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Title: What was I saying
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 16:15:07
This morning about the amount of Knobheads around these parts. I was sat at my computer upstairs and I heard this loud bang so went to the front window and some youff in a Punto had taken the corner at warp 10 and clouted the kerb on the opposite side of the road. Unfortunately for him he's hit the kerb with his wheel turned so instead of mounting the kerb its pushed the wheel rearwards. I laughed my nads off its not as if its black ice, its quite visibly bloody slippy ;D ;D

 (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/Knobhead001.jpg)
Its no good praying, it's bent ;D
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Richie London on 05 January 2009, 16:16:38
are you kept locked in your room in the day time  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Richie London on 05 January 2009, 16:18:13
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are you kept locked in your room in the day time  ;D ;D


or is it neighbourhood watch  :)
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 16:18:19
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are you kept locked in your room in the day time  ;D ;D
Most of it, but I had to go out and take the p155 ;D
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 16:20:15
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are you kept locked in your room in the day time  ;D ;D


or is it neighbourhood watch  :)
Its too slippy to go out, I might fall over and bust my hip ;D
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 January 2009, 16:21:39
Should have just opened the window slightly and taken pot shots at him with an air rifle!
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Post by: tunnie on 05 January 2009, 17:43:41
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Should have just opened the window slightly and taken pot shots at him with an air rifle!

Whilst shouting 'chav scum'
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 17:59:05
He's still out there now trying to get it to move ;D
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 18:02:43
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are you kept locked in your room in the day time  ;D ;D


or is it neighbourhood watch  :)

He has joined The Specials "Hobby Bobby II"  ;D
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Chopsdad on 05 January 2009, 18:02:50
I like the view from your eyes - Spider vision is just what I always expected but never realised you could capture it on camera. ;D

Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 18:07:05
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I like the view from your eyes - Spider vision is just what I always expected but never realised you could capture it on camera. ;D

;D :y
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Danny on 05 January 2009, 20:37:19
A guy who lived round the corner took a junction too fast and did the very same thing, he flew across and VERY narrowly missed a van and couldnt move his either!! ended up waiting for a range rover and tow-chain to DRAG his car home!!
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: STMO123 on 05 January 2009, 20:43:43
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This morning about the amount of Knobheads around these parts. I was sat at my computer upstairs and I heard this loud bang so went to the front window and some youff in a Punto had taken the corner at warp 10 and clouted the kerb on the opposite side of the road. Unfortunately for him he's hit the kerb with his wheel turned so instead of mounting the kerb its pushed the wheel rearwards. I laughed my nads off its not as if its black ice, its quite visibly bloody slippy ;D ;D

 (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/Knobhead001.jpg)
Its no good praying, it's bent ;D

Yer nosey old get.
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Omega man 2 on 05 January 2009, 20:47:05
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This morning about the amount of Knobheads around these parts. I was sat at my computer upstairs and I heard this loud bang so went to the front window and some youff in a Punto had taken the corner at warp 10 and clouted the kerb on the opposite side of the road. Unfortunately for him he's hit the kerb with his wheel turned so instead of mounting the kerb its pushed the wheel rearwards. I laughed my nads off its not as if its black ice, its quite visibly bloody slippy ;D ;D

 (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/Knobhead001.jpg)
Its no good praying, it's bent ;D

 Look at the angle of the car and you can see its collapsed ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Richie London on 05 January 2009, 20:58:40
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This morning about the amount of Knobheads around these parts. I was sat at my computer upstairs and I heard this loud bang so went to the front window and some youff in a Punto had taken the corner at warp 10 and clouted the kerb on the opposite side of the road. Unfortunately for him he's hit the kerb with his wheel turned so instead of mounting the kerb its pushed the wheel rearwards. I laughed my nads off its not as if its black ice, its quite visibly bloody slippy ;D ;D

 (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/Knobhead001.jpg)
Its no good praying, it's bent ;D

Yer nosey old get.


martin bryce  comes to mind, ever decreasing circles  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 21:01:45
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This morning about the amount of Knobheads around these parts. I was sat at my computer upstairs and I heard this loud bang so went to the front window and some youff in a Punto had taken the corner at warp 10 and clouted the kerb on the opposite side of the road. Unfortunately for him he's hit the kerb with his wheel turned so instead of mounting the kerb its pushed the wheel rearwards. I laughed my nads off its not as if its black ice, its quite visibly bloody slippy ;D ;D

 (http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/Knobhead001.jpg)
Its no good praying, it's bent ;D

Yer nosey old get.
I wasn't being nosey, it was the bang I heard first :P
Title: Re: What was I saying
Post by: albitz on 05 January 2009, 21:06:18
Saw a Calibra in a similar state this morning,fns wheel pushed back several inches.would have stopped and got the dis pack &leads but it was a 2 litre. ;D ;D