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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 January 2009, 18:20:34
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Norways equivalent of the BBC :y
Told ya Brat Pitts better lookin brother ;) :P
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Do they have Crimewatch in Norway then... :o ;D
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Great Lk! :y :y
What's it about then? :-?
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Norweign Porn, probably...
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Norweign Porn, probably...
Norwegian prawns knowing Loo Knee ;D
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I believe thats not the first T[size=8]rans[/size] V[size=8]estite[/size]youve ever been on ;D
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I believe thats not the first T[size=8]rans[/size] V[size=8]estite[/size] youve ever been on ;D
;D :y
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Telenor?? We do the satellite uplinks for them
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They started a Japanese style game show, he will be on that. ;D ;D ;D
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Having a mugshot at the police station is not TV :y
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LK you should know better then to post such a thing now we have an excuse to give you s@!t loads of abuse!!!!
lol pmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I will come clean then.....
There was some people from Norway a couple of weeks back auditioning in Massive. So I went to see what for.
As soon as they saw me they took me behind this curtain which just had a yard stick there.
I was asked to drop my trousers which I did as the lady was quite nice, then using her yard stick measured me up. very impressed she was.
Turns out the men in Massive are well hung and were auditioning for a Porn documentary.
:y
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my arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont beleive you i have larger meat and veg then you!!!
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my arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont beleive you i have larger meat and veg then you!!![/quote]
I aren't saying you haven't ;D but it is true :)
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PROVE IT!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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PROVE IT!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
I would but have had to sign a legal document that I won't wave it about until I have done this TV program :)
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excuses excuses!!!!
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excuses excuses!!!!
Not excuses Truth my dear :-*
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excuses excuses!!!!
Not excuses Truth my dear :-*
Yeah, I heard about this program. Apparently Dale Winton and Grahan Norton are doing it too.
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excuses excuses!!!!
Not excuses Truth my dear :-*
Yeah, I heard about this program. Apparently Dale Winton and Grahan Norton are doing it too.
Good mate of mine Dale is :y
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Isn't Elton John also involved
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Isn't Elton John also involved
Yep. All the big knobs. :y
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Having seen Norwegian TV.....Not sure its something to brag about!
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apparently the programme is sponsored by K,Y LUBRICANTS INC which says it all really, :-X
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Have they promised you a big ring and a pearl necklace as payment Daz. ::) :o ;D.........produced by Ben Dover & phil Mcracken. ;D ;D
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Well, with the temperature in Norway being what it is, the size of your knob in Stoke will bear no resemblance to it's size in Oslo.
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Found it!
[media]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L4XedhEUdkU[/media]
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Loo Knee did mention he was buying a stringed instrument.
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Its him strumming on Norwegian TV!
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I think you lot are jealous ........
Anyway big enough to cope with the cold weather ;)
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(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/Clipboard02.jpg)
Didn't know you played the fiddle Daz.
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They get his better side......in the left picture!
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So thats what you call it up there Captain ;D
Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain? :-X
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I will come clean then.....
There was some people from Norway a couple of weeks back auditioning in Massive. So I went to see what for.
As soon as they saw me they took me from behind this curtain which just had a yard stick there.
I was asked to drop my trousers which I did as the lady was quite nice, then using her yard stick measured me up. very impressed she was.
Turns out the men in Massive are well hung and were auditioning for a Porn documentary.
:y
I bet that was painful, no wonder you asked me to take the roof of the 5 so you could stand up when we went out ;D
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Are you sure they did'nt read your initials & thought they were booking Lorraine Kelly? :-/
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So thats what you call it up there Captain ;D
Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain? :-X
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m302/CaptainZok/Daz.jpg)
You normally go to the toilet with a bunch of men?
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Are you sure they did'nt read your initials & thought they were booking Lorraine Kelly? :-/
Or your real initials and thought you were asking for Double Penetration. :o ;D ;D
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Is it anything to do with this ;)
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0
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Is it anything to do with this ;)
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0
D't know what you mean mate ::)
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Is it anything to do with this ;)
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0
No, that was me......didn;t have enough Guiness that night to lube the old vocal chords coz the Captain and Gnome had drank it all!
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Is it anything to do with this ;)
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1229637245/0#0
No, that was me......didn;t have enough Guiness that night to lube the old vocal chords coz the Captain and Gnome had drank it all!
knew it was you singin ;D
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I've requested his autograph before hes famous, so i can say i knew him before he was a star! :D :D
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I will come clean then.....
There was some people from Norway a couple of weeks back auditioning in Massive. So I went to see what for.
As soon as they saw me they took me from behind this curtain which just had a yard stick there.
I was asked to drop my trousers which I did as the lady was quite nice, then using her yard stick measured me up. very impressed she was.
Turns out the men in Massive are well hung and were auditioning for a Porn documentary.
:y
I bet that was painful, no wonder you asked me to take the roof of the 5 so you could stand up when we went out ;D
Only stood up so you could give me .......................... hadn't better write that :-X
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I've requested his autograph before hes famous, so i can say i knew him before he was a star! :D :D
I am already a Star Ljay, but like I said wherever you want the Autograph would be my pleasure :-* :-* :-*
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So thats what you call it up there Captain ;D
Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain? :-X
Don't like the way he's checking the change in his pocket though.... Better duck if it goes off, Mr Cameraman! :o
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I think he was hoping you'd turn round and search him for concealed weapons there mate.
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So thats what you call it up there Captain ;D
Looks like i an sitting on the bog there... where do you get then Captain? :-X
Don't like the way he's checking the change in his pocket though.... Better duck if it goes off, Mr Cameraman! :o
Thats right mate :y ;D
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I've requested his autograph before hes famous, so i can say i knew him before he was a star! :D :D
I am already a Star Ljay, but like I said wherever you want the Autograph would be my pleasure :-* :-* :-*
Now theres an offer! Best give it some consideration! ;)
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I think he was hoping you'd turn round and search him for concealed weapons there mate.
He doesn't know how to do that Captain, only "Hobby Bobby's" know how to do it ;D ::) :-*
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Well to be quite honest which I am all the time, you too ode timers look to be gettin off talkin to each other :-X ;D :D :-*
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Is it me or did the presenter look like field marshall goering???? ::)
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Is it me or did the presenter look like field marshall goering???? ::)
No that's Elite Pete.
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Is it me or did the presenter look like field marshall goering???? ::)
Showing your age here Bertie :-X ;D ;D ;D ;D
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NNNOOOO i just finsished watching battle of britain mate.... ;D or thats my excuse at least ;D ;D
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NNNOOOO i just finsished watching battle of britain mate.... ;D or thats my excuse at least ;D ;D
Had to laugh heard the very same thing off another member earlier.. ;D
I did wonder if you were playing Call of Duty aswell :-X ;D
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I recon you have been practising the guitar a lot, got the action just right, and they've just picked you for the new ABBA front man. Come on, you can tell us :-*
ken
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I recon you have been practising the guitar a lot, got the action just right, and they've just picked you for the new ABBA front man. Come on, you can tell us :-*
ken
Ken I don't tell lies mate, nothing but the truth :y
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Come on, you've got that A flat minor 7th chord sorted, haven't you, thats the road to fame and fortune, as well as a good looking pair of pecks, ooooooooo..................................
Ken
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Come on, you've got that A flat minor 7th chord sorted, haven't you, thats the road to fame and fortune, as well as a good looking pair of pecks, ooooooooo..................................
Ken
Can't believe how well you seem to know me ;D
Got the A,C,D,E,F,G chords sorted oh and a few sus 7ths too :y
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He's now calling himself Massive Hendrix. ;D
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He's now calling himself Massive Hendrix. ;D
Who?? he can't be as good as me whoever he/she is :-X
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He's now calling himself Massive Hendrix. ;D
Who?? he can't be as good as me whoever he/she is :-X
only the best. :y
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Hang on, don't take The Man's name in vain. A lot of modern guitarists are good, but the depth of foresight Jimi had, no comparison. Sorry LK, your good but ....................
Ken
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To put it another way come back when you can play the guitar behind your neck.
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To put it another way come back when you can play the guitar behind your neck.
Is that it? you should see the positions I have been in with this guitar ;D ::)
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Its not just what you play, it's how you play it.
ken
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Its not just what you play, it's how you play it.
ken
;D ;D ;D
Ken I played it in the crab position strumming with my big toe on my right foot, and played the chord with my ode lad ;D :-X
Give credit where it is due :) :P
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OK, you appear to have mastered tuning, but how about actually playing it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ken