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Title: Coincidence?
Post by: STMO123 on 30 December 2008, 18:39:52

I've just let a huge, smelly grandad of a fart go, and when I turned around Gillian McKeith was on the telly poking around in someones poo. Spooky.

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: kris9128 on 30 December 2008, 18:57:00

 :-? :-? :-? :-?

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 December 2008, 19:04:48

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I've just let a huge, smelly grandad of a fart go, and when I turned around Gillian McKeith was on the telly poking around in someones poo. Spooky.

I think that Gillian Mckeith is a vegetarian...........so god only knows what her sh#t smells like. :y :y

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 30 December 2008, 19:06:14

When there is threads like these I am soooooooooooo reminded it is primarily a man's forum! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: waspy on 30 December 2008, 19:07:24

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I've just let a huge, smelly grandad of a fart go, and when I turned around Gillian McKeith was on the telly poking around in someones poo. Spooky.

I think that Gillian Mckeith is a vegetarian...........so god only knows what her sh#t smells like. :y :y

Cabbage, brussels, etc :o

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: Turk on 30 December 2008, 19:08:06

So I guess today is a quiet, not much news day then !!!  ;D

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: bighed on 30 December 2008, 19:10:47

Did it smell like eggnog?  ;D

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: bighed on 30 December 2008, 19:11:20

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So I guess today is a quiet, not much news day then !!!  ;D

I got a rat  :o

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: bighed on 30 December 2008, 19:12:45

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Only popped into shed to get some tools.

Took two full buckets to clear all the soil.  :o

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 December 2008, 19:15:51

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When there is threads like these I am soooooooooooo reminded it is primarily a man's forum! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Quite right Lizzie.........blame STMO 123 .....he started it. :y :y :y

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: waspy on 30 December 2008, 19:16:47

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So I guess today is a quiet, not much news day then !!!  ;D

I got a rat  :o

You need a trap bated with bacon or salmon :y That's what used to do on the farm or just shoot the bugger :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: bighed on 30 December 2008, 19:22:35

Im gonna go with the latter I think

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: waspy on 30 December 2008, 19:36:16

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Im gonna go with the latter I think

Yeh, more fun. You may wana entice it out with the salmon & you may have a long wait, try to keep as still as possible, don't make any noises & (pardon the pun) try to sit down wind of the hole, it's worth it :y :y :y

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: STMO123 on 30 December 2008, 20:26:25

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Im gonna go with the latter I think

Yeh, more fun. You may wana entice it out with the salmon & you may have a long wait, try to keep as still as possible, don't make any noises & (pardon the pun) try to sit down wind of the hole, it's worth it :y :y :y

I'd end up eating the salmon. ;D

Gillian McKeith BTW, is the one who loves to glean information from peoples' cr@p on 'You are what you eat'

I'm a PC pizza.

Title: Re: Coincidence?
Post by: vauxnut on 31 December 2008, 08:15:06

think the bacon was for a sarny while you wait with your gun to shoot it. ;D ;D ;D