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Title: Mexican Jews?
Post by: hoody on 10 January 2009, 12:54:39

Two Jewish men, Sid and Maury, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Maury, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"

  

Maury replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

  

When the waiter came by, Maury asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

  

The Waiter said, “I don't know Senor, I'll go ask the cooks."

  

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, "No sir, no Mexican Jews."

  

Maury wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

  

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.

  

While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

  

The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook says "No Mexican Jews!"

  

"Are you certain?" Maury asked once again, “I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

  

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews...."

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 10 January 2009, 12:56:32

 ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: Omega man 2 on 10 January 2009, 12:56:58

Nice one :y

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: Elite Pete on 10 January 2009, 13:32:48

 ;D ;D

I had to read it a couple of times but I got there in the end ::)

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: Dusty on 10 January 2009, 13:39:33

 ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: boxer boy on 10 January 2009, 22:46:27

  ;D :y

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: jaykay on 10 January 2009, 23:03:42

excellent :y :y

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: HGV mechanic on 10 January 2009, 23:07:47

very good :y

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: Jimbob on 10 January 2009, 23:20:49

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: maria on 11 January 2009, 01:05:56

Very good one ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Mexican Jews?
Post by: Vamps on 11 January 2009, 01:15:03

 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D