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Title: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Marie on 25 January 2009, 09:59:48
well yesterday i went to my mates wedding in bridgewater. great day apart from............

on the way there (hubby is driving) we are going down the high street and the road narrows at a 2 lane junction shes on the right side in her big car ( why she needs one i dont know) shes encroching our lane and moves over slightly we pull up beside her and she then proceeds to mve back our way jase trys to get out her way but clips the kirb with the back wheel.  >:( not his fault i would have done the same.

well we park up and i get our son out the car and notice the wheel is rather low :o any way i get to the reception later wondering if hes cought the value :-/ :-/ :-/ outside the pub is tyre place so i decided to see if they would put air in it for me as i dont want to drive home with it in its current condition.

well we are looking at the wheel i am stood up and bent over dont even realise he can see down my top :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ well there was a 1 to 2 inch cut in the side wall of the tyre  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( not repairable i ask how much for a replacement he says to me £31.95  :y

well they did a good job and at a great price too. hubbys face was brills he just looked at me and said how the hell did you manage that????????

used my assets to my adavantage darlin.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

its the first time i have ever done it, its the first time i have been dressed for it!!!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 25 January 2009, 10:08:31
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well yesterday i went to my mates wedding in bridgewater. great day apart from............

on the way there (hubby is driving) we are going down the high street and the road narrows at a 2 lane junction shes on the right side in her big car ( why she needs one i dont know) shes encroching our lane and moves over slightly we pull up beside her and she then proceeds to mve back our way jase trys to get out her way but clips the kirb with the back wheel.  >:( not his fault i would have done the same.

well we park up and i get our son out the car and notice the wheel is rather low :o any way i get to the reception later wondering if hes cought the value :-/ :-/ :-/ outside the pub is tyre place so i decided to see if they would put air in it for me as i dont want to drive home with it in its current condition.

well we are looking at the wheel i am stood up and bent over dont even realise he can see down my top :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ well there was a 1 to 2 inch cut in the side wall of the tyre  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( not repairable i ask how much for a replacement he says to me £31.95  :y

well they did a good job and at a great price too. hubbys face was brills he just looked at me and said how the hell did you manage that????????

used my assets to my adavantage darlin.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

its the first time i have ever done it, its the first time i have been dressed for it!!!   ;D ;D ;D


Well done Marie!! :y :y :y

The 'assets' trick usually has worked for me as well over the years with all kinds of favours (for the car!!!!) ::) ::) ::) ::) done for me! :D :D :D :D ;)  

Was the bitch in a 4x4 by the way? If so, typical!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Elite Pete on 25 January 2009, 10:18:09
When do you want your cambelt changing, cost one peek :D
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: unlucky alf on 25 January 2009, 10:27:35
strange how a womens assets get them fringe benefits when exposed but if us guys do it we are arrested [especially if wearing a long rain coat ;) ;)]
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 25 January 2009, 10:37:00
Apparently it is good for mens heartrate. Good exercise for the heart. :y
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Debs. on 25 January 2009, 10:41:13
Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre. ;)

:-[ However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?);D
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Elite Pete on 25 January 2009, 10:43:38
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Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre. ;)

:-[ However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?);D
Would you like a quote  :D
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 25 January 2009, 10:46:58
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Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre. ;)

:-[ However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?);D
Would you like a quote  :D

You never say that to me   :'(
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 January 2009, 12:29:12
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Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre. ;)

:-[ However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?);D

I don't believe that........even for a moment Debs. ;)
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Elite Pete on 25 January 2009, 13:15:57
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Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre. ;)

:-[ However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?);D

I don't believe that........even for a moment Debs. ;)
Quality not quantity ;)
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: bighed on 25 January 2009, 13:35:54
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Well done Marie; `great price on the tyre. ;)

:-[ However, it`s never worked for me; I suffer a low-spec "equipment" package (if you know what I mean?);D




I don't believe that........even for a moment Debs. ;)
Quality not quantity ;)

i thoroughly agree
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: albitz on 25 January 2009, 13:48:14
Anymore than a handful is a waste. ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Welung666 on 25 January 2009, 14:01:52
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Anymore than a handful is a waste. ;) :D ;D

I thought it was mouthful? Oh well either works for me :y
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: stuart30 on 25 January 2009, 14:03:57
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strange how a womens assets get them fringe benefits when exposed but if us guys do it we are arrested [especially if wearing a long rain coat ;) ;)]

Next time i need a service i"ll dress the wife up and leave her in the boot...see if i get a discount... ;D
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 25 January 2009, 14:48:54
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strange how a womens assets get them fringe benefits when exposed but if us guys do it we are arrested [especially if wearing a long rain coat ;) ;)]

Next time i need a service i"ll dress the wife up and leave her in the boot...see if i get a discount... ;D

No, no Stuart!!  ::) ::) ::)  You get her to go in in a short low top dress with hair and make up to match to arrange the work; works everytime with those poor young ( :-* :-* :-*) sex starved mechanics! :D :D ;)

Trouble is once you get middle aged that's when it don't work too well, with all kind of nonsense prices and work quoted to you! :o :o :o >:(
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Andy B on 25 January 2009, 15:00:45
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Trouble is once you get middle aged that's when it don't work too well, with all kind of nonsense prices and work quoted to you! :o :o :o >:(

Quotes for work on the car or work on you???  ::)  :y  :y  :y
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 25 January 2009, 15:03:28
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Trouble is once you get middle aged that's when it don't work too well, with all kind of nonsense prices and work quoted to you! :o :o :o >:(

Quotes for work on the car or work on you???  ::)  :y  :y  :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I'm afraid Andy quotes on me would result in a "write-off" situation!! :o :o ::) ::) :D :D ;)
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Marie on 25 January 2009, 15:05:22
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Anymore than a handful is a waste. ;) :D ;D

i defo agree as i had inserts (fillets) in mine yesterday makes them look bigger ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: webby23 on 25 January 2009, 17:10:42
And yet women still moan about being treated as sex objects or nothing more than a pair of breasts.......Anyone else not surprised........?!?!?

Cant have it both ways.....sorry !!!!!
Title: Re: bl@@dy women driver!!! had to use my assets.....
Post by: Marie on 25 January 2009, 17:48:17
this is the only time i have ever used them to my advantage. and TBH i didnt intentionally do it. forgot i was dolled up to the max. :-[