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Title: im board.... wheres look-nee........
Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 18:32:16
i need someone to abuse...!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: bertiecbx550 on 10 January 2009, 18:36:57
he`ll be along in bit i suspect..... ;D ;D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 18:37:54
 ;D ;D ;D ;D hes online but not answering my post.... :'( :'( pmsl
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 18:43:53
Whats up sweetheart sexually frustrated? ;D
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Post by: LJay on 10 January 2009, 18:45:01
Leave the poor lad alone! ;D

Can't you think of a better cure for boredom? ;)
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 18:45:20
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Whats up sweetheart sexually frustrated? ;D


lol  ;D ;D ;D

that would be tellin!!!! and woulod you like to know!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 18:45:59
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Leave the poor lad alone! ;D

Can't you think of a better cure for boredom? ;)

but i enjoy it!  ;) ;D ;D ;D

he knows i dont mean it.
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 18:49:02
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Whats up sweetheart sexually frustrated? ;D


lol  ;D ;D ;D

that would be tellin!!!! and woulod you like to know!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

I was trying to help as I am training as a Sex Therapist, my patients are asking for me personally so must be pleasing someone.. ;)
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 18:50:23
ok heres one for you why at almost forty can he turn it down? i am getting sick of not in the mood & im nackered!

Explain plz!
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 18:50:32
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Leave the poor lad alone! ;D

Can't you think of a better cure for boredom? ;)

When Boredom sets in, Plug the Rabbit in  :D ;D :-*
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 18:50:59
i dont own one!!!!!! :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 10 January 2009, 18:52:20
every girl needs a rabbit! ;)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 18:52:38
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ok heres one for you why at almost forty can he turn it down? i am getting sick of not in the mood & im nackered!

Explain plz!

Must say you don't look that bad for 40..
 :D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 18:53:41
im 27 next year! cheeky ;D ;D ;D

i dont need a rabbit i need my hubby to give it to me!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 18:55:44
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im 27 next year! cheeky ;D ;D ;D

i dont need a rabbit i need my hubby to give it to me!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Maybe he would like the Rabbit too... I should have been a saleman for Ann Summers ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 18:56:51
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im 27 next year! cheeky ;D ;D ;D

i dont need a rabbit i need my hubby to give it to me!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Who are you trying to kid? you must have had a big paper round ;D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 18:59:10
never had one ! although my farther and mother to think of it did crack the wip a lot!


i am 27 on the 18th feb 18/02/1982
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 January 2009, 18:59:33
Lol.....we found out about why our neighbours other half was kicked out for good yesterday........
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:01:27
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Lol.....we found out about why our neighbours other half was kicked out for good yesterday........

why was he not putting out ether!!!
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 January 2009, 19:02:43
Quite the contary......just not to her......and the bit on the side is now in the club!
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:03:51
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Lol.....we found out about why our neighbours other half was kicked out for good yesterday........

why was he not putting out ether!!!

Younger model  :P
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:03:57
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Quite the contary......just not to her......and the bit on the side is now in the club!

OMG what club?  :-/ :-/ :-/
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:04:37
See what I mean Maria? ;D :P
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:05:17
The full of arms and legs club  :D ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 January 2009, 19:06:28
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Quite the contary......just not to her......and the bit on the side is now in the club!

OMG what club?  :-/ :-/ :-/

THE club....

bun in the oven.....

18 year sentance club......

..... :y :y
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 January 2009, 19:07:08
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Lol.....we found out about why our neighbours other half was kicked out for good yesterday........

why was he not putting out ether!!!

Younger model  :P

A 28 year old apparantly......which is surprising because hes a right boring sod (and well past 40)
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:07:23
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See what I mean Maria? ;D :P


MY NAME IS MARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate being called MARIA!!!!

do you want me to have to beet you?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:10:21
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See what I mean Maria? ;D :P


MY NAME IS MARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate being called MARIA!!!!

do you want me to have to beet you?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Obviously Maria you like rough sex duck... I don't mind whatever lights your candle.... ;D
Why do you have this rough tough way I wonder? :-*
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:12:26
well i can tell you why if you like!
 you must do it delibrutly....im sure of it!

oh when was the last time you became a newbie? just wondering  ::)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:15:47
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well i can tell you why if you like!
 you must do it delibrutly....im sure of it!

oh when was the last time you became a newbie? just wondering  ::)

Yes go on you need to get things off your chest my dear. :)

Newbie? why have you become an Admin and not told anyone? ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:17:52
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well i can tell you why if you like!
 you must do it delibrutly....im sure of it!

oh when was the last time you became a newbie? just wondering  ::)

What do I do deliberate Maria? I aren't like that.  :-*
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:18:13
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well i can tell you why if you like!
 you must do it delibrutly....im sure of it!

oh when was the last time you became a newbie? just wondering  ::)

Yes go on you need to get things off your chest my dear. :)

Newbie? why have you become an Admin and not told anyone? ;D

i wish!  :D :D :D :D

you have a habbit of becoming a newbie thats all i was just askin dear!

i am trying to get to the next level at the mo! baron i think it is. well it should be baroness!
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:19:59
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well i can tell you why if you like!
 you must do it delibrutly....im sure of it!

oh when was the last time you became a newbie? just wondering  ::)

Yes go on you need to get things off your chest my dear. :)

Newbie? why have you become an Admin and not told anyone? ;D

i wish!  :D :D :D :D

you have a habbit of becoming a newbie thats all i was just askin dear!

i am trying to get to the next level at the mo! baron i think it is. well it should be baroness!

Becareful of what you wish for.. its a hard job being an Admin not sure a women of 40 could manage... :D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:21:28
really i can handle more then you think!!!! and that includes you  ;D ;D ;D

but then there is not much of you to handle!!! ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:24:19
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really i can handle more then you think!!!! and that includes you  ;D ;D ;D

but then there is not much of you to handle!!! ::) ::) ::)

My dear you really need a trip to Spec Savers... You have been hanging around with to many blokes who think they are Popeye... you should get out more Maria it will do you a world of good. ;) ;D :-*
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Post by: TheBoy on 10 January 2009, 19:25:31
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every girl needs a rabbit! ;)
Bet Loo-Knee enjoys one as well....
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:26:14
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every girl needs a rabbit! ;)
Bet Loo-Knee enjoys one as well....

Don't knock it until you have tried it Jammie ;D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:26:23
really !!!!!

if you say so........you offering to take me out and show me what i am missing! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:27:08
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every girl needs a rabbit! ;)
Bet Loo-Knee enjoys one as well....

Don't knock it until you have tried it Jammie ;D

kew it kew LK was gay!!!!!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:30:30
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really !!!!!

if you say so........you offering to take me out and show me what i am missing! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I do say so and you know its true.... if you sit and think quietly about it for a minute ;D
As for taking you out... I am a very happily married young man, with an attractive wife who also takes quite a bit of seeing too... but I rise to the Challenge she offers each night :P
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:31:50
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every girl needs a rabbit! ;)
Bet Loo-Knee enjoys one as well....

Don't knock it until you have tried it Jammie ;D

kew it kew LK was gay!!!!!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

I have to confess, if you say I am Gay I must be, as you must know more than most ;D ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 January 2009, 19:39:35
I think marie needs a rabbit for sure.....do we need to put it to a poll!
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:41:09
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I think marie needs a rabbit for sure.....do we need to put it to a poll!

i dont think so!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D you wouldnt dare! :-X

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Post by: Vamps on 10 January 2009, 19:42:04
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I think marie needs a rabbit for sure.....do we need to put it to a poll!

Perhaps if her little boy was better behaved she would get him one....... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:42:24
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really !!!!!

if you say so........you offering to take me out and show me what i am missing! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I do say so and you know its true.... if you sit and think quietly about it for a minute ;D
As for taking you out... I am a very happily married young man, with an attractive wife who also takes quite a bit of seeing too... but I rise to the Challenge she offers each night :P


 :o :oOMG i feel sick!!!! by the thought of you doing it ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:43:00
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I think marie needs a rabbit for sure.....do we need to put it to a poll!

Perhaps if her little boy was better behaved she would get him one....... ;D ;D ;D


he wouldnt know what to do with it!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 January 2009, 19:43:20
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I think marie needs a rabbit for sure.....do we need to put it to a poll!

i dont think so!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D you wouldnt dare! :-X


So perhaps we need a poll on if we need a poll.....
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Post by: TheBoy on 10 January 2009, 19:43:48
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I think marie needs a rabbit for sure.....do we need to put it to a poll!

i dont think so!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D you wouldnt dare! :-X

Thats a challenge then...
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:46:06
your going to play wii.
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 19:49:56
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really !!!!!

if you say so........you offering to take me out and show me what i am missing! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I do say so and you know its true.... if you sit and think quietly about it for a minute ;D
As for taking you out... I am a very happily married young man, with an attractive wife who also takes quite a bit of seeing too... but I rise to the Challenge she offers each night :P


 :o :oOMG i feel sick!!!! by the thought of you doing it ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

My Dear you only feel sick because "You ain't getting Any"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marie on 10 January 2009, 19:56:31
pmsl!!!

your only saying that to make me jealous
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 10 January 2009, 21:16:25
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every girl needs a rabbit! ;)


We have

Sophie    white brown lop
Shadow  black lop sister

Snowball Albino lop
Rolo Dutch

Netherland Dwarves
Misty
Daisy renamed Davey

Due to Davey
Bill
Ben
Lilly
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 21:17:45
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every girl needs a rabbit! ;)


We have

Sophie    white brown lop
Shadow  black lop sister

Snowball Albino lop
Rolo Dutch

Netherland Dwarves
Misty
Daisy renamed Davey

Due to Davey
Bill
Ben
Lilly

Have you taken your drugs again? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 10 January 2009, 21:20:49
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every girl needs a rabbit! ;)


We have

Sophie    white brown lop
Shadow  black lop sister

Snowball Albino lop
Rolo Dutch

Netherland Dwarves
Misty
Daisy renamed Davey

Due to Davey
Bill
Ben
Lilly

Have you taken your drugs again? ;D ;D ;D


Only alcohol - do you want a rabbit and which one?
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 21:22:03
Already got one, with an "Elsie" engine powering it  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 10 January 2009, 21:23:55
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Already got one, with an "Elsie" engine powering it  ;D ;D ;D


Does it hop well?

What breed is it?

Lop?
Dutch?
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 21:29:06
Oh yes it makes you Hop well  ;D

Mk 2 Pneumatic from Ann Summers :D
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 10 January 2009, 21:35:55
How about Guinea Pigs?

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k286/martinimber/pets/DSC03015.jpg)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2009, 21:41:02
Martin, you really do need to see someone for help  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 10 January 2009, 21:42:00
Those guinea pigs would mke a good dish mop if you added a garden cane!
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 10 January 2009, 21:44:05
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Martin, you really do need to see someone for help  ;D ;D ;D


Me - need help ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

At least I am not obcessed with sex toys ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 10 January 2009, 21:44:42
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Those guinea pigs would mke a good dish mop if you added a garden cane!


Boris would - definately, Brownie would just eat the cane - greedy bugger ;D