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Title: bottle or breast
Post by: vauxfan2k on 27 January 2009, 20:57:33

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came"

Title: Re: bottle or breast
Post by: STMO123 on 27 January 2009, 20:58:07

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: bottle or breast
Post by: Richie London on 27 January 2009, 20:59:53

 ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: bottle or breast
Post by: Sad on 27 January 2009, 21:07:24

 ;D ;D ;D   :y

Title: Re: bottle or breast
Post by: stuart30 on 27 January 2009, 21:11:47

Nah i dont believe that...my nan was still brestfeeding me at 15... :D

Title: Re: bottle or breast
Post by: Lazydocker on 27 January 2009, 21:13:07

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Nah i dont believe that...my nan was still brestfeeding me at 15... :D

Bitty... :D :D :D :D :D :D