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Title: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: dbug on 07 December 2008, 15:58:10
Ladies how about this as a Christmas present for your favourite bloke?

(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/oof/wd40.jpg)


Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 December 2008, 16:05:18
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Ladies how about this as a Christmas present for your favourite bloke?

(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/oof/wd40.jpg)



No it is cheaper to buy the normal product, and a man will smell just as good in that! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: dbug on 07 December 2008, 16:06:31
Well what about this??

(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/oof/glade.jpg)


Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 December 2008, 16:07:55
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Well what about this??

(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/oof/glade.jpg)



Oh bloody hell Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 December 2008, 16:14:54
Beer and petrol .....perhaps.


Beer ....petrol .....and gunk........now that would sell. ::) ::) ::) :y
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 07 December 2008, 16:17:47
Every man needs a bottle of this;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ

Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 December 2008, 16:19:36
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Every man needs a bottle of this;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ



Yeah......a classic that one. :y :y
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: dbug on 07 December 2008, 16:22:26
OK then - wot about this  ;)

(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/oof/tabasco.jpg)

                                              :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 December 2008, 16:24:35
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OK then - wot about this  ;)

(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/oof/tabasco.jpg)

                                              :'( :'( :'( :'(


Is that the same Chuck Norris....who could'nt act to save his life. :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: MindlessJD on 07 December 2008, 16:27:17
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Every man needs a bottle of this;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ



Haha - Love it!  :y

Mmmmm beer and petrol - Love it too!  :y

 :)  ;D  ::)
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: dbug on 07 December 2008, 16:38:31
How about a really useful present - a dremel -  :o :o :o

(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/oof/dremel.jpg)


That one will make your eyes really water  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: waspy on 07 December 2008, 16:40:43
They're all good  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wynn's start ya b@st@rd ;D ;D ;D ;D :y Seen that one some time ago, but certainly worth another look. Classic :y
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: dbug on 07 December 2008, 16:42:14
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They're all good  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wynn's start ya b@st@rd ;D ;D ;D ;D :y Seen that one some time ago, but certainly worth another look. Classic :y

Decisions, decisions - which one do you really want Pete?? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: dbug on 07 December 2008, 17:06:08
OK this is the ultimate present for the OOFer that has everything - the ultimate V8 Dyson -


(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/oof/dyson.jpg)



Enjoy  :-? ;D ;D ;D  ;) :y
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Richie London on 07 December 2008, 17:36:22
could do with that dremmel at the moment  ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 December 2008, 17:41:01
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could do with that dremmel at the moment  ::) ;D ;D


Try a prune and all -bran sandwich richie.....made with wholemeal bread of course.......That'll shift it. :y :y :y
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 07 December 2008, 19:18:32
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could do with that dremmel at the moment  ::) ;D ;D


Try a prune and all -bran sandwich richie.....made with wholemeal bread of course.......That'll shift it. :y :y :y

or

2 slices of wholemeal granary bread.
Smear on some peanut butter.
Put on some slice of bannana.
Put some dates on and enjoy.


Believe it or not takes bloody wonderfull, just make sure the loo is free in 10/20 mins time.

95/99% guarantee to work.


Got it from a fit for life book years ago - highly recommended. :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 December 2008, 19:51:58
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could do with that dremmel at the moment  ::) ;D ;D


Try a prune and all -bran sandwich richie.....made with wholemeal bread of course.......That'll shift it. :y :y :y

or

2 slices of wholemeal granary bread.
Smear on some peanut butter.
Put on some slice of bannana.
Put some dates on and enjoy.


Believe it or not takes bloody wonderfull, just make sure the loo is free in 10/20 mins time.

95/99% guarantee to work.


Got it from a fit for life book years ago - highly recommended. :y :y :y :y

Yep.....A great fibre provider Skruntie. :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Xmas present idea's for blokes
Post by: Richie London on 07 December 2008, 20:12:34
its all the pills im on doing it, i sound like a tube of smarties with flatulance everytime i get up off the sofa  ;D ;D