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Title: Worms
Post by: Markjay on 20 November 2008, 20:32:30

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration???

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't get worms!'

Title: Re: Worms
Post by: amigov6 on 20 November 2008, 20:34:13

 ::)Shaggy Dog story! ::)

Title: Re: Worms
Post by: dbug on 20 November 2008, 20:34:52

I'll try and remember that :y

Title: Re: Worms
Post by: Richie London on 20 November 2008, 21:17:00

 :y :y ;D ;D

Title: Re: Worms
Post by: STMO123 on 20 November 2008, 21:22:11

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:y :y ;D ;D

No chance of you getting worms then. ::)