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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 November 2008, 16:53:59
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I have just been into one of our outbuildings, and have found a sizeable dead rat.........This rat looked bigger than average, so I took the opportunity to measure it. :o
Its dimensions were as follows
Body 11.5 inches
Tail 9 inches
Total length 20.5 inches
I thought I would show Mrs Optimist my new find. So I started with the words "Have you seen what I've just found Dearest?" ;)
Up until this point in time, I was unaware that Mrs Optimist possessed such formidable sprinting power. I imagine her 100 metres dash could be completed in well under 5 seconds. A World Record!!! :P
Strange how Women are frightened by such things as rats and spiders.
Anyway just a little tale to brighten up a Sunday evening for our Lady OOFers. (Can supply picture for proof if required) :y :y :y
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I have just been into one of our outbuildings, and have found a sizeable dead rat.........This rat looked bigger than average, so I took the opportunity to measure it. :o
Its dimensions were as follows
Body 11.5 inches
Tail 9 inches
Total length 20.5 inches
I thought I would show Mrs Optimist my new find. So I started with the words "Have you seen what I've just found Dearest?" ;)
Up until this point in time, I was unaware that Mrs Optimist possessed such formidable sprinting power. I imagine her 100 metres dash could be completed in well under 5 seconds. A World Record!!! :P
Strange how Women are frightened by such things as rats and spiders.
Anyway just a little tale to brighten up a Sunday evening for our Lady OOFers. (Can supply picture for proof if required) :y :y :y
;D ;D ;D
If Mrs Optimist is anything like my wife, your in big trouble ::) ;D
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It is a big rat. Wikipedia states up to 10" long...
Got any nuclear stuff round you? ;D
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It is a big rat. Wikipedia states up to 10" long...
Got any nuclear stuff round you? ;D
Hmmm......not sure Bandit.........but we do seem to have an unusually large number of 5 legged dogs and cats in our area. :D :D ;D :y
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Rats= Argh. I hate the bloody things, i've shot many a rat in my younger days on my dads farm :y :y
They don't take too kindly to a cross bow bolt, 2.2 bullet or a 12 gauge cartridge ;) VERMIN >:(
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I have just been into one of our outbuildings, and have found a sizeable dead rat.........This rat looked bigger than average, so I took the opportunity to measure it. :o
Its dimensions were as follows
Body 11.5 inches
Tail 9 inches
Total length 20.5 inches
I thought I would show Mrs Optimist my new find. So I started with the words "Have you seen what I've just found Dearest?" ;)
Up until this point in time, I was unaware that Mrs Optimist possessed such formidable sprinting power. I imagine her 100 metres dash could be completed in well under 5 seconds. A World Record!!! :P
Strange how Women are frightened by such things as rats and spiders.
Anyway just a little tale to brighten up a Sunday evening for our Lady OOFers. (Can supply picture for proof if required) :y :y :y
Don't mind rats; it is spiders I cannot abide!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
The rat wasn't called Rolland by any chance?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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I have just been into one of our outbuildings, and have found a sizeable dead rat.........This rat looked bigger than average, so I took the opportunity to measure it. :o
Its dimensions were as follows
Body 11.5 inches
Tail 9 inches
Total length 20.5 inches
I thought I would show Mrs Optimist my new find. So I started with the words "Have you seen what I've just found Dearest?" ;)
Up until this point in time, I was unaware that Mrs Optimist possessed such formidable sprinting power. I imagine her 100 metres dash could be completed in well under 5 seconds. A World Record!!! :P
Strange how Women are frightened by such things as rats and spiders.
Anyway just a little tale to brighten up a Sunday evening for our Lady OOFers. (Can supply picture for proof if required) :y :y :y
Don't mind rats; it is spiders I cannot abide!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
The rat wasn't called Rolland by any chance?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I'd hate to see where Optimist would have to put his hand :o :o
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...`once found a (live) grey-Rat as big as a domestic cat under the bonnet of my Land Rover; at first it was so 'out of scale' it didn`t visually-register; but a double-take revealed the reality......I made very big tracks in a big hurry! :o
I really don`t like vermin of any kind: crows, mice, rats, mice or pikeys! ;D
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...`once found a (live) grey-Rat as big as a domestic cat under the bonnet of my Land Rover; at first it was so 'out of scale' it didn`t visually-register; but a double-take revealed the reality......I made very big tracks in a big hurry! :o
I really don`t like vermin of any kind: crows, mice, rats, mice or pikeys! ;D
You really dont like mice do you!
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1227463817]...`once found a (live) grey-Rat as big as a domestic cat under the bonnet of my Land Rover[/highlight]; at first it was so 'out of scale' it didn`t visually-register; but a double-take revealed the reality......I made very big tracks in a big hurry! :o
I really don`t like vermin of any kind: crows, mice, rats, mice or pikeys! ;D
Now that really is the stuff of horror fims Debs.
Hope that I don't get nightmares now. :-/ :-* :-* :-*
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Don't mind rats at all!
We used to have one come to stay when its owner was on holiday,
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I like them but the population of miniature monsters in our house
dont permit ;D ;D
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I thought this thread was about the RATS Omega :-?
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I thought this thread was about the RATS Omega :-?
What is a RATS Omega when it is at home?????. :y
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I thought this thread was about the RATS Omega :-?
What is a RATS Omega when it is at home?????. :y
Tis one of these.
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1227475624