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Title: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 January 2009, 19:54:40
....made a mess of that!

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45357000/jpg/_45357360_crash1.jpg)

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Ronaldo was seen leaving the car whilst clutching his head but despite this, the leg injury he indured did not stop him training!

Sir Alex Ferguson made Ronaldo practice taking corners again at training.

When asked about the accident, Ronaldo blamed it on the wall not being back 10 yards
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Martin_1962 on 09 January 2009, 19:56:23
McDonaldo?
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: dispondent 1 on 09 January 2009, 19:56:32
i hate him, wanger >:(
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: mantagte on 09 January 2009, 19:56:47
very good  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Richie London on 09 January 2009, 19:57:06
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....made a mess of that!

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45357000/jpg/_45357360_crash1.jpg)

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of a sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Ronaldo was seen leaving the car whilst clutching his head but despite this, the leg injury he indured did not stop him training!

Sir Alex Ferguson made Ronaldo practice taking corners again at training.

When asked about the accident, Ronaldo blamed it on the wall not being back 10 yards

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: benbrunt on 09 January 2009, 19:58:03
Hope he's got comprehensive insurance so it's only £50 for a new windscreen, otherwise it'll cost him a fortune  :D ;)
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Martin_1962 on 09 January 2009, 19:59:13
Another overpaid footballist - waste of money!
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: ngrainqey on 09 January 2009, 20:02:22
lol what a cock, you'd have thought that needing to be spacially aware (to get the ball to your team mates playing football) tht he'd beable to drive... mind you he just likes to dribble and do those stupid leg overs lmao! we used to do those on the school yard and they never worked but yet they work really well in professional football
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 09 January 2009, 20:28:32
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Another overpaid footballist - waste of money!

yep..I got the same idea..
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: kris9128 on 09 January 2009, 20:36:08
rather cockknocker
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Kevin Wood on 09 January 2009, 20:37:47
He He. ;D

My heart bleeds for him!

It's a wonder that these overpaid mouthbreathers don't take a leaf out of Gazza's book and put a bit away for when they're on the scrap heap at 30 something.

By that time they might be mature enough to handle a decent car. Then again... ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Omega man 2 on 09 January 2009, 20:38:47
rather Diva!!
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: BigAl on 10 January 2009, 22:49:14
Fulham have signed Ronaldo- not for his football , but to teach Fayed's drivers how to survive a crash in a tunnel
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Post by: HGV mechanic on 10 January 2009, 22:51:49
we need a terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tireding smiley,, he blames oil on the road  ::)
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: dbug on 10 January 2009, 22:54:52
Spot of body filler, few spray cans and will be good as new!
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: BigAl on 10 January 2009, 22:58:15
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Spot of body filler, few spray cans and will be good as new!
Yes, but what about the Ferrari  :y
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: boxer boy on 10 January 2009, 23:21:07
at least its not an omega elite. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Danny on 10 January 2009, 23:58:38
i would have loved to see in the paper that he'd atleast mangled a leg and cant ever play footballism again
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Vamps on 11 January 2009, 00:36:28
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He He. ;D

My heart bleeds for him!

It's a wonder that these overpaid mouthbreathers don't take a leaf out of Gazza's book and put a bit away for when they're on the scrap heap at 30 something.
By that time they might be mature enough to handle a decent car. Then again... ::)

Kevin

Thought he had just, somehow, avoided going bust, someone bailed him out, I assume. ::) No interest in football, but seem to be an increase in footballers doing naughty things >:( to young with to much money....... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 January 2009, 00:39:40
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He He. ;D

My heart bleeds for him!

It's a wonder that these overpaid mouthbreathers don't take a leaf out of Gazza's book and put a bit away for when they're on the scrap heap at 30 something.
By that time they might be mature enough to handle a decent car. Then again... ::)

Kevin

Thought he had just, somehow, avoided going bust, someone bailed him out, I assume. ::) No interest in football, but seem to be an increase in footballers doing naughty things >:( to young with to much money....... ::) ::) ::)


Cant be bad then, with his ferrari stuffed he nipped home and got the bently gt out.
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: G84HAM on 11 January 2009, 00:51:36
220k car for a guy who earns half that every week, bet he's really upset
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Tony H on 11 January 2009, 01:18:31
My moneys on the cause was he wanted to know what the engine sounded like so he drove through the tunnel wound the window down, hit the loud peddle and lost the ar$e end, bet he won't do that again! :o
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: eddie on 11 January 2009, 06:46:58
What Tony H said +1.

You guys dont like him then. ;)

Just gorraa get him on Top Gear doing a lap,possibly on a Mildly Moist track?

Whats Jezza,s mail address?

eddie
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Dave-C on 11 January 2009, 07:21:45
Isn't that picture in a tunnel in Paris??? :-[
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: kris9128 on 11 January 2009, 07:52:51
bet that ends up on ebay shortly with a mental reserve.
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Kevin Wood on 11 January 2009, 11:00:50
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He He. ;D

My heart bleeds for him!

It's a wonder that these overpaid mouthbreathers don't take a leaf out of Gazza's book and put a bit away for when they're on the scrap heap at 30 something.
By that time they might be mature enough to handle a decent car. Then again... ::)

Kevin

Thought he had just, somehow, avoided going bust, someone bailed him out, I assume. ::) No interest in football, but seem to be an increase in footballers doing naughty things >:( to young with to much money....... ::) ::) ::)

Sorry, meant to say learn by Gazza's example. :-[

I agree. They seem to think they are above the law. Cretins.

Kevin
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: gwa on 11 January 2009, 11:08:02
It couldn't have happened to to a nicer bloke   :y :y :y :y :y but fancy his car took a dive like the driver  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ronaldos Ferrari
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 January 2009, 16:33:26
If he doesnt get taken to court over that then it's obvious that all witnesses were is fans and probablt all got free tickets.