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Title: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 21 December 2008, 20:47:54
dont get me anything for xmas, it means dont get me anything doesnt it.  :-? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: STMO123 on 21 December 2008, 20:49:14
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dont get me anything for xmas, it means dont get me anything doesnt it.  :-? ;D ;D ;D

Depends who the woman is.
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 21 December 2008, 20:49:51
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dont get me anything for xmas, it means dont get me anything doesnt it.  :-? ;D ;D ;D

Depends who the woman is.

x wife
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Kevin Wood on 21 December 2008, 20:50:14
So.. how was this precedent established in your understanding? (that a woman means what she really says?)

Not too late. A couple of shopping days left. :-X

Kevin
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: STMO123 on 21 December 2008, 20:50:53
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dont get me anything for xmas, it means dont get me anything doesnt it.  :-? ;D ;D ;D

Depends who the woman is.

x wife

In that case its "OK. Dont you get me anything either"
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 21 December 2008, 20:51:36
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So.. how was this precedent established in your understanding? (that a woman means what she really says?)

Not too late. A couple of shopping days left. :-X

Kevin

private job tomorrow and tues, taking kids out wed morning shopping, going to argos and poundland  ;D ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: STMO123 on 21 December 2008, 20:52:56
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So.. how was this precedent established in your understanding? (that a woman means what she really says?)

Not too late. A couple of shopping days left. :-X

Kevin

private job tomorrow and tues, taking kids out wed morning shopping, going to argos and poundland  ;D ;D

Leave argos.
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: nick v6 on 21 December 2008, 20:56:21
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dont get me anything for xmas, it means dont get me anything doesnt it.  :-? ;D ;D ;D

Depends who the woman is.

x wife

In that case its "OK. Dont you get me anything either"

get her a pair of socks
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 21 December 2008, 20:59:12
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So.. how was this precedent established in your understanding? (that a woman means what she really says?)

Not too late. A couple of shopping days left. :-X

Kevin

private job tomorrow and tues, taking kids out wed morning shopping, going to argos and poundland  ;D ;D

Leave argos.

i thought that  :y
ive wrapped me oof t shirt up to make sure i get something nice this yr  :-X
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Elite Pete on 21 December 2008, 21:05:38
Its only the Ex so don't worry about it :). I've bought Mrs EP a new microwave this Christmas so if you don't hear from me after Christmas Day call the Police ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 21 December 2008, 21:08:28
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Its only the Ex so don't worry about it :). I've bought Mrs EP a new microwave this Christmas so if you don't hear from me after Christmas Day call the Police ;D


its when they open there present and say"thats nice love" then you can start worrying  ;D ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Bandit127 on 21 December 2008, 21:13:43
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dont get me anything for xmas, it means dont get me anything doesnt it.  :-? ;D ;D ;D

Depends who the woman is.

x wife
Hmm. Am I the only one to see a connection here?
 ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: LJay on 21 December 2008, 21:24:34
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Its only the Ex so don't worry about it :). I've bought Mrs EP a new microwave this Christmas so if you don't hear from me after Christmas Day call the Police ;D

Pete! I am so dissapointed in you! I thought you were a nice guy!
A microwave! Have you been taking lessons from MDTM?


When we say we don't want anything we don't mean it! Diamonds are acceptable!
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 21 December 2008, 21:33:54
women are never happy with what you give them, unless your a cross between george clooney and a horse on viagra  ;D ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: amigov6 on 21 December 2008, 21:55:19
Stick to what she says. Get her nothing. If she did'nt mean it she should'nt say it. It's like getting home from work, helping out with the kids, cooking dinner & looking forward to settling down for the last bit of the evening & she seems unhappy. You ask what's wrong..."Nothing" ok then i'm off to do something else. They know full well what they're doing, i've heard a couple of my exes laughing with thier mates about it. Say what's bothering you & we'll sort something out. I can be loyal & supportive but life's too short for silly mind games, no need for it.
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 21 December 2008, 21:59:52
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Stick to what she says. Get her nothing. If she did'nt mean it she should'nt say it. It's like getting home from work, helping out with the kids, cooking dinner & looking forward to settling down for the last bit of the evening & she seems unhappy. You ask what's wrong..."Nothing" ok then i'm off to do something else. They know full well what they're doing, i've heard a couple of my exes laughing with thier mates about it. Say what's bothering you & we'll sort something out. I can be loyal & supportive but life's too short for silly mind games, no need for it.

my m8 used to put his hand on the telly see how warm it was, she used to rush about when he got home from work, sits on her rse all day watching tv  ;D ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: amigov6 on 21 December 2008, 23:35:32
Being as she's your ex treat the kids....unless she's got you something which as every man knows means she wants to sleep with you for old times.........of course, ....obviously.
  
   Ignore everything i say regarding personal matters...i've even been asked..."Why won't you argue?"!!!! Probably cos you tell me what we're arguing about & if you did i could'nt care less anyway. I've been to work, cooked dinner, got the kids settled ..........
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wOSseI1hao8
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: ngrainqey on 21 December 2008, 23:38:20
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Stick to what she says. Get her nothing. If she did'nt mean it she should'nt say it. It's like getting home from work, helping out with the kids, cooking dinner & looking forward to settling down for the last bit of the evening & she seems unhappy. You ask what's wrong..."Nothing" ok then i'm off to do something else. They know full well what they're doing, i've heard a couple of my exes laughing with thier mates about it. Say what's bothering you & we'll sort something out. I can be loyal & supportive but life's too short for silly mind games, no need for it.

*grabs woman in the street and bitchslaps her* get told :P
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: amigov6 on 21 December 2008, 23:42:27
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Stick to what she says. Get her nothing. If she did'nt mean it she should'nt say it. It's like getting home from work, helping out with the kids, cooking dinner & looking forward to settling down for the last bit of the evening & she seems unhappy. You ask what's wrong..."Nothing" ok then i'm off to do something else. They know full well what they're doing, i've heard a couple of my exes laughing with thier mates about it. Say what's bothering you & we'll sort something out. I can be loyal & supportive but life's too short for silly mind games, no need for it.

*grabs woman in the street and bitchslaps her* get told :P
Oh no. I would'nt do that she'd kill me!
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: doog on 22 December 2008, 02:04:31
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dont get me anything for xmas, it means dont get me anything doesnt it.  :-? ;D ;D ;D


x wife

perhaps thats why she is your ex wife.....

women never say what they mean

Doug
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: gwa on 22 December 2008, 07:25:07
Well, when a woman says Yes, she means No and when they say No they mean Yes. I recommend you give her a £20 cheque .................................. made payable to AutoBahnStormers
 ;D ;D ;D  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: feeutfo on 22 December 2008, 08:46:09
I "think" she means she has not got you anything, or does not want to, for whatever reason, if you are seperated then seems fair enough to me.

 By telling you not to get her anything she is saying she does not want to feel guilty when you give her a present and she has nothing for you in return.

Maybe.....?  Who can tell.

I once went out with a girl who said "you should know what i want!" in general terms, i think she meant.
  She later eventually said, in the same conversation,  "how do you expect to know what i want, when i dont know myself?"

Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 22 December 2008, 10:13:05
I'm confused now :o :-? ::) ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: omegod on 22 December 2008, 12:54:56
Lets face it she is your ex! If you get her something she will think you are still madly in love with her and will somehow make a thingy out of you, if you dont you will be the selfish toad she always said you were!

A bit like Casinos,take all your money and they always win in the end.

Only thing I would get my ex is a GP appointment with Harold Shipman ( if he was still about )
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: unlucky alf on 22 December 2008, 13:04:26
my mrs said she wants a diamond, so ive bought here a new stylus for the record deck so she can play her old records, & if that dont please her ive got her a woolworths gift voucher as well just to play safe ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 22 December 2008, 13:06:29
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Being as she's your ex treat the kids....unless she's got you something which as every man knows means she wants to sleep with you for old times.........of course, ....obviously.
  
   Ignore everything i say regarding personal matters...i've even been asked..."Why won't you argue?"!!!! Probably cos you tell me what we're arguing about & if you did i could'nt care less anyway. I've been to work, cooked dinner, got the kids settled ..........
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wOSseI1hao8

we did have sex a few times but not now, and we do sleep together if she stays here. we get on just the same as we did when we were together i think. and we do go out for the day as a family still. but thats as far as it goes now. but she will have got me presents as usual. i cant bear being given gifts off people. and i feel embaressed giving them too. thats the way it is aim afraid  :-[ :-[ :)
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 December 2008, 13:07:36
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Its only the Ex so don't worry about it :). I've bought Mrs EP a new microwave this Christmas so if you don't hear from me after Christmas Day call the Police ;D

Pete! I am so dissapointed in you! I thought you were a nice guy!
A microwave! Have you been taking lessons from MDTM?


When we say we don't want anything we don't mean it! Diamonds are acceptable!
I am, with a microwave the Christmas dinner will be cooked quicker that means she can get the washing up done quicker and once its all away she can sit in front of the TV quicker. God im thoughtful ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Richie London on 22 December 2008, 13:12:32
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Its only the Ex so don't worry about it :). I've bought Mrs EP a new microwave this Christmas so if you don't hear from me after Christmas Day call the Police ;D

Pete! I am so dissapointed in you! I thought you were a nice guy!

just in time for gordon browns speech
A microwave! Have you been taking lessons from MDTM?


When we say we don't want anything we don't mean it! Diamonds are acceptable!
I am, with a microwave the Christmas dinner will be cooked quicker that means she can get the washing up done quicker and once its all away she can sit in front of the TV quicker. God im thoughtful ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 22 December 2008, 13:16:56
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Its only the Ex so don't worry about it :). I've bought Mrs EP a new microwave this Christmas so if you don't hear from me after Christmas Day call the Police ;D

Pete! I am so dissapointed in you! I thought you were a nice guy!
A microwave! Have you been taking lessons from MDTM?


When we say we don't want anything we don't mean it! Diamonds are acceptable!
I am, with a microwave the Christmas dinner will be cooked quicker that means she can get the washing up done quicker and once its all away she can sit in front of the TV quicker. God im thoughtful ;D

yep..you can be a good programmer.. ;D
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: unlucky alf on 22 December 2008, 13:21:30
my mrs calls me her microwave hubby, i asked her why?, is it because im useful?? she said no!, its because you can do an hours sex in 2 minutes!!! :'( :'(
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: LJay on 22 December 2008, 15:21:57
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Its only the Ex so don't worry about it :). I've bought Mrs EP a new microwave this Christmas so if you don't hear from me after Christmas Day call the Police ;D

Pete! I am so dissapointed in you! I thought you were a nice guy!
A microwave! Have you been taking lessons from MDTM?


When we say we don't want anything we don't mean it! Diamonds are acceptable!
I am, with a microwave the Christmas dinner will be cooked quicker that means she can get the washing up done quicker and once its all away she can sit in front of the TV quicker. God im thoughtful ;D

God you're a disgrace you mean! >:(
Title: Re: if a woman says
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 December 2008, 15:40:23
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Its only the Ex so don't worry about it :). I've bought Mrs EP a new microwave this Christmas so if you don't hear from me after Christmas Day call the Police ;D

Pete! I am so dissapointed in you! I thought you were a nice guy!
A microwave! Have you been taking lessons from MDTM?


When we say we don't want anything we don't mean it! Diamonds are acceptable!
I am, with a microwave the Christmas dinner will be cooked quicker that means she can get the washing up done quicker and once its all away she can sit in front of the TV quicker. God im thoughtful ;D

God you're a disgrace you mean! >:(
And for her Christmas treat, I will let her get on her hands and knees in front of me .....................................






























































so I can rest me legs on her ;D