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Title: joke
Post by: Guppy on 20 November 2008, 18:19:32

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered.  'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps.

 

'One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge.'



 ;D

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 November 2008, 18:23:24

Lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: LaserLance on 20 November 2008, 18:51:10

hahahahahha ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: waspy on 20 November 2008, 19:01:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: mars on 20 November 2008, 19:07:20

 ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Andyb on 20 November 2008, 19:38:07

lmao :y :y

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Post by: amigov6 on 20 November 2008, 22:09:07

 ;D ;D ;D Milk & sugar?

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 November 2008, 22:20:41

Hi Guppy

Could you resize your Avatar please as its too big. :y :y :y