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Title: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: hotel21 on 01 January 2007, 15:28:37
I'm in the midst of attempting to save/rescue LOADS of stuff from my terminally dying hard drive and found this picture.  I've uploaded onto photiebucket for the purpose of a wee caption competition for 2007.

No real rules, other than it should be car related.  The original poster (in this case, me) gets to elect the winner (it could be you...  ) who has posted the best caption thus far, who then has the option of posting a new image, waiting for a few comments to appear, then declare their choice of winner and so on...  

Might work, might not, but here goes...

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/hotel21/convertible.jpg)


[size=20]Who nicked the mudflaps then???[/size]
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2007, 17:19:33
I cant get this sunroof to close. rather omegas!
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: sir moanalot on 01 January 2007, 17:21:37
and now some movie news......
iraqi "back to the future 3" dvd considered a cheap pirate copy.

world news.......
us forces cheating by purchasing "already blown up vehicles".

finance news.......
shares plummet as ford reveals their new tuna 1.6.

sports news........
rooney blows his x-mas bonus on a foreign convertable.

celebrity news.......
seen is the latest celebrity entering the desert in the latest of the "im an al kaida suicide bomber get me outer here" series.

and finally on a lighter note...
evidence of the "more shots per second " iraqi speed cameras.

and its goodnight from me, and bye bye from him.....


Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Timbuk on 01 January 2007, 17:29:18
Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2007, 17:38:31
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Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: tunnie on 01 January 2007, 17:38:42
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Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I like that one.

"BBC Top Gear News - The Toyota from Season 6 Episode 4, gets a new lease of life, sold in Iraq as a 'good runner' by James May"
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 01 January 2007, 18:00:58
'your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off!'
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Markjay on 01 January 2007, 18:26:53
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'your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off!'

 ;D ;D ;D  :y
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Markjay on 01 January 2007, 18:30:00
[size=14]“can you direct me to the Brits? I am having some problems with the motor and was told to look for Geffd”[/size]
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: STMO123 on 01 January 2007, 18:35:37
D'yer reckon this windscreen's an MOT failure?
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: mijfife on 01 January 2007, 19:37:33
Part of eBay listing reads
  
 "good condition with only the usual car park dings associated with a car of this age"

 ;D Jim
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 01 January 2007, 19:53:26
No you carnt have this tin of Carlsberg ive got! you had too many already
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: familyman on 01 January 2007, 20:21:58
You should have seen what happened to the other guy!
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Elite Pete on 01 January 2007, 20:36:21
I knew I shouldn't have had the super hot curry last night :)
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: familyman on 01 January 2007, 20:44:53
Have you seen the tank that parked next to me at Tesco's had a baby on board sticker
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Elite Pete on 01 January 2007, 21:07:55
Well what do you expect if you buy your wife a cheap battery operated tin opener for Christmas
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Tony H on 01 January 2007, 21:09:02
Do us a favour son close your window it's getting a bit draughty in here
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Chopsdad on 01 January 2007, 21:58:46
Don't shoot - I keep my documents behind the sun visor - oh shit  :-[
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Auto Addict on 01 January 2007, 22:01:08
[size=16]Bloody door strap, I knew I should have fixed it......[/size]
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Markjay on 01 January 2007, 22:20:25
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I knew I shouldn't have had the super hot curry last night :)
;D :y
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Omegatoy on 01 January 2007, 22:37:34
it is with great regret i offer my
air conditioned convertible for sale 13 months mot,
as you would expect from a car of this age there are a couple of small blemishes on the body work,
I have been as honest as i can
happy bidding
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Nickbat on 01 January 2007, 22:49:44
Is there a car wash around here?
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Nickbat on 01 January 2007, 23:05:24
No wonder the Haynes Manual gives that oil change a 4-spanner rating!
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Nickbat on 01 January 2007, 23:17:53
Lucky I was fully comp, or I wouldn't have got this courtesy car!
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: familyman on 01 January 2007, 23:35:55
"Look innocent. Prehaps they won't notice anything"
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Gwilym on 02 January 2007, 10:37:38
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Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'


 :y I hope this is not how it ends up.

I vote for this one though
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: JesterRT on 02 January 2007, 11:11:20
"One lady owner..."
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: The Barge Captain on 02 January 2007, 12:30:22
What do you mean "You can't take that through the car wash Sir"?
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: hotel21 on 02 January 2007, 15:35:38
Well, thats run for roughly 24 hours....  

The early leader was the Mr Caine impersonator, MarksDTM, with his Italian Job quote - 'your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off!'  but, in keeping with the Omega / car theme, I think AA slightly had it with:-

Bloody door strap, I knew I should have fixed it......

So, AA - you want to take on the piccy mantle meantime?   :y

cheers

B
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Jay on 02 January 2007, 17:09:19
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"Look innocent. Prehaps they won't notice anything"


That was my winner, only one that made me laugh to be honest ;D
Title: Re: 2007 Caption Competition
Post by: Auto Addict on 02 January 2007, 18:11:57
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Well, thats run for roughly 24 hours....  

The early leader was the Mr Caine impersonator, MarksDTM, with his Italian Job quote - 'your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off!'  but, in keeping with the Omega / car theme, I think AA slightly had it with:-

Bloody door strap, I knew I should have fixed it......

So, AA - you want to take on the piccy mantle meantime?   :y

cheers

B

Thank you hotel21, I'll have a look around.