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Title: squidgy babies
Post by: Bacon Butty Man on 04 December 2008, 21:48:00
hmmm, yes no, yes no, hmmmmm.
boggg offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

3 is plenty. that would mean getting rid of the mig for something bigga

what do you think
 :-/
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Elite Pete on 04 December 2008, 21:51:13
Go and have a secret snip ;)
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: gsdtrainer on 04 December 2008, 21:54:08
they're terrible to wrap,and keep crawling from under the xmas tree. :D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: amigov6 on 04 December 2008, 21:54:51
Tried family life, screaming kids, fed up mums...not for me. Get a vasectomy on the QT, tell her you'd love to have a 4th so let's get trying...back of the net! :y
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Bacon Butty Man on 04 December 2008, 21:55:37
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Go and have a secret snip ;)

already done
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: HerefordElite on 04 December 2008, 21:56:24
nooooooooooooo

3 is enough surely?

knowing how the female mind works (loosely :D) you can never have too many babies, forever broody
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Entwood on 04 December 2008, 22:01:20
As far as I remember basic Human Biology .. the gestation period is around 9 months, and Christmas is only 3 weeks away ....

Seems a tad unlikely she'll get her wish ??????  no matter how hard you try ... ( and believe you me .. the trying is the fun side ... just make sure you don't suceed  :)  )
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Danny on 04 December 2008, 22:01:54
a proper baby?

after having 3 already is she expecting to speed up the pregnancy process somehow in order to deliver it for xmas??
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Danny on 04 December 2008, 22:02:41
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As far as I remember basic Human Biology .. the gestation period is around 9 months, and Christmas is only 3 weeks away ....

Seems a tad unlikely she'll get her wish ??????  no matter how hard you try ... ( and believe you me .. the trying is the fun side ... just make sure you don't suceed  :)  )

aaaaah beaten by just 34 seconds!
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: GuzziHero on 04 December 2008, 22:03:41
No!  

You have enough of my taxes already :p
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: albitz on 04 December 2008, 22:05:39
imo to have a baby,both people should really want to have it,and be confident that they can afford to raise it.
sounds like you are missing at least one of these mate.Keep the tadpoles in the pond. :y :D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: amigov6 on 04 December 2008, 22:35:27
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imo to have a baby,both people should really want to have it,and be confident that they can afford to raise it.
sounds like you are missing at least one of these mate.Keep the tadpoles in the pond. :y :D
True. She's got 3 already, would she let you have 3 cars? ::)
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Martin_1962 on 04 December 2008, 22:47:00
Stay at 3 - they are enough work and still fit in an Omega
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: theolodian on 04 December 2008, 22:58:27
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imo to have a baby,both people should really want to have it,and be confident that they can afford to raise it.
sounds like you are missing at least one of these mate.Keep the tadpoles in the pond. :y :D
True. She's got 3 already, would she let you have 3 cars? ::)
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Vamps on 04 December 2008, 23:02:33
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Am I missing something then???? :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Entwood on 04 December 2008, 23:44:54
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Am I missing something then???? :-[ :-[ :-[

NO .. but he is .......  :)
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Vamps on 05 December 2008, 00:01:14
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Am I missing something then???? :-[ :-[ :-[

NO .. but he is .......  :)

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Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: BigAl on 05 December 2008, 00:07:07
Sheer baby doll ? :D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: LJay on 05 December 2008, 09:27:04
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already done

Thats awful if you have had that done and not told her!

I hear the reversal is much more painful! Shame! ;D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Jimbob on 05 December 2008, 09:57:19
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Go and have a secret snip ;)

already done

Thats awful if you have had that done and not told her!

I hear the reversal is much more painful! Shame! ;D


Dont go getting any ideas you!   The answer is NO  ;D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 December 2008, 09:59:09
I personally think it better to have Women spayed....stops the issue at source  :y

No grudge pregnancies then.....you know, the ones where 'somebody has it in for you'  ;D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: LJay on 05 December 2008, 10:05:40
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already done

Thats awful if you have had that done and not told her!

I hear the reversal is much more painful! Shame! ;D


Dont go getting any ideas you!   The answer is NO  ;D

Pleeeeaaassseee! :-*
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: LJay on 05 December 2008, 10:06:44
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I personally think it better to have Women spayed....stops the issue at source  :y

No grudge pregnancies then.....you know, the ones where 'somebody has it in for you'  ;D

If you kept it in your trousers it wouldn't be an issue! ;D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Bacon Butty Man on 06 December 2008, 20:30:49
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Am I missing something then???? :-[ :-[ :-[


hhmmm dreading the mention of a reversal
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 06 December 2008, 21:05:04
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Go and have a secret snip ;)

already done

Thats awful if you have had that done and not told her!

I hear the reversal is much more painful! Shame! ;D

Ah poor woman!! :o :o :o

So she has three, what is so wrong with four, an even number? :-? :-?

If you really have not told her, and her heart is set on a lovely baby for next September, she is now going to go off of you fast!! :o :o :o ::) ::)

Nice knowing you!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Vamps on 06 December 2008, 21:14:22
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Go and have a secret snip ;)

already done

Thats awful if you have had that done and not told her!

I hear the reversal is much more painful! Shame! ;D

Ah poor woman!! :o :o :o

So she has three, what is so wrong with four, an even number? :-? :-?

If you really have not told her, and her heart is set on a lovely baby for next September, she is now going to go off of you fast!! :o :o :o ::) ::)
Nice knowing you!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I feel that Lizzie might be right on this one..... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: squidgy babies
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 06 December 2008, 21:21:28
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Go and have a secret snip ;)

already done

Thats awful if you have had that done and not told her!

I hear the reversal is much more painful! Shame! ;D

Ah poor woman!! :o :o :o

So she has three, what is so wrong with four, an even number? :-? :-?

If you really have not told her, and her heart is set on a lovely baby for next September, she is now going to go off of you fast!! :o :o :o ::) ::)
Nice knowing you!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I feel that Lizzie might be right on this one..... ;D ;D ;D


............and to make it worse your wife could soon be singing the song "As Tears Go By", which coincidently I had posted on another thread:
"As Tears Go Bye" (1965)

It is the evening of the day,
I sit and watch the children play.
Smiling faces I can see
But not for me,
I sit and watch as tears go by.

My riches cant buy everything,
I want to hear the children sing.
All I hear is the sound
Of rain falling on the ground,
I sit and watch as tears go by.

It is the evening of the day,
I sit and watch the children play.
Doing things I used to do
They think are new,
I sit and watch as tears go by.

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm ...

How guilty are you feeling now, with this poor woman wanting another child so keenly? :-? :-? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)