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Title: I am going to be on TV!!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 18:20:34
Norways equivalent of the BBC  :y

Told ya Brat Pitts better lookin brother  ;) :P
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Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 05 January 2009, 18:22:45
Do they have Crimewatch in Norway then... :o ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 05 January 2009, 18:22:47
Great Lk! :y :y

What's it about then? :-?
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Post by: TheBoy on 05 January 2009, 18:25:42
Norweign Porn, probably...
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Post by: Chopsdad on 05 January 2009, 18:28:32
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Norweign Porn, probably...

Norwegian prawns knowing Loo Knee  ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 18:30:33
I believe thats not the first T[size=8]rans[/size] V[size=8]estite[/size]youve ever been on ;D
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Post by: Chopsdad on 05 January 2009, 18:32:00
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I believe thats not the first T[size=8]rans[/size] V[size=8]estite[/size] youve ever been on ;D

 ;D :y
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Post by: tmx on 05 January 2009, 18:47:54
Telenor?? We do the satellite uplinks for them
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 January 2009, 19:09:37
They started a Japanese style game show, he will be on that.   ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: willyboy on 05 January 2009, 19:25:37
Having a mugshot at the police station is not TV :y
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Post by: Marie on 05 January 2009, 19:39:29
LK you should know better then to post such a thing now we have an excuse to give you s@!t loads of abuse!!!!

lol pmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 19:43:57
I will come clean then.....
There was some people from Norway a couple of weeks back auditioning in Massive. So I went to see what for.
As soon as they saw me they took me behind this curtain which just had a yard stick there.
I was asked to drop my trousers which I did as the lady was quite nice, then using her yard stick measured me up. very impressed she was.
Turns out the men in Massive are well hung and were auditioning for a Porn documentary.
 :y
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Post by: Marie on 05 January 2009, 20:02:18
my arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont beleive you i have larger meat and veg then you!!!
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 20:05:10
my arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont beleive you i have larger meat and veg then you!!![/quote]

I aren't saying you haven't ;D but it is true  :)
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Post by: Marie on 05 January 2009, 20:06:20
PROVE IT!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 20:08:37
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PROVE IT!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

I would but have had to sign a legal document that I won't wave it about until I have done this TV program  :)
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Post by: Marie on 05 January 2009, 20:10:31
excuses excuses!!!!

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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 20:13:01
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excuses excuses!!!!


Not excuses Truth my dear  :-*
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Post by: STMO123 on 05 January 2009, 20:18:49
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excuses excuses!!!!


Not excuses Truth my dear  :-*

Yeah, I heard about this program. Apparently Dale Winton and Grahan Norton are doing it too.
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 20:23:08
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excuses excuses!!!!


Not excuses Truth my dear  :-*

Yeah, I heard about this program. Apparently Dale Winton and Grahan Norton are doing it too.

Good mate of mine Dale is :y
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 January 2009, 20:27:57
Isn't Elton John also involved
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Post by: STMO123 on 05 January 2009, 20:28:36
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Isn't Elton John also involved

Yep. All the big knobs. :y
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 January 2009, 20:31:49
Having seen Norwegian TV.....Not sure its something to brag about!
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Post by: unlucky alf on 05 January 2009, 20:35:33
apparently the programme is sponsored by K,Y LUBRICANTS INC which says it all really, :-X
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Post by: albitz on 05 January 2009, 20:36:37
Have they promised you a big ring and a pearl necklace as payment Daz. ::) :o ;D.........produced by Ben Dover & phil Mcracken. ;D ;D
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Post by: STMO123 on 05 January 2009, 20:37:36
Well, with the temperature in Norway being what it is, the size of your knob in Stoke will bear no resemblance to it's size in Oslo.
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 January 2009, 20:38:52
Found it!

[media]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L4XedhEUdkU[/media]
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Post by: STMO123 on 05 January 2009, 20:41:03
Loo Knee did mention he was buying a stringed instrument.
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 January 2009, 20:45:15
Its him strumming on Norwegian TV!
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 20:53:50
I think you lot are jealous ........
Anyway big enough to cope with the cold weather  ;)
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Post by: CaptainZok on 05 January 2009, 20:57:49
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/Clipboard02.jpg)
Didn't know you played the fiddle Daz.
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 January 2009, 20:59:18
They get his better side......in the left picture!
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 21:02:23
So thats what you call it up there Captain  ;D

Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain?  :-X
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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 21:04:27
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I will come clean then.....
There was some people from Norway a couple of weeks back auditioning in Massive. So I went to see what for.
As soon as they saw me they took me from behind this curtain which just had a yard stick there.
I was asked to drop my trousers which I did as the lady was quite nice, then using her yard stick measured me up. very impressed she was.
Turns out the men in Massive are well hung and were auditioning for a Porn documentary.
 :y
I bet that was painful, no wonder you asked me to take the roof of the 5 so you could stand up when we went out ;D
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Post by: amigov6 on 05 January 2009, 21:07:44
Are you sure they did'nt read your initials & thought they were booking Lorraine Kelly? :-/
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Post by: CaptainZok on 05 January 2009, 21:09:19
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So thats what you call it up there Captain  ;D

Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain?  :-X

(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/Daz.jpg)

You normally go to the toilet with a bunch of men?
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Post by: albitz on 05 January 2009, 21:09:43
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Are you sure they did'nt read your initials & thought they were booking Lorraine Kelly? :-/
Or your real initials and thought you were asking for Double Penetration. :o ;D ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 January 2009, 21:09:55
Is it anything to do with this ;)

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 21:13:41
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Is it anything to do with this ;)

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0

D't know what you mean mate ::)
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 January 2009, 21:14:42
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Is it anything to do with this ;)

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0

No, that was me......didn;t have enough Guiness that night to lube the old vocal chords coz the Captain and Gnome had drank it all!
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 21:20:45
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Is it anything to do with this ;)

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0

No, that was me......didn;t have enough Guiness that night to lube the old vocal chords coz the Captain and Gnome had drank it all!

knew it was you singin  ;D
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Post by: LJay on 05 January 2009, 22:21:18
I've requested his autograph before hes famous, so i can say i knew him before he was a star! :D :D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 22:23:26
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I will come clean then.....
There was some people from Norway a couple of weeks back auditioning in Massive. So I went to see what for.
As soon as they saw me they took me from behind this curtain which just had a yard stick there.
I was asked to drop my trousers which I did as the lady was quite nice, then using her yard stick measured me up. very impressed she was.
Turns out the men in Massive are well hung and were auditioning for a Porn documentary.
 :y
I bet that was painful, no wonder you asked me to take the roof of the 5 so you could stand up when we went out ;D

Only stood up so you could give me .......................... hadn't better write that  :-X
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 22:25:09
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I've requested his autograph before hes famous, so i can say i knew him before he was a star! :D :D


I am already a Star Ljay, but like I said wherever you want the Autograph would be my pleasure  :-* :-* :-*
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Post by: hotel21 on 05 January 2009, 22:31:09
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So thats what you call it up there Captain  ;D

Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain?  :-X
Don't like the way he's checking the change in his pocket though....  Better duck if it goes off, Mr Cameraman!    :o
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Post by: CaptainZok on 05 January 2009, 22:36:01
I think he was hoping you'd turn round and search him for concealed weapons there mate.
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 22:41:21
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So thats what you call it up there Captain  ;D

Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain?  :-X
Don't like the way he's checking the change in his pocket though....  Better duck if it goes off, Mr Cameraman!    :o

Thats right mate  :y ;D
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Post by: LJay on 05 January 2009, 22:44:29
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I've requested his autograph before hes famous, so i can say i knew him before he was a star! :D :D


I am already a Star Ljay, but like I said wherever you want the Autograph would be my pleasure  :-* :-* :-*

Now theres an offer! Best give it some consideration! ;)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 22:48:29
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I think he was hoping you'd turn round and search him for concealed weapons there mate.

He doesn't know how to do that Captain, only "Hobby Bobby's" know how to do it  ;D ::) :-*
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 22:50:29
Well to be quite honest which I am all the time, you too ode timers look to be gettin off talkin to each other  :-X ;D :D :-*
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Post by: bertiecbx550 on 05 January 2009, 22:50:33
Is it me or did the presenter look like field marshall goering???? ::)
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Post by: CaptainZok on 05 January 2009, 22:52:07
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Is it me or did the presenter look like field marshall goering???? ::)
No that's Elite Pete.
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 22:55:48
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Is it me or did the presenter look like field marshall goering???? ::)

Showing your age here Bertie :-X ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: bertiecbx550 on 05 January 2009, 23:02:27
NNNOOOO i just finsished watching battle of britain mate.... ;D or thats my excuse at least ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 23:09:05
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NNNOOOO i just finsished watching battle of britain mate.... ;D or thats my excuse at least ;D ;D

Had to laugh heard the very same thing off another member earlier.. ;D
I did wonder if you were playing Call of Duty aswell  :-X ;D
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Post by: Ken T on 05 January 2009, 23:13:28
I recon you have been practising the guitar a lot, got the action just right, and they've just picked you for the new ABBA front man. Come on, you can tell us  :-*

ken
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 23:19:19
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I recon you have been practising the guitar a lot, got the action just right, and they've just picked you for the new ABBA front man. Come on, you can tell us  :-*

ken

Ken I don't tell lies mate, nothing but the truth  :y
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Post by: Ken T on 05 January 2009, 23:25:18
Come on, you've got that A flat minor 7th chord sorted, haven't you, thats the road to fame and fortune, as well as a good looking pair of pecks, ooooooooo..................................

Ken
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 23:29:23
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Come on, you've got that A flat minor 7th chord sorted, haven't you, thats the road to fame and fortune, as well as a good looking pair of pecks, ooooooooo..................................

Ken

Can't believe how well you seem to know me  ;D
Got the A,C,D,E,F,G chords sorted oh and a few sus 7ths too :y
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Post by: CaptainZok on 05 January 2009, 23:32:29
He's now calling himself Massive Hendrix. ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 23:35:54
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He's now calling himself Massive Hendrix. ;D

Who?? he can't be as good as me whoever he/she is  :-X
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Post by: The Red Baron on 05 January 2009, 23:55:07
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He's now calling himself Massive Hendrix. ;D

Who?? he can't be as good as me whoever he/she is  :-X
only the best.  :y
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Post by: Ken T on 06 January 2009, 00:24:42
Hang on, don't take The Man's name in vain. A lot of modern guitarists are good, but the depth of foresight Jimi had, no comparison. Sorry LK, your good but ....................

Ken
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Post by: CaptainZok on 06 January 2009, 00:26:21
To put it another way come back when you can play the guitar behind your neck.
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 06 January 2009, 00:33:42
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To put it another way come back when you can play the guitar behind your neck.

Is that it? you should see the positions I have been in with this guitar  ;D ::)
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Post by: Ken T on 06 January 2009, 00:44:57
Its not just what you play, it's how you play it.

ken
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 06 January 2009, 00:47:21
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Its not just what you play, it's how you play it.

ken

 ;D ;D ;D
Ken I played it in the crab position strumming with my big toe on my right foot, and played the chord with my ode lad  ;D :-X
Give credit where it is due  :) :P
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Post by: Ken T on 06 January 2009, 01:06:08
OK, you appear to have mastered tuning, but how about actually playing it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  

Ken