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Title: the older you are the wiser you get
Post by: Richie London on 20 December 2008, 20:43:57
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening ?with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his

girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, ' No, I ' d like to see something more special. '

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought

another ring over. ' Here ' s a stunning ring at only $40,000, ' the

jeweler said.

The young lady ' s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with

excitement.

The old man seeing this said, ' We'll take it. '

The jeweler asked how payment would be made.

The old man stated, ' by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I ' ll write it now, and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and  I ' ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon, ' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.

' There ' s no money in that account. '

' I know, ' said the old man, ' But let me tell you about my weekend!


 All Seniors Aren't Senile


Title: Re: the older you are the wiser you get
Post by: STMO123 on 20 December 2008, 20:53:09
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening ?with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his

girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, ' No, I ' d like to see something more special. '

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought

another ring over. ' Here ' s a stunning ring at only $40,000, ' the

jeweler said.

The young lady ' s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with

excitement.

The old man seeing this said, ' We'll take it. '

The jeweler asked how payment would be made.

The old man stated, ' by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I ' ll write it now, and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and  I ' ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon, ' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.

' There ' s no money in that account. '

' I know, ' said the old man, ' But let me tell you about my weekend!


 All Seniors Aren't Senile



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Title: Re: the older you are the wiser you get
Post by: Vamps on 20 December 2008, 21:01:06
Like that one............ :y :y :y
Title: Re: the older you are the wiser you get
Post by: hans solo on 20 December 2008, 21:37:10
very good.  ;D
Title: Re: the older you are the wiser you get
Post by: r1 on 20 December 2008, 22:00:54
very good
Title: Re: the older you are the wiser you get
Post by: markey mark on 20 December 2008, 23:05:20
spot on that  :y
Title: Re: the older you are the wiser you get
Post by: vauxnut on 21 December 2008, 12:05:09
top man ::) :y