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Title: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: jjleonard on 21 November 2008, 09:08:50
The Girlfriend turned to me as she was leaving the house this morning and said "what do you want for Christmas?"

Quick as a flash, I looked up from my laptop and OOF, and said

"V6 cambelt kit, please!"

She gave me one of THOSE looks and left the house. I think I might be getting socks this year.
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: STMO123 on 21 November 2008, 09:10:34
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The Girlfriend turned to me as she was leaving the house this morning and said "what do you want for Christmas?"

Quick as a flash, I looked up from my laptop and OOF, and said

"V6 cambelt kit, please!"

She gave me one of THOSE looks and left the house. I think I might be getting socks this year.

If it's what you want, then whats the problem? I got a trolley jack and axle stands last year.
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: jjleonard on 21 November 2008, 09:11:56
She just doesn't understand. The minute I start talking about the mig, she loses interest. She can't think why I would want a cambelt kit for christmas!
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: STMO123 on 21 November 2008, 09:13:13
Tell her if it makes her feel better, you'll buy her a new vacuum cleaner. :y
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: jjleonard on 21 November 2008, 09:14:26
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Tell her if it makes her feel better, you'll buy her a new vacuum cleaner. :y

I might just have a go at that. Now that i've got a comfortable car to sleep in.  :y
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Jimbob on 21 November 2008, 09:17:21
Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: jjleonard on 21 November 2008, 09:25:30
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/

I agree. I'd get better use out of a cambelt kit than a Wii game, for example.  ::)
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Jimbob on 21 November 2008, 09:27:10
depends on the wii game!  :D

Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2008, 12:47:26
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Exactly. We both know someone who bought Mrs DTM an iron for Christmas a while back.  A very nice iron as well.  Just what every girl needs I would have said.

Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Jimbob on 21 November 2008, 12:49:16
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Exactly. We both know someone who bought Mrs DTM an iron for Christmas a while back.  A very nice iron as well.  Just what every girl needs I would have said.

Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.


aye, can't understand why she was so ungrateful  :-/
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2008, 12:51:01
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Exactly. We both know someone who bought Mrs DTM an iron for Christmas a while back.  A very nice iron as well.  Just what every girl needs I would have said.

Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.


aye, can't understand why she was so ungrateful  :-/
Me neither.

It was a useful present that she can get enjoyment out of every single day.  I think thats really sweet and loving.  I never knew Mr DTM had that level of romance in him...
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Post by: LJay on 21 November 2008, 13:16:59
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Exactly. We both know someone who bought Mrs DTM an iron for Christmas a while back.  A very nice iron as well.  Just what every girl needs I would have said.

Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.


aye, can't understand why she was so ungrateful  :-/
Me neither.

It was a useful present that she can get enjoyment out of every single day.  I think thats really sweet and loving.  I never knew Mr DTM had that level of romance in him...

Either you lot like living dangerously, without getting your leg over, or you need some serious lessons in romance! ;D

Reckon mr DTM is still paying for that particular trick! ;D
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2008, 13:20:08
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Exactly. We both know someone who bought Mrs DTM an iron for Christmas a while back.  A very nice iron as well.  Just what every girl needs I would have said.

Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.


aye, can't understand why she was so ungrateful  :-/
Me neither.

It was a useful present that she can get enjoyment out of every single day.  I think thats really sweet and loving.  I never knew Mr DTM had that level of romance in him...

Either you lot like living dangerously, without getting your leg over, or you need some serious lessons in romance! ;D

Reckon mr DTM is still paying for that particular trick! ;D
Me no understandy the opposite sex...

...whats wrong with such a nice gift? I think it was such an excellent present, that as previously said, she would get daily use out of.  And, bless, I'm sure it would remind her of his loving, romantic ways everytime she used it.

 :-/
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: LJay on 21 November 2008, 13:25:51
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Exactly. We both know someone who bought Mrs DTM an iron for Christmas a while back.  A very nice iron as well.  Just what every girl needs I would have said.

Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.


aye, can't understand why she was so ungrateful  :-/
Me neither.

It was a useful present that she can get enjoyment out of every single day.  I think thats really sweet and loving.  I never knew Mr DTM had that level of romance in him...

Either you lot like living dangerously, without getting your leg over, or you need some serious lessons in romance! ;D

Reckon mr DTM is still paying for that particular trick! ;D
Me no understandy the opposite sex...

...whats wrong with such a nice gift? I think it was such an excellent present, that as previously said, she would get daily use out of.  And, bless, I'm sure it would remind her of his loving, romantic ways everytime she used it.

 :-/

Such a lot to learn!
Deprivation the only lesson that works! ;D
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 21 November 2008, 13:26:34
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Exactly. We both know someone who bought Mrs DTM an iron for Christmas a while back.  A very nice iron as well.  Just what every girl needs I would have said.

Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.

Marks DTM I estimate..I'm the same ;D :y

Personally I believe that the gifts must be somewhat useful :-/

But women  much prefer things emotional :-/
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 21 November 2008, 13:28:44
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Me no understandy the opposite sex...

...whats wrong with such a nice gift? I think it was such an excellent present, that as previously said, she would get daily use out of.  And, bless, I'm sure it would remind her of his loving, romantic ways everytime she used it.

 :-/

It's a hiding to nothing even trying.

If Mrs. KW were to purchase me a 2 post lift for the garage so I could change her oil without having the crawl under her car and risk being crushed, I'd be over the moon.

As was mentioned last night, actually, I did get away with a hostess tray last year. It's great for keeping her wonderful cooking take-aways warm.

Kevin
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2008, 13:33:24
I can fully understand Mr DTM's shock and surprise at the reaction - I've been there myself, after having spent ages deciding on a useful present, only for it to be ill received on the day. To this day cannot understand her point of view - she has had lots of use from those jumpleads ::)
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 21 November 2008, 13:35:24
Now me I would love a cambelt kit for Christmas...............................................providing a 54 plate 3.2 Elite was attached to it!! :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: LaserLance on 21 November 2008, 13:39:10
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Now me I would love a cambelt kit for Christmas...............................................providing a 54 plate 3.2 Elite was attached to it!! :D :D :D ;)
Dont want much for christmas then lizzie  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: LJay on 21 November 2008, 13:41:02
Diamonds and only diamonds are acceptable as gifts! ;)
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 21 November 2008, 13:44:53
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I can fully understand Mr DTM's shock and surprise at the reaction - I've been there myself, after having spent ages deciding on a useful present, only for it to be ill received on the day. To this day cannot understand her point of view - she has had lots of use from those jumpleads ::)

They just don't appreciate all the effort we go to to try to find something both useful and "from the heart". There are so many other things we could be doing at 3:30PM on Christmas eve, but we make the sacrifice nonetheless.

Kevin
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Jimbob on 21 November 2008, 13:46:04
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Diamonds and only diamonds are acceptable as gifts! ;)

Dream on!
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Lazydocker on 21 November 2008, 13:47:53
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I can fully understand Mr DTM's shock and surprise at the reaction - I've been there myself, after having spent ages deciding on a useful present, only for it to be ill received on the day. To this day cannot understand her point of view - she has had lots of use from those jumpleads ::)

They just don't appreciate all the effort we go to to try to find something both useful and "from the heart". There are so many other things we could be doing at 3:30PM on Christmas eve, but we make the sacrifice nonetheless.

Kevin

Blimey you're organised! I don't normally leave the house before 4pm to start! :o :o ::) ::)
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 21 November 2008, 13:50:32
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Now me I would love a cambelt kit for Christmas...............................................providing a 54 plate 3.2 Elite was attached to it!! :D :D :D ;)
Dont want much for christmas then lizzie  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

No Lance, I am quite a simple kind of girl really!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2008, 21:04:24
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Diamonds and only diamonds are acceptable as gifts! ;)
Hmmm, I will have to look into that further....


...I have near seen a diamond covered iron  :-/
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Vamps on 21 November 2008, 22:59:41
We can't buy them a new iron, but they can buy us new power tools, where is the sence in that?????.................... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: LJay on 22 November 2008, 12:16:40
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We can't buy them a new iron, but they can buy us new power tools, where is the sence in that?????.................... :D :D :D

 ;D Men like tools! ;D
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: HolyCount on 22 November 2008, 12:57:53
I bought my ex a plot in the local cemetery one year ---- ungrateful or what ??? She still hasn't used it !!!   ::)
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 November 2008, 13:39:26
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I bought my ex a plot in the local cemetery one year ---- ungrateful or what ??? She still hasn't used it !!!   ::)


Rotton Sod.  ;D and I bet you still tell her you love her most days.  :y
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: Jay w on 24 November 2008, 13:25:24
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Don't see whats wrong with useful presents?

Saves unwated crap cluttering up the house  :-/
Exactly. We both know someone who bought Mrs DTM an iron for Christmas a while back.  A very nice iron as well.  Just what every girl needs I would have said.

Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.


aye, can't understand why she was so ungrateful  :-/
Me neither.

It was a useful present that she can get enjoyment out of every single day.  I think thats really sweet and loving.  I never knew Mr DTM had that level of romance in him...

Either you lot like living dangerously,
without getting your leg over, or
you need some serious lessons in romance!
;D

Reckon mr DTM is still paying for that particular trick! ;D

Yes
Not bothered
No, i am the most romantice person I know....

I bought my wife an iron one year, she loved it, in fact half the street have used it, i wasn't too happy about that, after all i had recently told Mia off for letting half the kids in the street ride her bike

(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/5417/pfpsp990cs6.jpg)

only problem is the house gets like a bloody chinese laundry once she gets on a roll

no that's not here
Title: Re: Christmas present conversation - sort of.
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 24 November 2008, 16:29:25
I have asked each family member to buy me a tyre each this year  ;D