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Title: How much are flights to ........
Post by: zippo on 20 December 2008, 11:37:41
The Vatican ,the car passed its MOT this morning after i bet it wouldn't ,and the wife is holding me to the bet
Next question is
   Would i be arrested for showing my ar$e on the Vatican steps ?????
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: waspy on 20 December 2008, 11:47:51
At 3am i think you'd be safe :y

Priest's regulary walk up & down the steps ;)
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: Andy B on 20 December 2008, 11:48:26
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The Vatican ,the car passed its MOT this morning after i bet it wouldn't ,and the wife is holding me to the bet
Next question is
   Would i be arrested for showing my ar$e on the Vatican steps ?????
 ;D ;D ;D

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: nick v6 on 20 December 2008, 11:49:57
might make a new land mark if your arse is big enough

failing that indicent exposure is against the law

i tried telling that to the mother-in-law
(how do you get done for indecent exposure when you only show your face)
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: waspy on 20 December 2008, 11:57:36
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might make a new land mark if your arse is big enough

failing that indicent exposure is against the law

i tried telling that to the mother-in-law
(how do you get done for indecent exposure when you only show your face)

MP's talk outa their arses all the time in public ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: zippo on 20 December 2008, 12:58:06
I was sure it wouldn't pass  :-[ :-[ :-[ SWMBO will never let me hear the end of it  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: Welung666 on 20 December 2008, 13:01:10
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I was sure it wouldn't pass  :-[ :-[ :-[ SWMBO will never let me hear the end of it  ;D ;D ;D

Come on Mrs Zippo, give him hell  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: Debs. on 20 December 2008, 13:04:02
Well done Zippo; with a full 12 month`s MOT, 2009 will be a breeze. :y
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: zippo on 20 December 2008, 13:09:55
Hiya Debs how are you and the dogs ,Ive not spoken to you for a while
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: Debs. on 20 December 2008, 13:35:29
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Hiya Debs how are you and the dogs ,Ive not spoken to you for a while
`Just fine thanks Zippo ;)
`hope you`re doing ok too?....and here`s wishing you and the family, a very Happy Christmas. :)
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: Richie London on 20 December 2008, 14:35:06
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The Vatican ,the car passed its MOT this morning after i bet it wouldn't ,and the wife is holding me to the bet
Next question is
   Would i be arrested for showing my ar$e on the Vatican steps ?????
 ;D ;D ;D

i personally wouldnt risk it with all them priests about, there be a bishop hammering away in the crypt before you can say ive seen brokeback mounain  ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: Martin_1962 on 20 December 2008, 14:35:52
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At 3am i think you'd be safe :y

Priest's regulary walk up & down the steps ;)

That isn't safe - they aren't allowed to be married so may get excited
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: STMO123 on 20 December 2008, 14:40:24
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The Vatican ,the car passed its MOT this morning after i bet it wouldn't ,and the wife is holding me to the bet
Next question is
   Would i be arrested for showing my ar$e on the Vatican steps ?????
 ;D ;D ;D

i personally wouldnt risk it with all them priests about, there be a bishop hammering away in the crypt before you can say ive seen brokeback mounain  ;D ;D

 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: Richie London on 20 December 2008, 14:47:26
i dont mind a bit of church now and then, ive a nice video of a few nuns on there knees in a covent, i think there praying. wouldnt mind going there for a week in june, it can pi$$ down all week for all i care  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: zippo on 20 December 2008, 15:02:42
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i dont mind a bit of church now and then, ive a nice video of a few nuns on there knees in a covent, i think there praying. wouldnt mind going there for a week in june, it can pi$$ down all week for all i care  ;) ;D ;D

i  think i have the same film  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: STMO123 on 20 December 2008, 15:09:34
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i dont mind a bit of church now and then, ive a nice video of a few nuns on there knees in a covent, i think there praying. wouldnt mind going there for a week in june, it can pi$$ down all week for all i care  ;) ;D ;D

i  think i have the same film  ;D ;D ;D

Perverts!!


Lends it.
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: Richie London on 20 December 2008, 15:12:48
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i dont mind a bit of church now and then, ive a nice video of a few nuns on there knees in a covent, i think there praying. wouldnt mind going there for a week in june, it can pi$$ down all week for all i care  ;) ;D ;D

i  think i have the same film  ;D ;D ;D

theres a chinky comes in the pub selling  dvds on fridays,  ive also got a great film called fionas floppy flaps, its about a light aircraft with wing problems  ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: zippo on 20 December 2008, 15:12:52
and whats wrong with be a perv ,bein a perv has never done anyone any harm ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... i think  ;D ;D
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: iggy21uk on 20 December 2008, 16:36:52
Print this out a stand on it  ;D ;D :y

http://www.flickr.com/photos/avarl/2184475998/
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: r1 on 20 December 2008, 19:11:34
that looks a long way to walk
Title: Re: How much are flights to ........
Post by: zippo on 20 December 2008, 22:03:14
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Print this out a stand on it  ;D ;D :y

http://www.flickr.com/photos/avarl/2184475998/

brilliant  :y :y :y :y