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Title: Burglar - Joke
Post by: gwa on 11 December 2008, 10:42:44

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus is watching you.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear  as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
   'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
   'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
   'Moses,' replied the bird.
  
   'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'




'The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Burglar - Joke
Post by: waspy on 11 December 2008, 11:10:57

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y :y

Title: Re: Burglar - Joke
Post by: Richie London on 11 December 2008, 11:12:08

yeah like that  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Burglar - Joke
Post by: Entwood on 11 December 2008, 23:58:03

Nice one ... and clean .. (makes a change !! )  :)

Title: Re: Burglar - Joke
Post by: Vamps on 12 December 2008, 00:01:09

 :y

Title: Re: Burglar - Joke
Post by: amigov6 on 12 December 2008, 00:08:49

Heard it but forgot it! Thanks for the reminder. :y