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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: vauxfan2k on 27 January 2009, 21:47:03

Title: a Rabbie Burns joke
Post by: vauxfan2k on 27 January 2009, 21:47:03

Rabbie Burns comin home fae the pub, see's 2 folk at it! so he stops 2 watch.

The police arrrive & say Rabbie will have to go to court and testify against them.

At court the judge calls him to ask what he'd seen. "I saw 2 people fookin!"

"you cantuse that language in court" says the judge

"Ok, I wiz comin back fae brigadoon, when I saw twa people lyin doon, her skirt was high, his erse wiz bare, His thingy wiz in amongst her hair, His baws wur swingin 2 & fro, If thats no fookin I dont know!!"

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: a scottish joke
Post by: Lazydocker on 27 January 2009, 22:18:47

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: a scottish joke
Post by: Debs. on 27 January 2009, 22:23:56

Great! :y.......but, from the subject line; I felt sure it was going to be a Gordon Brown post! ;D