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Title: Don't leave your fone lying around ....
Post by: gwa on 26 January 2009, 16:56:07
It is the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a
man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.  Everyone
else in the room cannot help overhearing.

MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back
on the market.  They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a
pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK.  I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns to them and asks: "Anyone here know who this damn phone belongs
to?"
Title: Re: Don't leave your fone lying around ....
Post by: MindlessJD on 26 January 2009, 17:36:36
Haha, very good!

 :y
Title: Re: Don't leave your fone lying around ....
Post by: Ian_D on 26 January 2009, 19:24:09
Hehe!  :y
Title: Re: Don't leave your fone lying around ....
Post by: razzo on 26 January 2009, 19:33:57
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Don't leave your fone lying around ....
Post by: shanjon on 26 January 2009, 19:48:24
very good :y here is the video version
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4Htvq1ijwbI