Just a thought
if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?
Doug
QuoteJust a thought
if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?
Doug
They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them ;D
QuoteQuoteJust a thought
if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?
Doug
They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them ;D
yep..only start ;D
QuoteQuoteQuoteJust a thought
if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?
Doug
They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them ;D
yep..only start ;D
.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them. ::)
Kevin
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJust a thought
if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?
Doug
They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them ;D
yep..only start ;D
.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them. ::)
Kevin
yess ;D
And like all women ,lizzie has to have the last word ;D ;D ;D ;D now i'm of to hide incase i get a verbal clump ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJust a thought
if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?
Doug
They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them ;D
yep..only start ;D
.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them. ::)
Kevin
yess ;D
Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::) You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o
So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!! So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??
They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??
They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?
They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??
Come on chaps, fairs fair!! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!! Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
QuoteAnd like all women ,lizzie has to have the last word ;D ;D ;D ;D now i'm of to hide incase i get a verbal clump ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJust a thought
if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?
Doug
They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them ;D
yep..only start ;D
.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them. ::)
Kevin
yess ;D
Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::) You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o
So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!! So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??
They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??
They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?
They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??
Come on chaps, fairs fair!! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!! Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJust a thought
if women are so good at multitasking why cant they have sex and a headache at the same time ?
Doug
They might be able (in theory) to multitask....but they never finish any of them ;D
yep..only start ;D
.. and 'dangle berries' all of them up due to not paying sufficient attention to any of them. ::)
Kevin
yess ;D
Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::) You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o
So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!! So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??
They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??
They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?
They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??
Come on chaps, fairs fair!! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!! Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::) You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o
So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!! So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??
They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??
They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?
They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??
Come on chaps, fairs fair!! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!! Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Answer to all of the above is, i live alone & so do everything my self & i don't have kids :y :y
Every job i've started has been completed, women may complete the task, but with what i've seen over the years, it's a half hearted job & so i end up fixing what's fallen apart or broke >:( >:(
The reason i live alone is, because all women are a pain in the arse >:(
Skruntie declines to take part in this thread. ::) ::)
QuoteSkruntie declines to take part in this thread. ::) ::)
PUSSY!!!!!! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Tutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::) You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o
So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!! So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??
They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??
They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?
They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??
Come on chaps, fairs fair!! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!! Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Answer to all of the above is, i live alone & so do everything my self & i don't have kids :y :y
Every job i've started has been completed, women may complete the task, but with what i've seen over the years, it's a half hearted job & so i end up fixing what's fallen apart or broke >:( >:(
The reason i live alone is, because all women are a pain in the arse >:(
You see, I do all the DIY jobs....quickly and efficiently.
I do all the cooking.....
.....yet my other half cant even make a cup of tea without being distracted and leaving the bloody thing to stew for 15 mins :y
....and thats on the rare occasion I get a cup of tea (hence why I like visitors!)
You see, I do all the DIY jobs....quickly and efficiently.
I do all the cooking.....
.....yet my other half cant even make a cup of tea without being distracted and leaving the bloody thing to stew for 15 mins :y
....and thats on the rare occasion I get a cup of tea (hence why I like visitors!)
QuoteTutt!! Tutt!! ALL of you. ::) ::) ::) You should be ashamed with all this negative talk about woman's abilities!! :o :o :o :o
So a woman never does anything properly or completes anything.....???!!! So they never complete giving birth after successfully creating new life inside them??
They never finish washing your clothes so you cannot wear them??
They never successfully cook meals for you and complete the cooking so you can eat them?
They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
They never wash, dress and take the kids to school, go to the shops, doctors, sort out social events for you around doing all the above??
Come on chaps, fairs fair!! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
But, men, how many times has a kitchen or bathroom revamp never been started after promises to do so, or never completed once started?.....or the redecoration of a room(s) been constantly put off?.......or the love of your life not been taken out as promised because of "football, "drinks with mates", don't want to??.........or the act of making love either never commenced due to "failure" or never been completed to satisfy the woman??!! Shall I go on chaps??!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Answer to all of the above is, i live alone & so do everything my self & i don't have kids :y :y
Every job i've started has been completed, women may complete the task, but with what i've seen over the years, it's a half hearted job & so i end up fixing what's fallen apart or broke >:( >:(
The reason i live alone is, because all women are a pain in the arse >:(
Or is it, to be more correct, that women find you a pain in the arse and so you have to live on your own? ;D ;D ;)
I feel the need to add :-X :-X :-X
QuoteI feel the need to add :-X :-X :-X
go on.. ;D
QuoteQuoteI feel the need to add :-X :-X :-X
go on.. ;D
No cem, believe it or not there are times when I need to leave the shovel in the cupboard............. :y :y :y
QuoteQuoteI feel the need to add :-X :-X :-X
go on.. ;D
No cem, believe it or not there are times when I need to leave the shovel in the cupboard............. :y :y :y
They never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
QuoteThey never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
Mine does'nt ....
She refuses to go a get me a beer 8-)
QuoteQuoteThey never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
Mine does'nt ....
She refuses to go a get me a beer 8-)
You've got legs! We have the rampant rabbit! ;D
QuoteQuoteQuoteThey never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
Mine does'nt ....
She refuses to go a get me a beer 8-)
You've got legs! We have the rampant rabbit! ;D
Is that what you call it.. ;D ;D ;D
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThey never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
Mine does'nt ....
She refuses to go a get me a beer 8-)
You've got legs! We have the rampant rabbit! ;D
Is that what you call it.. ;D ;D ;D
Yep! Best thing ever invented! ;)
Now that can cure a headache without demanding anything in return! ;D
You see, I do all the DIY jobs....quickly and efficiently.
I do all the cooking.....
.....yet my other half cant even make a cup of tea without being distracted and leaving the bloody thing to stew for 15 mins :y
....and thats on the rare occasion I get a cup of tea (hence why I like visitors!)
QuoteYou see, I do all the DIY jobs....quickly and efficiently.
I do all the cooking.....
.....yet my other half cant even make a cup of tea without being distracted and leaving the bloody thing to stew for 15 mins :y
....and thats on the rare occasion I get a cup of tea (hence why I like visitors!)
Mark what can I say, but I would love to hear your better half's side of the story on all this!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :D ;)
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThey never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
Mine does'nt ....
She refuses to go a get me a beer 8-)
You've got legs! We have the rampant rabbit! ;D
Is that what you call it.. ;D ;D ;D
Yep! Best thing ever invented! ;)
Now that can cure a headache without demanding anything in return! ;D
Yes Ljay with just a good supply of batteries that we make sure we obtain, not even relying on a man to buy those!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
A world without women would be a very poor place in my opinion.
We must all agree that women are better at some things .....and men are better at others.....for example.......women are better at cooking .....cleaning ......nagging......and other mundane tasks.
Men are better at .....how can I put this....oh yes ....IMPORTANT THINGS..........Making important decisions........Running the world.....Making life better for both sexes.......Buliding a better world........need I say more.
But the women can play a part in the important life of a man.....by keeping him supplied with ....tea .....coffee.....beer ....food.....and sex.
A woman is always most happy in my opinion when she has a man to look after her ......while she is attentive to her mans wishes . :y :y :y :y
A world without women would be a very poor place in my opinion.
We must all agree that women are better at some things .....and men are better at others.....for example.......women are better at cooking .....cleaning ......nagging......and other mundane tasks.
Men are better at .....how can I put this....oh yes ....IMPORTANT THINGS..........Making important decisions........Running the world.....Making life better for both sexes.......Buliding a better world........need I say more.
But the women can play a part in the important life of a man.....by keeping him supplied with ....tea .....coffee.....beer ....food.....and sex.
A woman is always most happy in my opinion when she has a man to look after her ......while she is attentive to her mans wishes . :y :y :y :y
A world without women would be a very poor place in my opinion.
We must all agree that women are better at some things .....and men are better at others.....for example.......women are better at cooking .....cleaning ......nagging......and other mundane tasks.
Men are better at .....how can I put this....oh yes ....IMPORTANT THINGS..........Making important decisions........Running the world.....Making life better for both sexes.......Buliding a better world........need I say more.
But the women can play a part in the important life of a man.....by keeping him supplied with ....tea .....coffee.....beer ....food.....and sex.
A woman is always most happy in my opinion when she has a man to look after her ......while she is attentive to her mans wishes . :y :y :y :y
QuoteA world without women would be a very poor place in my opinion.
We must all agree that women are better at some things .....and men are better at others.....for example.......women are better at cooking .....cleaning ......nagging......and other mundane tasks.
Men are better at .....how can I put this....oh yes ....IMPORTANT THINGS..........Making important decisions........Running the world.....Making life better for both sexes.......Buliding a better world........need I say more.
But the women can play a part in the important life of a man.....by keeping him supplied with ....tea .....coffee.....beer ....food.....and sex.
A woman is always most happy in my opinion when she has a man to look after her ......while she is attentive to her mans wishes . :y :y :y :y
Interesting theory there. By any chance are you single. ;D ;D
QuoteA world without women would be a very poor place in my opinion.
We must all agree that women are better at some things .....and men are better at others.....for example.......women are better at cooking .....cleaning ......nagging......and other mundane tasks.
Men are better at .....how can I put this....oh yes ....IMPORTANT THINGS..........Making important decisions........Running the world.....Making life better for both sexes.......Buliding a better world........need I say more.
But the women can play a part in the important life of a man.....by keeping him supplied with ....tea .....coffee.....beer ....food.....and sex.
A woman is always most happy in my opinion when she has a man to look after her ......while she is attentive to her mans wishes . :y :y :y :y
Interesting theory there. By any chance are you single. ;D ;D
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThey never statisfy you during making love and complete the "exercise"??
Mine does'nt ....
She refuses to go a get me a beer 8-)
You've got legs! We have the rampant rabbit! ;D
Is that what you call it.. ;D ;D ;D
Yep! Best thing ever invented! ;)
Now that can cure a headache without demanding anything in return! ;D
Yes Ljay with just a good supply of batteries that we make sure we obtain, not even relying on a man to buy those!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Have to admit that is one use i have for Jimbob! Buying batteries by the hundred! ;D
QuoteA world without women would be a very poor place in my opinion.
We must all agree that women are better at some things .....and men are better at others.....for example.......women are better at cooking .....cleaning ......nagging......and other mundane tasks.
Men are better at .....how can I put this....oh yes ....IMPORTANT THINGS..........Making important decisions........Running the world.....Making life better for both sexes.......Buliding a better world........need I say more.
But the women can play a part in the important life of a man.....by keeping him supplied with ....tea .....coffee.....beer ....food.....and sex.
A woman is always most happy in my opinion when she has a man to look after her ......while she is attentive to her mans wishes . :y :y :y :y
Reckon your other half would have something to say about that!
You can get your own food and drink, as for the sex, well you have 2 hands sort yourself out! ;D
QuoteQuoteA world without women would be a very poor place in my opinion.
We must all agree that women are better at some things .....and men are better at others.....for example.......women are better at cooking .....cleaning ......nagging......and other mundane tasks.
Men are better at .....how can I put this....oh yes ....IMPORTANT THINGS..........Making important decisions........Running the world.....Making life better for both sexes.......Buliding a better world........need I say more.
But the women can play a part in the important life of a man.....by keeping him supplied with ....tea .....coffee.....beer ....food.....and sex.
A woman is always most happy in my opinion when she has a man to look after her ......while she is attentive to her mans wishes . :y :y :y :y
Reckon your other half would have something to say about that!
You can get your own food and drink, as for the sex, well you have 2 hands sort yourself out! ;D
hehehehehehehehe!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That has told you Optimist!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)
QuoteQuoteQuoteA world without women would be a very poor place in my opinion.
We must all agree that women are better at some things .....and men are better at others.....for example.......women are better at cooking .....cleaning ......nagging......and other mundane tasks.
Men are better at .....how can I put this....oh yes ....IMPORTANT THINGS..........Making important decisions........Running the world.....Making life better for both sexes.......Buliding a better world........need I say more.
But the women can play a part in the important life of a man.....by keeping him supplied with ....tea .....coffee.....beer ....food.....and sex.
A woman is always most happy in my opinion when she has a man to look after her ......while she is attentive to her mans wishes . :y :y :y :y
Reckon your other half would have something to say about that!
You can get your own food and drink, as for the sex, well you have 2 hands sort yourself out! ;D
hehehehehehehehe!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That has told you Optimist!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)
Hey Lizzie, thought you where going to sleep ;) ::) ::) :-?
Had obey in our vows!
QuoteHad obey in our vows!
Did you get married before 1991 Jimbob......there was no mention of obey at my wedding.......I was waitng for it ....but sadly it was not to be.
Civil ceremony.....not sure if that makes a difference. :y :y
QuoteHad obey in our vows!
Did you get married before 1991 Jimbob......there was no mention of obey at my wedding.......I was waitng for it ....but sadly it was not to be.
Civil ceremony.....not sure if that makes a difference. :y :y
im glad im single :D
get to spend my money on whatever i want, can manage to make my own cups of tea (the mother manages to get a few cups of tea out of me but then forgets to ask when she's making one!)
anyway rampant rabbits for anti socials ;)
QuoteQuoteHad obey in our vows!
Did you get married before 1991 Jimbob......there was no mention of obey at my wedding.......I was waitng for it ....but sadly it was not to be.
Civil ceremony.....not sure if that makes a difference. :y :y
In the current prayer books, it is / was optional.
So I told Ljay she would be obeying ;D
There has been the usual sexist claptrap spoken on this thread by the usual suspects ;D ;D.
The men of the forum seem to think that women do not have the ability to multitask. That women are unable to fathom out anything that is even slighty complicated..total rubbish.
To be fair though,I think that the women of this forum have the same I.Q as the men of this forum.
This means. :-*
That the collective I.Q of the half a dozen or so lady OOFers is almost exactly the same as the collective I.Q of the 4000 male OOFers. ;D ;D ;D ;D. :-* :-* :-* :-*