave to him.
Two Irishmen are working on a building site digging a ditch. The foremen was at them all the time to keep busy. No breaks, just work, work, work. Finally, one of the Irishmen noticed that the foremen left around 3.00 every afternoon. So they started leaving at 3.15. The next day when the foremen left at 3.00, they left at 3.15. One of them, Pat, arrived home, walked into his house, opened the bedroom door and discovered the foremen in bed with his wife. He immediately ran back to the building site and dug like mad until 5.00. The next day, Pat told his mate "Listen we can't knock off at 3.15 anymore. I almost got caught."
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda,
may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of course you can come in, you're always
welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was
an accident down at the Guiness brewery..." "Oh, God no," cries Brenda, "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda... no." "No?" "Fact is, he got out for a piss 3 times."
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How do you confuse an Irishman.............
Give him a card with "PTO" on both sides.
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[quote author=dbug link=1225932425/0#6 date=1225933107]An Irish man walked into a doctors surgery, 'I've got a pain in me arse, could you take a look?' 'Take off your trousers and hop up on the table' said the doctor. The doctor looked at his arse, 'My!' he exclaimed, 'You've got a £5 note in here.' He pulled it out, 'There's another one here as well' They kept coming thick and fast. '£1980, £1990, £1995, there's £1995 here,' the doctor said. 'Ah, that'll be about right, I knew I wasn't feeling too grand.
How do you get a one armed Irish man out of a tree?
Wave to him.
Two Irishmen are working on a building site digging a ditch. The foremen was at them all the time to keep busy. No breaks, just work, work, work. Finally, one of the Irishmen noticed that the foremen left around 3.00 every afternoon. So they started leaving at 3.15. The next day when the foremen left at 3.00, they left at 3.15. One of them, Pat, arrived home, walked into his house, opened the bedroom door and discovered the foremen in bed with his wife. He immediately ran back to the building site and dug like mad until 5.00. The next day, Pat told his mate "Listen we can't knock off at 3.15 anymore. I almost got caught."
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda,
may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of course you can come in, you're always
welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was
an accident down at the Guiness brewery..." "Oh, God no," cries Brenda, "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda... no." "No?" "Fact is, he got out for a piss 3 times."
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Like that a lot ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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How do you burn an irishman`s ear..................
Ring him up when he`s ironing :D
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three men with speech impediments are in therapy, therapist is blonde, petite and fit as f**k, she says "if u can tell me where u live without stuttering i'll suck your c**k and u can cum in my mouth"
1st one "BBBirmingham"
next one MMManchester"
the 3rd one, a paddy stands up composes himself and says
"london" she gets his c**k out and gives him the best b***job he has ever had, as he cums he sighs........"ddderry"!!
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three men with speech impediments are in therapy, therapist is blonde, petite and fit as f**k, she says "if u can tell me where u live without stuttering i'll suck your c**k and u can cum in my mouth"
1st one "BBBirmingham"
next one MMManchester"
the 3rd one, a paddy stands up composes himself and says
"london" she gets his c**k out and gives him the best b***job he has ever had, as he cums he sighs........"ddderry"!!
Nice one :y :y ;D
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Excellent, like em all. ;D ;D :y
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someone dug out the big joke book 1972 ;) ::) ::)